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| + | :''[Bart prank calls Hawaii]'' | ||
| + | :'''[[Hawaiian bartender]]:''' Aloha. | ||
| + | :'''Bart:''' Aloha to you. I'm looking for Maya. Last name Normousbutt. | ||
| + | :'''Hawaiian bartender:''' Hang on. I'll check. Uh, has anyone seen Maya Normousbutt? | ||
| + | :''[Bar patrons laugh]'' | ||
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| − | :'''Bart''' | + | :''[Bart's found cell phone rings]'' |
| − | :'''Denis Leary''' | + | :'''Bart:''' Hello? Bart Simpson. |
| − | :'''Bart''' | + | :'''Denis Leary:''' This is Denis Leary, you little puke! When I find you, I'm gonna tear your heart out with two fingers! I know how to do it, too. I learned it for my show. |
| + | :'''Bart:''' Which one? The one that got canceled, or the one that's gonna get canceled? | ||
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| − | :'''Lisa''' | + | :'''Bart:''' I'm never gonna have a cell phone. |
| + | :'''Lisa:''' And I'm never gonna go to [[Machu Picchu]]. In this family, you get used to disappointment. | ||
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| − | :'''Principal Skinner''' | + | |
| − | :'''Agnes Skinner''' | + | :'''Principal Skinner:''' I can't believe I'm out of gas. I put in one dollar of gas and I've only driven ninety cents. |
| + | :'''Agnes Skinner:''' You had to drive with the windows open, didn't you, Rockefeller? | ||
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| − | :'''Bart''' | + | |
| + | :'''Bart:''' Mom, even Milhouse has a cell phone. Your son is lamer than Milhouse! What does that say about you? | ||
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| − | :'''Bart''' | + | :''[Bart is at Lisa's tea party]'' |
| − | :'''Lisa''' | + | :'''Bart:''' I don't know why I agreed to this. |
| − | :'''Bart''' | + | :'''Lisa:''' Because you like the taste of my imaginary tea. |
| + | :'''Bart:''' Oh, you're right. | ||
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| − | :'''Lisa''' | + | |
| − | :'''Marge''' | + | :'''Lisa:''' ''[seeing what her parents are up to]'' Tracking software? ''[gasps]'' You're spying on Bart! |
| − | :'''Moe''' | + | :'''Marge:''' Honey, keeping track of someone because you love them is not wrong. It shows you care. |
| − | :'''FBI Agent #1''' | + | :'''Moe:''' ''[Listening to Marge via his own bugging device in the basement]'' That's right my beautiful, beautiful Midge. ''[laughs]'' Soon, you'll be mine. |
| − | :'''FBI Agent #2''' | + | :'''FBI Agent #1:''' ''[observing Moe via spy camera]'' Keep talking, creepo. |
| + | :'''FBI Agent #2:''' Every word buys you another year in the slammer. | ||
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| − | :'''Bart''' | + | :''[Dr. Hibbert gives Bart money after retrieving his golf ball]'' |
| − | :'''Dr. Hibbert''' | + | :'''Bart:''' A dollar? What for? |
| − | :'''Bart''' | + | :'''Dr. Hibbert:''' It's the least I could do. These balls cost five dollars new. |
| − | :'''Dr. Hibbert''' | + | :'''Bart:''' So I can get a dollar for every ball I find? Then if a cell phone costs $100, how many balls do I need? |
| + | :'''Dr. Hibbert:''' ''[speaking aside to Dr. Riviera, his caddy]'' This is why my kids go to private school. ''[Laughs]'' | ||
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| − | :'''Marge''' | + | |
| − | :'''Bart''' | + | :'''Marge:''' Bart, how did you get a cell phone? |
| + | :'''Bart:''' The same way you got me. By accident, on a golf course. | ||
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| + | :'''Marge:''' Son, we can't afford to get you a cell phone. As it is, I'm buying frozen peas in installments. | ||
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| + | :''[Bart driving a forklift and Milhouse standing on the lifts]'' | ||
| + | :'''Milhouse:''' ''[laughing]'' Are you sure this is safe? | ||
| + | :'''Bart:''' ''[holding the seat belt]'' Sure I got my seat belt on. | ||
| + | :''[Marge shows up]'' | ||
| + | :'''Marge:''' Bartholomew Jay Simpson! ''[Bart brakes the forklift, sending Milhouse flies into a wall, knocking him out]'' What are you doing at this construction site? | ||
| + | :'''Bart:''' Uh trying to do something constructive. ''[Marge murmurs disapprovingly]'' I'll just take Milhouse home. ''[picks Milhouse up with the forklift and leaves]'' | ||
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- [Bart prank calls Hawaii]
- Hawaiian bartender: Aloha.
- Bart: Aloha to you. I'm looking for Maya. Last name Normousbutt.
- Hawaiian bartender: Hang on. I'll check. Uh, has anyone seen Maya Normousbutt?
- [Bar patrons laugh]
- [Bart's found cell phone rings]
- Bart: Hello? Bart Simpson.
- Denis Leary: This is Denis Leary, you little puke! When I find you, I'm gonna tear your heart out with two fingers! I know how to do it, too. I learned it for my show.
- Bart: Which one? The one that got canceled, or the one that's gonna get canceled?
- Bart: I'm never gonna have a cell phone.
- Lisa: And I'm never gonna go to Machu Picchu. In this family, you get used to disappointment.
- Principal Skinner: I can't believe I'm out of gas. I put in one dollar of gas and I've only driven ninety cents.
- Agnes Skinner: You had to drive with the windows open, didn't you, Rockefeller?
- Bart: Mom, even Milhouse has a cell phone. Your son is lamer than Milhouse! What does that say about you?
- [Bart is at Lisa's tea party]
- Bart: I don't know why I agreed to this.
- Lisa: Because you like the taste of my imaginary tea.
- Bart: Oh, you're right.
- Lisa: [seeing what her parents are up to] Tracking software? [gasps] You're spying on Bart!
- Marge: Honey, keeping track of someone because you love them is not wrong. It shows you care.
- Moe: [Listening to Marge via his own bugging device in the basement] That's right my beautiful, beautiful Midge. [laughs] Soon, you'll be mine.
- FBI Agent #1: [observing Moe via spy camera] Keep talking, creepo.
- FBI Agent #2: Every word buys you another year in the slammer.
- [Dr. Hibbert gives Bart money after retrieving his golf ball]
- Bart: A dollar? What for?
- Dr. Hibbert: It's the least I could do. These balls cost five dollars new.
- Bart: So I can get a dollar for every ball I find? Then if a cell phone costs $100, how many balls do I need?
- Dr. Hibbert: [speaking aside to Dr. Riviera, his caddy] This is why my kids go to private school. [Laughs]
- Marge: Bart, how did you get a cell phone?
- Bart: The same way you got me. By accident, on a golf course.
- Marge: Son, we can't afford to get you a cell phone. As it is, I'm buying frozen peas in installments.
- [Bart driving a forklift and Milhouse standing on the lifts]
- Milhouse: [laughing] Are you sure this is safe?
- Bart: [holding the seat belt] Sure I got my seat belt on.
- [Marge shows up]
- Marge: Bartholomew Jay Simpson! [Bart brakes the forklift, sending Milhouse flies into a wall, knocking him out] What are you doing at this construction site?
- Bart: Uh trying to do something constructive. [Marge murmurs disapprovingly] I'll just take Milhouse home. [picks Milhouse up with the forklift and leaves]
