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{{qf|[[Marge]]}} I was really starting to enjoy {{Cmc|Ethnic Mismatch Comedy|644}}. I've never heard so many Viagra jokes in thirty seconds.
 
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{{qf|[[Homer]]}} Shuuuut uppa you mouth.
:'''Carl''': Let's make litter out of these literati!
 
:'''Lenny''': That's too clever, you're one of THEM!
 
 
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:'''Homer''': You said you were going to make me look sexier, but it's awfully dark in here.
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{{qf|[[Dr. Hibbert]]}} Mm. Do you suffer from diabetes?
:'''Photographer''': Light is not your friend.
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{{qf|[[Carl Carlson]]}} N-n-n-n-o.
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{{qf|Dr. Hibbert}} Well, you do now.
 
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:'''Comic Book Guy''': (dressed as Copernicus) Verily, I declare that the Earth revolves around the sun, and not t'other way round.
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{{qf|Marge}} Lisa, would you like a penny to throw at your brother?
:'''Lindsay Naegle''': Stop looking down my blouse, Copernicus!
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{{qf|[[Lisa]]}} Unbelievable! We're rewarding people for acting like buffoons!
:'''Comic Book Guy''': Mine eyes doth rove of their own accord.
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{{qf|Marge}} Young lady, this may be the high point of Bart's life. Cut him some slack.
 
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:'''Lisa''': We are a town of low-brows, no-brows and ignorami. We have eight malls, but no symphony. 32 bars, but no alternative theatre. 16 stores that begin with "Le Sex."
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{{qf|{{ap|Bill|KBBL}}}} All right, judges? Who is our winner?
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{{qf|[[Rainier Wolfcastle]]}} The winner is... me. For being seen with you freaks.
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{{qf|Homer}} Judges can't win the contest! Booooo!
 
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(At the gross-out contest)
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{{qf|Homer}} Look, I got runner-up prize.
:'''Lisa''': This is so embarrassing!
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{{qf|Lisa}} You won second place?
:'''Marge''': Lisa, did anyone force you to come here today?
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{{qf|Homer}} No. But I got it. ''[quickly]'' Stealing is wrong.
:'''Lisa''': You.
 
:'''Marge''': Well, no one's forcing you to stay.
 
:'''Lisa''': Fine, then I'm leaving.
 
:'''Marge''': You're not going anywhere.
 
 
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:'''Announcer''': All right judges. Who is our winner?
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{{qf|Dr. Hibbert}} Any new palindromes?
:'''Rainer''': (stands up holding paper) The winner is me! for been seen you freaks.
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{{qf|[[Comic Book Guy]]}} Rise to vote, sir.
:'''Homer''': Judges can't win the contests! Boo!
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{{qf|Dr. Hibbert}} Now, you know the agenda. Palindromes, anagrams, eat Lisa's pie, then voting.
:'''Lenny''': You brought us of our dignity! (throws an urinal cake)
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{{qf|Lisa}} But "rise to vote sir" is a palindrome.
:'''Krusty''': Well you-- (the urinal cake hits him in the head and fells on the table and he picks it) Ah! A urinal cake! You sir have crossed the line. (throws a trophy at Lenny who ducks and hits Kirk knocking him out and the other contestants start a riot and throws pudding at the judges)
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:'''Lisa''': (in the audience) People stop stop! We're not animals!
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{{qf|Homer}} ''[phony voice]'' Hello, I have a certificate for a free erotic photo session.
(Riot continues and a truck Van Gogh Exhibit stops in the riot)
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{{qf|[[Boudoir photographer]]}} Oh, yes. Your name?
:'''Homer''': (covers the picture of Van Gogh with pudding) Take that! (Riots tipped the truck over and erupts in flames and they cheer Lisa groans and a pudding splats on her face and wipes it out and another pudding splats on her face)
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{{qf|Homer}} ''[phony voice]'' Uh... Geraldo... Simpson.
 
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{{qf|Boudoir photographer}} All right, Mr. Simpson...
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{{qf|Homer}} ''[screams]'' Who told you?
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{{qf|Comic Book Guy}} The world has already taken note of our accomplishments. [[Springfield]] has moved up to number two ninety-nine on the list of America's three hundred most liveable cities. Take that, [[East St. Louis]]!
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{{qf|Comic Book Guy}} ''[sarcastically]'' Ooh, yeah. Everyone's real happy, then.
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{{qf|[[Lindsey Naegle]]}} Do I detect a note of sarcasm?
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{{qf|[[Professor Frink]]}} Are you kidding me? This baby is off the charts.
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{{qf|Comic Book Guy}} ''[sarcastically]'' A [[Sarcasm Detector]]. Oh, that's a real useful invention.
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{{qf|[[Principal Skinner]]}} Stephen Hawking! The world's smartest man!
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{{qf|Lisa}} What are you doing here?
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{{qf|{{Ch|Stephen Hawking}}}} I wanted to see your utopia. But now I see it is more of a Fruitopia.
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{{qf|Stephen Hawking}} Don't feel bad, Lisa. Sometimes the smartest of us can be the most childish.
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{{qf|Lisa}} Even you?
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{{qf|Stephen Hawking}} No. Not me. Never.
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{{qf|Marge}} I guess everyone has a different vision for the perfect world.
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{{qf|Lisa}} Wow, Mom. That's very profound.
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{{qf|Stephen Hawking}} Hey. You read that off my screen.
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{{qf|Stephen Hawking}} Your theory of a donut-shaped universe is intriguing, Homer. I may have to steal it.
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{{qf|[[Moe Szyslak]]}} All right, it's closing time. Who's paying the tab?
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{{qf|Homer}} ''[imitating Hawking]'' I am.
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{{qf|Stephen Hawking}} I didn't say that.
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{{qf|Homer}} ''[imitating Hawking]'' Yes, I did.
  
 
{{Season 10|Q}}
 
{{Season 10|Q}}

Latest revision as of 12:39, January 26, 2022


Season 10 Episode Quotes
224 "Monty Can't Buy Me Love"
225
"They Saved Lisa's Brain"
"Thirty Minutes Over Tokyo" 226


Marge: I was really starting to enjoy Ethnic Mismatch Comedy #644. I've never heard so many Viagra jokes in thirty seconds.
Homer: Shuuuut uppa you mouth.

Dr. Hibbert: Mm. Do you suffer from diabetes?
Carl Carlson: N-n-n-n-o.
Dr. Hibbert: Well, you do now.

Marge: Lisa, would you like a penny to throw at your brother?
Lisa: Unbelievable! We're rewarding people for acting like buffoons!
Marge: Young lady, this may be the high point of Bart's life. Cut him some slack.

Bill: All right, judges? Who is our winner?
Rainier Wolfcastle: The winner is... me. For being seen with you freaks.
Homer: Judges can't win the contest! Booooo!

Homer: Look, I got runner-up prize.
Lisa: You won second place?
Homer: No. But I got it. [quickly] Stealing is wrong.

Dr. Hibbert: Any new palindromes?
Comic Book Guy: Rise to vote, sir.
Dr. Hibbert: Now, you know the agenda. Palindromes, anagrams, eat Lisa's pie, then voting.
Lisa: But "rise to vote sir" is a palindrome.

Homer: [phony voice] Hello, I have a certificate for a free erotic photo session.
Boudoir photographer: Oh, yes. Your name?
Homer: [phony voice] Uh... Geraldo... Simpson.
Boudoir photographer: All right, Mr. Simpson...
Homer: [screams] Who told you?

Comic Book Guy: The world has already taken note of our accomplishments. Springfield has moved up to number two ninety-nine on the list of America's three hundred most liveable cities. Take that, East St. Louis!

Comic Book Guy: [sarcastically] Ooh, yeah. Everyone's real happy, then.
Lindsey Naegle: Do I detect a note of sarcasm?
Professor Frink: Are you kidding me? This baby is off the charts.
Comic Book Guy: [sarcastically] A Sarcasm Detector. Oh, that's a real useful invention.

Principal Skinner: Stephen Hawking! The world's smartest man!
Lisa: What are you doing here?
Stephen Hawking: I wanted to see your utopia. But now I see it is more of a Fruitopia.

Stephen Hawking: Don't feel bad, Lisa. Sometimes the smartest of us can be the most childish.
Lisa: Even you?
Stephen Hawking: No. Not me. Never.

Marge: I guess everyone has a different vision for the perfect world.
Lisa: Wow, Mom. That's very profound.
Stephen Hawking: Hey. You read that off my screen.

Stephen Hawking: Your theory of a donut-shaped universe is intriguing, Homer. I may have to steal it.

Moe Szyslak: All right, it's closing time. Who's paying the tab?
Homer: [imitating Hawking] I am.
Stephen Hawking: I didn't say that.
Homer: [imitating Hawking] Yes, I did.
Season 10 Quotes
Lard of the Dance The Wizard of Evergreen Terrace Bart the Mother Treehouse of Horror IX When You Dish Upon a Star D'oh-in' in the Wind Lisa Gets an "A" Homer Simpson in: "Kidney Trouble" Mayored to the Mob Viva Ned Flanders Wild Barts Can't Be Broken Sunday, Cruddy Sunday Homer to the Max I'm with Cupid Marge Simpson in: "Screaming Yellow Honkers" Make Room for Lisa Maximum Homerdrive Simpsons Bible Stories Mom and Pop Art The Old Man and the "C" Student Monty Can't Buy Me Love They Saved Lisa's Brain Thirty Minutes Over Tokyo