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Casinofellas is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Level 58 content update. It requires Johnny Tightlips to be obtained.

Dialogue[edit]

Pt. 1[edit]

After obtaining Johnny Tightlips Johnny, you've been doing such a good job for us, I'm promoting you at the casino. Wow, this is every mafia guy's dream! Thanks Boss! I'll start by doing a check on the slot machines. Whoa, hold on. You're not running the CASINO casino. Then what am I running? The online casino. I'm putting you in charge of our Interactive Entertainment division. Task: "Make Johnny Tightlips Learn how to Use a Computer". The job takes place at the Java Server and takes 4 hours. Task: "Make Johnny Tightlips Run the Online Casino". The job takes place at the Java Server and takes 8 hours. Task: "Make Springfielders Gamble Online" (x10). The jobs take place at the Java Server and take 12 hours. Wow, 93% of customers in the online casino are losing money to us! And it's all thanks to you, Johnny. My pleasure, boss. I'm not complimenting you. I'm complaining. Why only 93%? You better get that number up... unless you want to be the latest casualty of the tech bubble. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Johnny Tightlips's exclamation mark You seem to have won an awful lot playing online poker at our casino lately, Mr. Syzlak. I'm good at counting cards. And there's no rule against counting cards in online poker! Last time I was at your bar you gave me $7.67 change on a five. We traced your IP address and found out it originated at Springfield Elementary. You wouldn't be paying someone under 18 to illegally gamble for you, would you? Of course not! I'm back in school to complete my degree! I see. Then allow me to "teach you a lesson." Task: "Reach Level 15 and Build Moe's Tavern". Task: "Make Johnny Tightlips Beat Up Moe". The job takes place at Moe's Tavern and takes 24 hours. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Moe's exclamation mark I'd like the police to investigate Johnny Tightlips. He took back all my poker winnings, just because I paid a 3rd grader to play for me. This is just the sort of doomed-to-fail, fake investigation of the mafia we've been looking for! He also vandalized half my bar! Check out these photos. Whoa, that looks pretty bad. That half of the bar is completely unusable! You're pointing at the undamaged half. Task: "Reach level 17 and Build the Police Station". Task: "Make Wiggum Investigate the Online Casino". The job takes place at Plato's Republic Casino and takes 12 hours. Well, the investigation turned up nothing. The online casino, like the unlicensed casino it's housed in, is completely clean. But you were only there for five minutes. Dangit! I was trying to beat my record of four minutes and thirty-eight seconds. Chief, looks like the investigation might need to be reopened. An inside informant just called and reported a multi-million dollar tax evasion scheme. You know what we really need to investigate? Who violated my rule of never picking up the phone. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 4[edit]

After tapping on Wiggum's exclamation mark Johnny, you and all the casino staff are under arrest. Sorry 'bout that, but the government needs those tax revenues to buy $300 body cameras that are identical to $6.99 webcams. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you wanna say? Just that a list of witnesses who are going to testify against me would be quite useful. It hurts me that you thought you even had to ask. Task: "Make Wiggum provide Johnny Tightlips a List of Witnesses". The job takes place at Plato's Republic Casino and takes 12 hours. Task: "Make Louie Intimidate Witnesses". The job takes place at Shops and takes 12 hours. Task: "Make Legs Intimidate Witnesses". The job takes place at Shops and takes 12 hours. Message Check out the Store for chalk outlines. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 5[edit]

After tapping on Fat Tony's exclamation mark Have we figured out who squealed? Only two people had access to that info: Vinnie Neversqueals and Frankie the Squealer. So Frankie let me down again. Why do you keep hiring that guy? Because it makes it easy to figure out who's squealing! Task: "Make Johnny Tightlips Fire Frankie". The job takes place at the Businessman's Social Club and takes 8 hours. Task: "Make Fat Tony Hire Frankie for Another Job". The job takes place at the Businessman's Social Club and takes 8 hours. Hey Johnny, there's an opening in the kitchen at the pizza place. Know anybody good? Well there's my cousin, Joey Can'tMakeAPizza. Sounds perfect! He's hired! Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 6[edit]

After tapping on Fat Tony's exclamation mark The cops are shutting down our online casino. Johnny, I'm afraid I have to move you over to the regular casino. Thank goodness! I've been dyin' here. I wanna interact with people. Or at least have my fist interact with them. Oh you'll be interacting with people alright... as the moderator of the regular casino's new Springface page! And if I don't see 100 "Likes" by tomorrow, you'll be taking a trip down to the wood shop for a business meeting with my vise! Task: "Make Johnny Tightlips Pay Fake Users in India for "Likes"". The job takes place at the Java Server and takes 8 hours. Quest reward: 200 and 20

Behind the Laughter[edit]

The quest name is a reference to the movie Goodfellas.