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'''[[Bart]]:''' You suck!<br />
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{{qf|[[Homer]]}} Nothing beats a day at the ballpark with my family. Tickets, tickets, who needs tickets?
'''[[Lisa]]:''' I concur!
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{{qf|[[Marge]]}} Homer, we need those tickets to get in!
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{{qf|Homer}} Don't worry, I'll use the money I make to buy tickets from a scalper. Then I'll sell those tickets, and we'll be rich! Rich! We did it, baby! We made it through the rain!
 
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'''Homer:''' We've been through more hardships than the Jews and Charlie Brown put together!
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{{qf|[[Bart]]}} S'okay, Buck! Bad hop, bad hop!
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{{qf|[[Lisa]]}} Shake it off, Buck!
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:''[Buck messes up again]''
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{{qf|Bart}} You suck!
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{{qf|Lisa}} I concur!
 
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'''Homer:''' So why didn't you marry one of your crummy backup dancers?<br />'''Tabitha Vixx:''' They're day laborers. We pick them up in the Home Depot parking lot.
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{{qf|[[Carl Carlson]]}} Yeah, Homer! Suck that face!
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{{qf|[[Lenny Leonard]]}} Remember when we used to kiss like that, Carl? With our respective girlfriends?
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{{qf|Carl}} Yeah, I wonder where Jill and Kelly are now...
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{{qf|Lenny}} I heard Jill died. Kelly, I think, is a prostitute.
 
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'''"Jock Squawk" host:''' And that's why Lou Gehrig was a selfish crybaby who deserved to die! Springfield, what do you think?
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{{qf|Homer}} What a game! I got on the kiss-cam, I participated in "the wave," and I got to pee in a trough! Marge, can we get a trough?
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{{qf|Marge}} For the last time, no!
 
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'''Isotopes announcer:''' Led Zeppelin is a whole lotta love!
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{{qf|Marge}} Homie, I don't think our marriage is so Jim Dandy that we should be counseling others.
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{{qf|Homer}} Hey, we've gone through more hardships than the Jews and [[Charlie Brown]] put together.
 
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'''Homer:''' And you said it would never work.<br />
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{{qf|Lisa}} ''[to Bart]'' Isn't it weird that our parents are giving marital advice? They're always fighting—if you listen closely, you can hear them arguing right now.
'''[[Duffman]]:''' Duffman said he would do whatever you wanted! Please stop kicking and punching Duffman!
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{{qf|Homer}} ''[in the distance]'' And I say a monkey can mow our lawn!
 
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'''Duffman:''' Duffman gives the people what they want!<br />
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{{qf|[[Tabitha Vixx]]}} You make me laugh, Homer.
'''Marge:''' Weren't you just tied up in the blimp?<br />
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{{qf|Homer}} ''[defensive]'' Why, 'cause I'm fat?
'''Duffman:''' Three Duffmen are working this game tonight!<br />
 
'''Second Duffman (entering):''' Don't tell the children, it's disillusioning!<br />
 
'''Both Duffmen:''' Duffman! Duffman! Duffman! Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha!
 
 
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'''Lisa:''' Mom and Dad can't do marriage counselling. If you listen closely, you can here them arguing now. ''(they then listen closely)''<br />
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{{qf|Homer}} Like I always say: compromise is the key.
'''Homer (in distance):''' And I say, a monkey ''can'' mow our lawn!
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{{qf|Marge}} I always say that.
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{{qf|Homer}} Let's compromise and say nobody said it.
 
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'''Baseball Announcer:''' That ball is going, going, going...and like America's credibility on the world stage, that ball is gone!
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{{qf|Homer}} Oh, you're so hot. If only I'd seen you before I met my wife.
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{{qf|Tabitha}} Oh Homer, you're sweet, but... oh, you're talking to the chicken.
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{{qf|Homer}} ''[whispering]'' Don't tell the hamburger in my car.
 
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'''[[Lenny]]:''' Remember when we used to kiss like that Carl?...with our respective girlfriends?<br />
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{{qf|Homer}} It's working! Buck's buying my fake message! And you said it would never work.
'''[[Carl]]:''' I wonder where Jill and Kelly are now.<br />'''Lenny:''' I heard Jill died and Kelly I think is a prostitute.
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{{qf|[[Duffman]] 1}} No, I said "Duffman will do what you want. Stop kicking and punching Duffman."
 
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'''Bart (seeing Tabitha dancing around a lamp):''' ''(on his cellphone) ''Cancel all my appointments.
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{{qf|[[Buck Mitchell]]}} Tabitha? Tabitha? Oh, this is the worst blimp crash ever!
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{{qf|[[Grampa]]}} Too soon!
 
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'''Marge:''' ''(To Homer)'' The only person you should be giving chicken grease neck rubs to is me! but not me because I think they're disgusting!<br />
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{{qf|Duffman 2}} Duffman gives the people what they want.
'''Homer:''' Oh, so now we're judging each other based on things we've done?! Real nice, Marge!! Class act!!
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{{qf|Marge}} Weren't you just tied up in the blimp?
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{{qf|Duffman 2}} Three Duffmen are workin' the game tonight.
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{{qf|Duffman 3}} Don't tell the children. It's disillusioning.
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{{qf|Duffmen}} Duffman! Duffman! Duffman! Duffman! Duffman!
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{{qf|Buck}} Ain't love grand, Tito?
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{{qf|{{ap|Tito|Marge and Homer Turn a Couple Play}}}} I don't care. Bandits just kidnapped my mother! Just found out.
  
 
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Latest revision as of 06:04, April 27, 2024


Season 17 Episode Quotes
377 "The Monkey Suit"
378
"Marge and Homer Turn a Couple Play"
"The Mook, the Chef, the Wife and Her Homer" 379


Homer: Nothing beats a day at the ballpark with my family. Tickets, tickets, who needs tickets?
Marge: Homer, we need those tickets to get in!
Homer: Don't worry, I'll use the money I make to buy tickets from a scalper. Then I'll sell those tickets, and we'll be rich! Rich! We did it, baby! We made it through the rain!

Bart: S'okay, Buck! Bad hop, bad hop!
Lisa: Shake it off, Buck!
[Buck messes up again]
Bart: You suck!
Lisa: I concur!

Carl Carlson: Yeah, Homer! Suck that face!
Lenny Leonard: Remember when we used to kiss like that, Carl? With our respective girlfriends?
Carl: Yeah, I wonder where Jill and Kelly are now...
Lenny: I heard Jill died. Kelly, I think, is a prostitute.

Homer: What a game! I got on the kiss-cam, I participated in "the wave," and I got to pee in a trough! Marge, can we get a trough?
Marge: For the last time, no!

Marge: Homie, I don't think our marriage is so Jim Dandy that we should be counseling others.
Homer: Hey, we've gone through more hardships than the Jews and Charlie Brown put together.

Lisa: [to Bart] Isn't it weird that our parents are giving marital advice? They're always fighting—if you listen closely, you can hear them arguing right now.
Homer: [in the distance] And I say a monkey can mow our lawn!

Tabitha Vixx: You make me laugh, Homer.
Homer: [defensive] Why, 'cause I'm fat?

Homer: Like I always say: compromise is the key.
Marge: I always say that.
Homer: Let's compromise and say nobody said it.

Homer: Oh, you're so hot. If only I'd seen you before I met my wife.
Tabitha: Oh Homer, you're sweet, but... oh, you're talking to the chicken.
Homer: [whispering] Don't tell the hamburger in my car.

Homer: It's working! Buck's buying my fake message! And you said it would never work.
Duffman 1: No, I said "Duffman will do what you want. Stop kicking and punching Duffman."

Buck Mitchell: Tabitha? Tabitha? Oh, this is the worst blimp crash ever!
Grampa: Too soon!

Duffman 2: Duffman gives the people what they want.
Marge: Weren't you just tied up in the blimp?
Duffman 2: Three Duffmen are workin' the game tonight.
Duffman 3: Don't tell the children. It's disillusioning.
Duffmen: Duffman! Duffman! Duffman! Duffman! Duffman!

Buck: Ain't love grand, Tito?
Tito: I don't care. Bandits just kidnapped my mother! Just found out.
Season 17 Quotes
The Bonfire of the Manatees The Girl Who Slept Too Little Milhouse of Sand and Fog Treehouse of Horror XVI Marge's Son Poisoning See Homer Run The Last of the Red Hat Mamas The Italian Bob Simpsons Christmas Stories Homer's Paternity Coot We're on the Road to D'ohwhere My Fair Laddy The Seemingly Never-Ending Story Bart Has Two Mommies Homer Simpson, This Is Your Wife Million-Dollar Abie Kiss Kiss Bang Bangalore The Wettest Stories Ever Told Girls Just Want to Have Sums Regarding Margie The Monkey Suit Marge and Homer Turn a Couple Play