They Saved Lisa's Brain/Quotes
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"They Saved Lisa's Brain"
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- Marge: I was really starting to enjoy Ethnic Mismatch Comedy #644. I've never heard so many Viagra jokes in thirty seconds.
- Homer: Shuuuut uppa you mouth.
- Dr. Hibbert: Mm. Do you suffer from diabetes?
- Carl Carlson: N-n-n-n-o.
- Dr. Hibbert: Well, you do now.
- Marge: Lisa, would you like a penny to throw at your brother?
- Lisa: Unbelievable! We're rewarding people for acting like buffoons!
- Marge: Young lady, this may be the high point of Bart's life. Cut him some slack.
- Bill: All right, judges? Who is our winner?
- Rainier Wolfcastle: The winner is... me. For being seen with you freaks.
- Homer: Judges can't win the contest! Booooo!
- Homer: Look, I got runner-up prize.
- Lisa: You won second place?
- Homer: No. But I got it. [quickly] Stealing is wrong.
- Dr. Hibbert: Any new palindromes?
- Comic Book Guy: Rise to vote, sir.
- Dr. Hibbert: Now, you know the agenda. Palindromes, anagrams, eat Lisa's pie, then voting.
- Lisa: But "rise to vote sir" is a palindrome.
- Homer: [phony voice] Hello, I have a certificate for a free erotic photo session.
- Boudoir photographer: Oh, yes. Your name?
- Homer: [phony voice] Uh... Geraldo... Simpson.
- Boudoir photographer: All right, Mr. Simpson...
- Homer: [screams] Who told you?
- Comic Book Guy: The world has already taken note of our accomplishments. Springfield has moved up to number two ninety-nine on the list of America's three hundred most liveable cities. Take that, East St. Louis!
- Comic Book Guy: [sarcastically] Ooh, yeah. Everyone's real happy, then.
- Lindsey Naegle: Do I detect a note of sarcasm?
- Professor Frink: Are you kidding me? This baby is off the charts.
- Comic Book Guy: [sarcastically] A Sarcasm Detector. Oh, that's a real useful invention.
- Principal Skinner: Stephen Hawking! The world's smartest man!
- Lisa: What are you doing here?
- Stephen Hawking: I wanted to see your utopia. But now I see it is more of a Fruitopia.
- Stephen Hawking: Don't feel bad, Lisa. Sometimes the smartest of us can be the most childish.
- Lisa: Even you?
- Stephen Hawking: No. Not me. Never.
- Marge: I guess everyone has a different vision for the perfect world.
- Lisa: Wow, Mom. That's very profound.
- Stephen Hawking: Hey. You read that off my screen.
- Stephen Hawking: Your theory of a donut-shaped universe is intriguing, Homer. I may have to steal it.
- Moe Szyslak: All right, it's closing time. Who's paying the tab?
- Homer: [imitating Hawking] I am.
- Stephen Hawking: I didn't say that.
- Homer: [imitating Hawking] Yes, I did.
