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Treehouse of Horror IX/Quotes

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Season 10 Episode Quotes
206 "Bart the Mother"
207
"Treehouse of Horror IX"
"When You Dish Upon a Star" 208


Apu: Ooh! Ooh-la-la, Simpson. What can I do for you and your new 'do?
Snake: [possessing Homer] You sent me to the chair.
Apu: [gasps] Snake? But you're dead!
Snake: I know you are, but what am I? [grabs Apu and pushes him into the Squishee machine]
Apu': No, no! Nooooooo!

Bart: You've got to fight the hair, dad.
Homer: But I look so youthful and hunky.
Snake: [possessing Homer] The kid's gotta die.
Homer: But I love my son.
Snake: More than a lush head of hair?
Homer: Don't make me choose! [Snake laughs] No! [tears Snake's hair off of his head and discards it] I love you, son!
Bart: I love you too, dad.

Bart: [after changing Lisa and the TV screen into Red] Whoa! Cool!
Lisa: [holding the remote control] Bart, quit it!

Scratchy: [to Bart and Lisa] Why are you laughing?
Itchy: [to Scratchy] Hey, they're laughing at your pain.
Scratchy: [reattaches his head to his body] That's mean.
Itchy: Let's teach'em a lesson. [shaking Scratchy's hand]
Bart: [an axe throws at the top of his head] A cartoon axe! I love it! [blood drips into his forehead he and Lisa screams]
Season 10 Quotes
Lard of the Dance The Wizard of Evergreen Terrace Bart the Mother Treehouse of Horror IX When You Dish Upon a Star D'oh-in' in the Wind Lisa Gets an "A" Homer Simpson in: "Kidney Trouble" Mayored to the Mob Viva Ned Flanders Wild Barts Can't Be Broken Sunday, Cruddy Sunday Homer to the Max I'm with Cupid Marge Simpson in: "Screaming Yellow Honkers" Make Room for Lisa Maximum Homerdrive Simpsons Bible Stories Mom and Pop Art The Old Man and the "C" Student Monty Can't Buy Me Love They Saved Lisa's Brain Thirty Minutes Over Tokyo