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Difference between revisions of "A Boozehound Named Barney"

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|name = "A Boozehound Named Barney"
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|singers = [[Maggie Roswell]]<br/>[[Dan Castellaneta]]<br/>[[Hank Azaria]]<br/>[[Nancy Cartwright]]
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|singers = [[Maggie Roswell]]<br>[[Dan Castellaneta]]<br>[[Hank Azaria]]<br>[[Nancy Cartwright]]
|characters = [[Shary Bobbins]]<br/>[[Barney Gumble]]<br/>[[Moe Szyslak]]<br/>[[Bart Simpson]]<br/>[[Homer Simpson]]
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|characters = [[Shary Bobbins]]<br>[[Barney Gumble]]<br>[[Moe Szyslak]]<br>[[Bart Simpson]]<br>[[Homer Simpson]]
|length = 1:48
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|length = '''Episode:''' 1:27<br>'''Album:''' 1:48
 
|writer = '''Music:''' [[Alf Clausen]]<br>'''Lyrics:''' [[Al Jean]] and [[Mike Reiss]]
 
|writer = '''Music:''' [[Alf Clausen]]<br>'''Lyrics:''' [[Al Jean]] and [[Mike Reiss]]
 
|album = ''[[Go Simpsonic with The Simpsons]]''
 
|album = ''[[Go Simpsonic with The Simpsons]]''
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== Lyrics ==
 
== Lyrics ==
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=== Episode version ===
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:'''Shary Bobbins:'''
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:In front of a tavern,
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:Flat on his face,
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:A boozehound named Barney
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:Is pleading his case.
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:'''Barney:'''
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:Buy me a beer,
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:Two bucks a glass.
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:Come on, help me,
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:I'm freezing my ass!
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:Buy me brandy,
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:A snifter of wine.
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:Who am I kidding?
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:I'll drink turpentine.
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 +
:'''Moe:'''
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:Move it, ya drunk,
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:Or I'll blast your rear end!
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:'''Barney:'''
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:I've found two bucks.
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:'''Moe:'''
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:Then come in, my friend.
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:'''Shary Bobbins:'''
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:And so, let us leave,
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:On this heartwarming scene.
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:'''Bart:'''
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:Can I be a boozehound?
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:'''Homer:'''
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:Not till you're fifteen.
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=== Album version ===
 
:'''Shary Bobbins:'''
 
:'''Shary Bobbins:'''
 
:''It's eight o'clock, children. Time for bed.''
 
:''It's eight o'clock, children. Time for bed.''
  
:'''[[Lisa]]:'''
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:'''Lisa:'''
 
:''But we're not sleepy.''
 
:''But we're not sleepy.''
  
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:'''Shary Bobbins:'''
 
:'''Shary Bobbins:'''
:''I've been singing you songs all day, I'm not a bloody jukebox! Oh, all right.''
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:''I've been singing you songs all day, I'm not a bloody jukebox! Oh, all right.''
  
 
:In front of a tavern,
 
:In front of a tavern,

Revision as of 10:25, October 18, 2019

"A Boozehound Named Barney"
A Boozehound Named Barney.png
Song Information
Singers: Maggie Roswell
Dan Castellaneta
Hank Azaria
Nancy Cartwright
Characters: Shary Bobbins
Barney Gumble
Moe Szyslak
Bart Simpson
Homer Simpson
Length: Episode: 1:27
Album: 1:48
Writer(s): Music: Alf Clausen
Lyrics: Al Jean and Mike Reiss
Album: Go Simpsonic with The Simpsons
Appearance(s): "Simpsoncalifragilisticexpiala(Annoyed Grunt)cious"

"A Boozehound Named Barney" is a song sung by Shary Bobbins, Barney Gumble, Moe Szyslak, Bart Simpson and Homer Simpson.

Lyrics

Episode version

Shary Bobbins:
In front of a tavern,
Flat on his face,
A boozehound named Barney
Is pleading his case.
Barney:
Buy me a beer,
Two bucks a glass.
Come on, help me,
I'm freezing my ass!
Buy me brandy,
A snifter of wine.
Who am I kidding?
I'll drink turpentine.
Moe:
Move it, ya drunk,
Or I'll blast your rear end!
Barney:
I've found two bucks.
Moe:
Then come in, my friend.
Shary Bobbins:
And so, let us leave,
On this heartwarming scene.
Bart:
Can I be a boozehound?
Homer:
Not till you're fifteen.

Album version

Shary Bobbins:
It's eight o'clock, children. Time for bed.
Lisa:
But we're not sleepy.
Bart:
Sing us a song, Sharry Bobbins.
Lisa:
Yes, sing us a song!
Shary Bobbins:
I've been singing you songs all day, I'm not a bloody jukebox! Oh, all right.
In front of a tavern,
Flat on his face,
A boozehound named Barney
Is pleading his case.
Barney:
Buy me a beer,
Two bucks a glass.
Come on, help me,
I'm freezing my ass!
Buy me brandy,
A snifter of wine.
Who am I kidding?
I'll drink turpentine.
Moe:
Move it, ya drunk,
Or I'll blast your rear end!
Barney:
I've found two bucks.
Moe:
Then come in, my friend.
Shary Bobbins:
And so, let us leave,
On this heartwarming scene.
Bart:
Can I be a boozehound?
Homer:
Not till you're fifteen.

Behind the Laughter

It is a parody of the song "Feed the Birds" from the movie Mary Poppins. It is the seventh track on the album Go Simpsonic with The Simpsons.

Appearances