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{{qf|[[Ned Flanders]]}} Hidilly-hey, Homer! | {{qf|[[Ned Flanders]]}} Hidilly-hey, Homer! | ||
| − | {{qf|Homer}} Oh my God, this dude does the best Flanders! You got the mustache and the didilly... Okay, now do [[ | + | {{qf|Homer}} Oh my God, this dude does the best Flanders! You got the mustache and the didilly... Okay, now do [[Wiggum]]. |
{{qf|Ned}} ''[chuckles nervously]'' Homer, i-i-it's me, Ned. | {{qf|Ned}} ''[chuckles nervously]'' Homer, i-i-it's me, Ned. | ||
{{qf|Homer}} Oh-ho-ho-ho right, the God dude. Hey, I got a question for you. "Could Jesus microwave a burrito so hot, that He Himself could not eat it?" | {{qf|Homer}} Oh-ho-ho-ho right, the God dude. Hey, I got a question for you. "Could Jesus microwave a burrito so hot, that He Himself could not eat it?" | ||
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{{qf|Mr. Burns}} Well, if you liked that, listen to this: "Working hard... or hardly working?" | {{qf|Mr. Burns}} Well, if you liked that, listen to this: "Working hard... or hardly working?" | ||
{{qf|Homer}} ''[laughs uncontrollably]'' | {{qf|Homer}} ''[laughs uncontrollably]'' | ||
| − | {{qf|Mr. Burns}} | + | {{qf|Mr. Burns}} Smithers, you could learn a thing or two from this braying moron. Young man, I'm making you my executive vice president. |
| − | {{qf|Smithers}} Sir, I believe that position was informally promised to me... | + | {{qf|[[Smithers]]}} Sir, I believe that position was informally promised to me... |
{{qf|Mr. Burns}} Oh Smithers, I would have said anything to get your stem cells. Now, welcome aboard. | {{qf|Mr. Burns}} Oh Smithers, I would have said anything to get your stem cells. Now, welcome aboard. | ||
{{qf|Homer}} ''[touches Burns' face]'' You're covered with a very fine fuzz. | {{qf|Homer}} ''[touches Burns' face]'' You're covered with a very fine fuzz. | ||
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{{qf|[[Lenny]]}} Yeah, you were gettin' all spacey and everything. We were gonna have an intervention. | {{qf|[[Lenny]]}} Yeah, you were gettin' all spacey and everything. We were gonna have an intervention. | ||
{{qf|[[Carl]]}} Yeah, but at the planning party I got alcohol poisoning. Heh. I nearly died. | {{qf|[[Carl]]}} Yeah, but at the planning party I got alcohol poisoning. Heh. I nearly died. | ||
| − | :''[Moe, Carl and Lenny laugh]'' | + | :''[Moe, Carl and Lenny laugh.]'' |
{{qf|Moe}} I was already makin' excuses not to go to your funeral. | {{qf|Moe}} I was already makin' excuses not to go to your funeral. | ||
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- Marge: I've tried heckling them, I've tried jeckling them, it's time I made myself a scarecrow.
- Homer: Say doctor, can you do something about my searing pain?
- Dr. Hibbert: Well, there is a medication, although it's a little... controversial.
- Homer: Does it go in the butt?
- Dr. Hibbert: I'm talkin' about medicinal marijuana. Prescription pot. Texas T-H-C.
- Homer: Look, man. I don't do drugs.
- Dr. Hibbert: Homer, for your eyes, the best tonic is chronic.
- Homer: For me, the sixties ended that day in nineteen seventy-eight.
- Homer: Okay, let's see: "Toke as needed. Caution: objects may appear more edible than they actually are."
- Marge: [on phone] Hello?
- Homer: Marge, I just realized: I am the "ow" in the word "now". And if you tell anyone...
- Marge: Honey, I like it when you call, but we just talked five minutes ago. Hang on, I've got call waiting. [click] Hello?
- Homer: Hey, it's me. I got Marge on the other line and she is totally bumming me out.
- Marge: Hmmmm.
- Ned Flanders: Hidilly-hey, Homer!
- Homer: Oh my God, this dude does the best Flanders! You got the mustache and the didilly... Okay, now do Wiggum.
- Ned: [chuckles nervously] Homer, i-i-it's me, Ned.
- Homer: Oh-ho-ho-ho right, the God dude. Hey, I got a question for you. "Could Jesus microwave a burrito so hot, that He Himself could not eat it?"
- Ned: Well, sir, of course He could... but then again... Wow, as melon-scratchers go, that's a honey-doodle.
- Homer: Oops! I thought this was the can, man. [giggles]
- Mr. Burns: Well, you're a Happy Homer. What's your name, young man?
- Homer: You just said it! [laughs hard]
- Mr. Burns: Well, if you liked that, listen to this: "Working hard... or hardly working?"
- Homer: [laughs uncontrollably]
- Mr. Burns: Smithers, you could learn a thing or two from this braying moron. Young man, I'm making you my executive vice president.
- Smithers: Sir, I believe that position was informally promised to me...
- Mr. Burns: Oh Smithers, I would have said anything to get your stem cells. Now, welcome aboard.
- Homer: [touches Burns' face] You're covered with a very fine fuzz.
- Marge: Homer, it's over. I want you to look at your children and promise them you will never do drugs again.
- Homer: All right. I'll do it for my kids.
- Bart: As long as you're doin' things for me, would you tie up your bathrobe when you walk around the house.
- Homer: Never!
- Moe: Look, I, I'm really glad you're off the wacky tobacky.
- Lenny: Yeah, you were gettin' all spacey and everything. We were gonna have an intervention.
- Carl: Yeah, but at the planning party I got alcohol poisoning. Heh. I nearly died.
- [Moe, Carl and Lenny laugh.]
- Moe: I was already makin' excuses not to go to your funeral.
- Homer: It's been three days. And my mind is clearer, my sperm count is up, and I'm able to recognize simple shapes and patterns.
- Lisa: Dad, you just said that three minutes ago.
- Homer: Oh, man. Oh, man. We killed Mr. Burns. Mr. Burns is gonna be so mad.
- Bill Clinton: So when somebody says I was an embarrassment to the country, I say it depends on what the meaning of "was" is, jerk. You owe me two hundred thousand dollars. Goodnight, everybody!
- Homer: Bill Clinton, everyone! He's Jimmy Carter with a Fox attitude.
