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:'''[[Bart]]''': From now on, I'm only eating food that I know had a soul. | :'''[[Bart]]''': From now on, I'm only eating food that I know had a soul. | ||
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:'''Homer''' [to Lisa]: Do you know how many hours I had to work? How many people I had to yell at? How many tires I had to slash? | :'''Homer''' [to Lisa]: Do you know how many hours I had to work? How many people I had to yell at? How many tires I had to slash? | ||
:'''Lisa''': No one told you to yell and slash! | :'''Lisa''': No one told you to yell and slash! | ||
| − | :'''Homer''': It's called schmoozing! | + | :'''Homer''': It's called schmoozing! |
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:'''Homer''': We're going to write and sing our way out of this God-forsaken hell hole. | :'''Homer''': We're going to write and sing our way out of this God-forsaken hell hole. | ||
:'''[[Marge]]''': But your song said you liked [[Springfield]]? | :'''[[Marge]]''': But your song said you liked [[Springfield]]? | ||
| − | :'''Homer''': I wrote it about [[Shelbyville]], then changed the names. | + | :'''Homer''': I wrote it about [[Shelbyville]], then changed the names. |
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| − | :'''Homer''' [to Lisa]: The song I wrote for you is so schmaltzy it makes "Moon River" sound like a farting orangutan. | + | :'''Homer''' [to Lisa]: The song I wrote for you is so schmaltzy it makes "Moon River" sound like a farting orangutan. |
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:(While [[Apu]] is being robbed) | :(While [[Apu]] is being robbed) | ||
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:'''Homer''': What's the cheapest thing you've got. | :'''Homer''': What's the cheapest thing you've got. | ||
:'''Apu''': A 2-ounce pack of chips. $5.99. | :'''Apu''': A 2-ounce pack of chips. $5.99. | ||
| − | :'''Homer''': $5.99, what a rip-off! Someone should shoot you. | + | :'''Homer''': $5.99, what a rip-off! Someone should shoot you. |
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:'''[[Krusty]]''': Every week, we eliminate one contestant based on the votes cast by you, the audience. | :'''[[Krusty]]''': Every week, we eliminate one contestant based on the votes cast by you, the audience. | ||
| − | :'''TV announcer''': Disclaimer: All ballots were lost and vote totals made up. | + | :'''TV announcer''': Disclaimer: All ballots were lost and vote totals made up. |
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| − | :'''[[Lil' Starmaker]] commercial announcer''': We're not affiliated with [[American Idol]]. We've never even heard of American Idol. | + | :'''[[Lil' Starmaker]] commercial announcer''': We're not affiliated with [[American Idol]]. We've never even heard of American Idol. |
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| − | :'''Lisa''': That's [[Cameron]]. Girls go crazy over him. He's cute, unthreatening, and his smile brought a puppy back to life. | + | :'''Lisa''': That's [[Cameron]]. Girls go crazy over him. He's cute, unthreatening, and his smile brought a puppy back to life. |
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| − | {{Season 16 Q}} | + | {{Season 16|Q}} |
Revision as of 05:50, September 1, 2012
- Bart: From now on, I'm only eating food that I know had a soul.
- Homer: He's about to learn the most important lesson in the music business: don't trust people in the music business.
- Homer [to Lisa]: Do you know how many hours I had to work? How many people I had to yell at? How many tires I had to slash?
- Lisa: No one told you to yell and slash!
- Homer: It's called schmoozing!
- Homer: We're going to write and sing our way out of this God-forsaken hell hole.
- Marge: But your song said you liked Springfield?
- Homer: I wrote it about Shelbyville, then changed the names.
- Homer [to Lisa]: The song I wrote for you is so schmaltzy it makes "Moon River" sound like a farting orangutan.
- (While Apu is being robbed)
- Apu: Call the police.
- Homer: I need change for a dollar.
- Apu: No change without purchase.
- Homer: What's the cheapest thing you've got.
- Apu: A 2-ounce pack of chips. $5.99.
- Homer: $5.99, what a rip-off! Someone should shoot you.
- Krusty: Every week, we eliminate one contestant based on the votes cast by you, the audience.
- TV announcer: Disclaimer: All ballots were lost and vote totals made up.
- Lil' Starmaker commercial announcer: We're not affiliated with American Idol. We've never even heard of American Idol.
- Lisa: That's Cameron. Girls go crazy over him. He's cute, unthreatening, and his smile brought a puppy back to life.
