Difference between revisions of "How I Spent My Strummer Vacation/Quotes"

Latest revision as of 13:27, April 26, 2024

Homer: So you're just gonna let me walk out of here sober.

Moe Szyslak: I'm afraid so.

Homer: And you can live with that.

Moe: Yuh-huh.

Carl Carlson: You wouldn't serve Homer just 'cause he didn't have money?

Lenny Leonard: What happened to you, Moe? You used to be about the booze.

Moe: [sighs] Yeah, I guess I got caught up in all the glitz and glamour.

Homer: Good morning, everybody! What's for breakfast, cutie?

Marge: Homie, it's five p.m. We're having dinner.

Homer: What? Wait a... That can't be right! Wait, was last night the night we set the clocks ahead eight hours?

Marge: I had to tell Mr. Burns you had violent diarrhea.

Homer: Couldn't you come up with a less embarrassing lie?

Marge: But you did have violent diarrhea. Nobody open the hallway closet until I say it's okay.

Marge: We had a family meeting and decided that even though what you said about us was incredibly thoughtless and hurtful, you had a point.

Homer: Damn straight.

Marge: You work a job you don't like so I'm able to be home with the kids.

Lisa: And you take me places you hate, like museums, plays, and the Olive Garden.

Bart: And even though you knew I ratted you out to the IRS, you never busted me on it.

Homer: You what?

Keith Richards: Welcome to Rock 'n' Roll Fantasy Camp, where you'll experience the complete rock 'n' roll lifestyle, without the lawsuits and STD's.

Homer: Woo! STD's!

Mick Jagger: So get a good night's sleep and remember Rule Number One: there are no rules!

Crowd: [cheers]

Mick Jagger: Rule Number Two: no outside food!

Homer: Are you ready...to receive professional training in rock?!

Chief Wiggum: Have you been awake all night?

Homer: I am so excited I couldn't fall asleep! I even took some pills I found on the floor and still nothing!

Apu Nahasapeemapetilon: You took pills you found on the floor?

Homer: Uh-huh. Now I'm afraid that if I stop talking, I'll die. Isn't Mick cool? I thought he'd be all like, "I'm a rock star. Aren't I great?" But he's just like you or me or Jesus over there.

Elvis Costello: Come on, who'd like to be a bass player?

Homer: Out of my way, Nerdlinger.

Elvis Costello: My image!

Brian Setzer: Now a guitar has many, many nicknames—an axe, a gitbox... Well, I guess that's it.

Homer: Mr. Seltzer?

Brian Setzer: Setzer.

Homer: No, I think it's Seltzer.

Mick Jagger: Yeah, we've all gotta get home. My lawn's not gonna mow itself.

Keith Richards: And I've gotta put up the storm windows. Winter's coming.

Homer: [despondent sigh] I'm so despondent.

Bart: Did you know it was going to turn into a riot, Dad?

Homer: Oh, yeah... When you've been in as many as I have, you can sense them coming.

Marge: Did they ever find Tom Petty's toe?

Homer: What am I, the lost and found?

Tom Petty: By the way, I don't suppose any of you have seen my, um...

Lisa: No, sorry.