Difference between revisions of "The Man Who Grew Too Much/Quotes"
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:'''Homer:''' No. I'm saying you're wasting <i>everyone's</i> time. But it's a church thing, so that's a given. | :'''Homer:''' No. I'm saying you're wasting <i>everyone's</i> time. But it's a church thing, so that's a given. | ||
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| + | :'''Bart:''' Jig's up, Bob! Return the spear to the <i>Homo erectus.</i> <i>Homo erectus?</i> Where has that word been all my life? | ||
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- Lisa: (to Marge) Mom, can I visit Sideshow Bob?
- Bart: Why would you want to do that? He's tried to kill us!
- Lisa: You. He tried to kill you. And I refuse to concede a mind that thinks so much like mine can be all bad.
- Marge: Don't you think the parts that aren't evil are a little, pretentious?
- Bart: Absolutely. We're talking about Lisa, right?
- Lisa: Shut up!
- Bart: You shut up!
- Lisa: This is the pinnacle of conversation around here!
- Homer: Fine, I'll take you. They have this cool psych class at the campus I sat in on.
- Marge: Uh, that was a sexual harassment seminar.
- Homer: It doesn't matter. I'm taking it pass-fail.
- Lisa: Dad! You already ate all the chocolate bars.
- Homer: That's why I got to get the marshmallows down fast.
- Homer: (reading Tweeter's Digest) I like how they cut them down from 140 characters to a more manageable 20 characters.
- Marge: (worry about the next seminar) Oh, another seminar tomorrow. I just wish I could connect with those teenagers, since it seems like we'll never have any.
- Homer: Oh, Marge, teens can't control their urges. It's why there's never been a teenage president.
- Marge: Are you saying I'm wasting my time?
- Homer: No. I'm saying you're wasting everyone's time. But it's a church thing, so that's a given.
- Bart: Jig's up, Bob! Return the spear to the Homo erectus. Homo erectus? Where has that word been all my life?
