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"The Monorail Song"

Song Information

Singers:	Dan Castellaneta Julie Kavner Phil Hartman Nancy Cartwright Hank Azaria Maggie Roswell Cast
Characters:	Lyle Lanley Bart Simpson Homer Simpson Marge Simpson Mayor Quimby Abraham Simpson Barney Gumble Apu Miss Hoover Clancy Wiggum
Length:	1:49
Writer(s):	Al Jean Conan O'Brien Frank Mula George W. Meyer Jeff Martin John Swartzwelder Jon Vitti
Album:	Songs in the Key of Springfield
Appearance(s):	"Marge vs. the Monorail"

"The Monorail Song" is sung by Lyle Lanley and the people of Springfield. This song is sung during a town meeting when trying to discuss what to do with some money the town got from Mr. Burns.

Lyrics[edit]

Lyle Lanley:

You know, a town with money's a little like the mule with the spinning wheel. No one knows how he got it and danged if he knows how to use it.

[everyone laughs except Homer who at first doesn't get the joke]

Homer:

Heh-heh, mule.

Lyle Lanley:

The name's Lanley, Lyle Lanley. And I come before you good people tonight with an idea. Probably the greatest—Aw, it's not for you. It's more a Shelbyville idea.

Mayor Quimby:

Now, wait just a minute. We're twice as smart as the people of Shelbyville. Just tell us your idea and we'll vote for it.

Lyle Lanley:

All right. I'll tell you what I'll do. I'll show you my idea. I give you the Springfield Monorail!

(everyone gasps)

I've sold monorails to Brockway, Ogdenville, and North Haverbrook, and, by gum, it put them on the map!

Well, sir, there's nothin' on earth like a genuine bona-fide electrified six-car monorail! What'd I say?

Ned Flanders:

Monorail!

Lyle Lanley:

What's it called?

Patty and Selma Bouvier:

Monorail.

Lyle Lanley:

That's right!

Monorail!

Cast:

Monorail... monorail... monorail... (continue over the following lyrics)

Miss Hoover:

I hear those things are awfully loud.

Lyle Lanley:

It glides as softly as a cloud.

Apu:

Is there a chance the track could bend?

Lyle Lanley:

Not on your life, my Hindu friend.

Barney Gumble:

What about us brain-dead slobs?

Lyle Lanley:

You'll be given cushy jobs.

Abraham Simpson:

Were you sent here by the devil?

Lyle Lanley:

No, good sir, I'm on the level.

Clancy Wiggum:

The ring came off my pudding can.

Lyle Lanley;

Take my pen knife, my good man.

I swear, it's Springfield's only choice!

Throw up your hands and raise your voice!

All:

Monorail...

Lyle Lanley:

What's it called?

Monorail...

Once again!

Monoraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaail!

Marge:

But Main Street's still all cracked and broken.

Bart:

Sorry, Mom, the mob has spoken!

All:

Monorail...

Monoraaaaaaaaail!

MONORAIL!!

Homer:

Mono—D'oh!

Behind the Laughter[edit]

It is a parody of songs such as "Rock Island" and "Ya Got Trouble" from the musical Meredith Willson's The Music Man, where instead of lyrics being sung, they are spoken in a kind of crazy version of Gilbert-and-Sullivan-esque patter.

Appearances[edit]

Episode – "Marge vs. the Monorail"
Episode – "All Singing, All Dancing"
Episode – "The Old Blue Mayor She Ain't What She Used to Be" (chants)
Album – Songs in the Key of Springfield

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The Simpsons Main Title Theme (Extended Version) • We Do (The Stonecutters' Song) • Dancin' Homer (Medley) (Crosstown Bridge • Capitol City) • Homer & Apu (Medley) (Who Needs the Kwik-E-Mart? • Who Needs the Kwik-E-Mart? (Reprise)) • 'Round Springfield (Medley) (Bleeding Gums Blues • A Four-Headed King • There She Sits, Brokenhearted • Jazzman) • Oh, Streetcar! (The Musical) (White-Hot Grease Fires (Prologue) • Long Before the Superdome • New Orleans • I Thought My Life Would Be a Mardi Gras • I Am Just a Simple Paper Boy • Stella! • She Flies • The Kindness of Strangers) • Jingle Bells • $pringfield (Medley) (The Simpsons End Credits Theme (Big Band Vegas) • Gracie Films Logo) • "Itchy & Scratchy" Main Title Theme • "Itchy & Scratchy" End Credits Theme • "The Day the Violence Died (Medley)" (Not Jazz Chor, But Sad Chor • The Amendment Song) • Señor Burns • The Simpsons End Credits Theme ("Afro-Cuban" Version) • Your Wife Don't Understand You • Kamp Krusty (Medley) (South of the Border • Gracie Films Logo) • The Simpsons End Credits Theme ("Australian" Version) • The Simpsons End Credits Theme ("Hill Street Blues" Homage) • The Simpsons End Credits Theme ("It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World" Homage) • Treehouse of Horror V (Medley) (Controlling the Transmission (Prologue) • The Simpsons Halloween Special Main Title Theme) • Honey Roasted Peanuts • Boy-Scoutz 'N the Hood (Medley) (Saved by the Bell • Jackpot • Springfield, Springfield (Parts 1 & 2) • Remember This? • Another Edwardian Morning) • Two Dozen and One Greyhounds (Medley) (The Pick of the Litter • See My Vest) • Eye on Springfield Theme • Flaming Moe's • Homer's Barbershop Quartet (Medley)‎ (One Last Call • Baby on Board) • TV Sucks‎ • A Fish Called Selma (Medley) (Troy Chic • Stop the Planet of the Apes • Dr. Zaius • Chimpan-A to Chimpan-Z) • Send In the Clowns • The Monorail Song • In Search of an Out of Body Vibe • Cool • Bagged Me a Homer • It Was a Very Good Beer • Bart Sells His Soul (Medley) (From God's Brain to Your Mouth • In the Garden of Eden) • Happy Birthday, Lisa • The Simpsons Halloween Special End Credits Theme ("The Addams Family" Homage) • "Who Shot Mr. Burns? Part One (Medley) (Who Dunnit? • The Simpsons End Credits Theme ("JFK" Homage)) • Lisa's Wedding (Medley) (The Simpsons End Credits Theme (Renaissance" Version) • Gracie Films Logo) • The Simpsons End Credits Theme ("Dragnet" Homage)