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| − | + | {{qf|[[Lisa]]}} That school is so great. Teachers teach so much better when they're paid in money and not chickens. | |
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| − | + | {{qf|[[Bart]]}} You punch really good | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Nelson Muntz]]}} You think? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} Oh yeah and you always avoid the face around picture day. People really appreciate that. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Nelson}} Hey, those memories are forever. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} You really care man. A lot of bullies just phone it in. *cough* Kearney *cough* | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Lisa}} I'll study so hard I'll make the old me look like Bart. | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Homer]]}} That'd be one weird looking kid. | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Lisa}} Lord Buddha, I know I'm not supposed to want stuff, but come on! | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} What's your note say? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Lisa}} The seven of clubs? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} Tada! | |
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| − | + | {{qf|[[Principal Skinner]]}} You yell at me for everything. | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Superintendent Chalmers]]}} Well I cant yell at anyone else. Teachers have unions. Students have parents. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Principal Skinner}} What about Willie? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Superintendent Chalmers}} I like Willie. | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Principal Skinner}} Lisa, one of the hardest jobs I have is throwing cold water on young children's dreams. Ralph, you're not a kangaroo. | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Principal Skinner}} Buying trophies from those cash-strapped schools really filled out the case. | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Lisa}} Someday when I'm a grownup, maybe I'll go back and look fondly at our house. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} Well stop in and say hi to me because I'll still be there chilling in my basement bachelor pad. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} Make sure to water my backyard grave. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} As long as I can dig you up and stick you on the front porch every Halloween. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} Just don't dress me up as a woman. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} We'll see. | |
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| − | + | {{qf|[[Selma Bouvier]]}} What a cheap date. | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Moe Szyslak]]}} I'm not cheap baby. I'm embarrassed to be seen with you. There's a big difference. | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} No child of mine will go without anything. Ever. Except quality health care. | |
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| − | + | {{qf|[[Krusty the Clown]]}} Mousy and Catsy! Aren't they great? | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} You can't climb into the TV. If you could, I'd make Alex Trebek answer some questions. | |
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| + | {{qf|[[Raphael]]}} How'd he get in? | ||
| + | {{qf|Texxon Worker}} T'aint no glass | ||
| + | {{qf|Raphael}} Did he take any money? ''[the worker shrugs]'' He did now. ''[strays emptiying register]'' | ||
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- Lisa: That school is so great. Teachers teach so much better when they're paid in money and not chickens.
- Bart: You punch really good
- Nelson Muntz: You think?
- Bart: Oh yeah and you always avoid the face around picture day. People really appreciate that.
- Nelson: Hey, those memories are forever.
- Bart: You really care man. A lot of bullies just phone it in. *cough* Kearney *cough*
- Lisa: I'll study so hard I'll make the old me look like Bart.
- Homer: That'd be one weird looking kid.
- Lisa: Lord Buddha, I know I'm not supposed to want stuff, but come on!
- Bart: What's your note say?
- Lisa: The seven of clubs?
- Homer: Tada!
- Principal Skinner: You yell at me for everything.
- Superintendent Chalmers: Well I cant yell at anyone else. Teachers have unions. Students have parents.
- Principal Skinner: What about Willie?
- Superintendent Chalmers: I like Willie.
- Principal Skinner: Lisa, one of the hardest jobs I have is throwing cold water on young children's dreams. Ralph, you're not a kangaroo.
- Principal Skinner: Buying trophies from those cash-strapped schools really filled out the case.
- Lisa: Someday when I'm a grownup, maybe I'll go back and look fondly at our house.
- Bart: Well stop in and say hi to me because I'll still be there chilling in my basement bachelor pad.
- Homer: Make sure to water my backyard grave.
- Bart: As long as I can dig you up and stick you on the front porch every Halloween.
- Homer: Just don't dress me up as a woman.
- Bart: We'll see.
- Selma Bouvier: What a cheap date.
- Moe Szyslak: I'm not cheap baby. I'm embarrassed to be seen with you. There's a big difference.
- Homer: No child of mine will go without anything. Ever. Except quality health care.
- Krusty the Clown: Mousy and Catsy! Aren't they great?
- Homer: You can't climb into the TV. If you could, I'd make Alex Trebek answer some questions.
- Raphael: How'd he get in?
- Texxon Worker: T'aint no glass
- Raphael: Did he take any money? [the worker shrugs] He did now. [strays emptiying register]
