Treehouse of Horror IX/Quotes
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"Treehouse of Horror IX"
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- Apu: Ooh! Ooh-la-la, Simpson. What can I do for you and your new 'do?
- Homer: [Snake's voice] You sent me to the chair.
- Apu: [gasps] Snake? But you're dead!
- Homer: [Snake's voice] I know you are, but what am I? [grabs Apu and hauls him to the Squishee machine]
- Apu: No, no, nooooooo!
- Bart: You've got to fight the hair, dad.
- Homer: But I look so youthful and hunky.
- Snake: [possessing Homer] The kid's gotta die.
- Homer: But I love my son.
- Snake: More than a lush head of hair?
- Homer: Don't make me choose! [Snake laughs] No! [tears Snake's hair off of his head and discards it] I love you, son!
- Bart: I love you too, dad.
- Bart: [after changing Lisa and the TV screen into Red] Whoa! Cool!
- Lisa: [holding the remote control] Bart, quit it!
- Scratchy: [to Bart and Lisa] Why are you laughing?
- Itchy: [to Scratchy] Hey, they're laughing at your pain.
- Scratchy: [reattaches his head to his body] That's mean.
- Itchy: Let's teach'em a lesson. [shaking Scratchy's hand]
- Bart: [an axe throws at the top of his head] A cartoon axe! I love it! [blood drips into his forehead he and Lisa screams]
