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| − | + | {{qf|[[Homer]]}} Nothing beats a day at the ballpark with my family. Tickets, tickets, who needs tickets? | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Marge]]}} Homer, we need those tickets to get in! | |
| + | {{qf|Homer}} Don't worry, I'll use the money I make to buy tickets from a scalper. Then I'll sell those tickets, and we'll be rich! Rich! We did it, baby! We made it through the rain! | ||
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| − | ' | + | {{qf|[[Bart]]}} S'okay, Buck! Bad hop, bad hop! |
| + | {{qf|[[Lisa]]}} Shake it off, Buck! | ||
| + | :''[Buck messes up again]'' | ||
| + | {{qf|Bart}} You suck! | ||
| + | {{qf|Lisa}} I concur! | ||
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| − | + | {{qf|[[Carl Carlson]]}} Yeah, Homer! Suck that face! | |
| + | {{qf|[[Lenny Leonard]]}} Remember when we used to kiss like that, Carl? With our respective girlfriends? | ||
| + | {{qf|Carl}} Yeah, I wonder where Jill and Kelly are now... | ||
| + | {{qf|Lenny}} I heard Jill died. Kelly, I think, is a prostitute. | ||
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| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} What a game! I got on the kiss-cam, I participated in "the wave," and I got to pee in a trough! Marge, can we get a trough? | |
| + | {{qf|Marge}} For the last time, no! | ||
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| − | '' | + | {{qf|Marge}} Homie, I don't think our marriage is so Jim Dandy that we should be counseling others. |
| + | {{qf|Homer}} Hey, we've gone through more hardships than the Jews and [[Charlie Brown]] put together. | ||
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| − | ''' | + | {{qf|Lisa}} ''[to Bart]'' Isn't it weird that our parents are giving marital advice? They're always fighting—if you listen closely, you can hear them arguing right now. |
| − | '' | + | {{qf|Homer}} ''[in the distance]'' And I say a monkey can mow our lawn! |
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| − | + | {{qf|[[Tabitha Vixx]]}} You make me laugh, Homer. | |
| − | ''' | + | {{qf|Homer}} ''[defensive]'' Why, 'cause I'm fat? |
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| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} Like I always say: compromise is the key. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Marge}} I always say that. | |
| + | {{qf|Homer}} Let's compromise and say nobody said it. | ||
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| − | ''' | + | {{qf|Homer}} Oh, you're so hot. If only I'd seen you before I met my wife. |
| + | {{qf|Tabitha}} Oh Homer, you're sweet, but... oh, you're talking to the chicken. | ||
| + | {{qf|Homer}} ''[whispering]'' Don't tell the hamburger in my car. | ||
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| − | '' | + | {{qf|Homer}} It's working! Buck's buying my fake message! And you said it would never work. |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Duffman]] 1}} No, I said "Duffman will do what you want. Stop kicking and punching Duffman." | |
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| − | + | {{qf|[[Buck Mitchell]]}} Tabitha? Tabitha? Oh, this is the worst blimp crash ever! | |
| + | {{qf|[[Grampa]]}} Too soon! | ||
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| − | + | {{qf|Duffman 2}} Duffman gives the people what they want. | |
| − | '' | + | {{qf|Marge}} Weren't you just tied up in the blimp? |
| − | + | {{qf|Duffman 2}} Three Duffmen are workin' the game tonight. | |
| − | {{ | + | {{qf|Duffman 3}} Don't tell the children. It's disillusioning. |
| + | {{qf|Duffmen}} Duffman! Duffman! Duffman! Duffman! Duffman! | ||
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| + | {{qf|Buck}} Ain't love grand, Tito? | ||
| + | {{qf|{{ap|Tito|Marge and Homer Turn a Couple Play}}}} I don't care. Bandits just kidnapped my mother! Just found out. | ||
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- Homer: Nothing beats a day at the ballpark with my family. Tickets, tickets, who needs tickets?
- Marge: Homer, we need those tickets to get in!
- Homer: Don't worry, I'll use the money I make to buy tickets from a scalper. Then I'll sell those tickets, and we'll be rich! Rich! We did it, baby! We made it through the rain!
- Bart: S'okay, Buck! Bad hop, bad hop!
- Lisa: Shake it off, Buck!
- [Buck messes up again]
- Bart: You suck!
- Lisa: I concur!
- Carl Carlson: Yeah, Homer! Suck that face!
- Lenny Leonard: Remember when we used to kiss like that, Carl? With our respective girlfriends?
- Carl: Yeah, I wonder where Jill and Kelly are now...
- Lenny: I heard Jill died. Kelly, I think, is a prostitute.
- Homer: What a game! I got on the kiss-cam, I participated in "the wave," and I got to pee in a trough! Marge, can we get a trough?
- Marge: For the last time, no!
- Marge: Homie, I don't think our marriage is so Jim Dandy that we should be counseling others.
- Homer: Hey, we've gone through more hardships than the Jews and Charlie Brown put together.
- Lisa: [to Bart] Isn't it weird that our parents are giving marital advice? They're always fighting—if you listen closely, you can hear them arguing right now.
- Homer: [in the distance] And I say a monkey can mow our lawn!
- Tabitha Vixx: You make me laugh, Homer.
- Homer: [defensive] Why, 'cause I'm fat?
- Homer: Like I always say: compromise is the key.
- Marge: I always say that.
- Homer: Let's compromise and say nobody said it.
- Homer: Oh, you're so hot. If only I'd seen you before I met my wife.
- Tabitha: Oh Homer, you're sweet, but... oh, you're talking to the chicken.
- Homer: [whispering] Don't tell the hamburger in my car.
- Homer: It's working! Buck's buying my fake message! And you said it would never work.
- Duffman 1: No, I said "Duffman will do what you want. Stop kicking and punching Duffman."
- Buck Mitchell: Tabitha? Tabitha? Oh, this is the worst blimp crash ever!
- Grampa: Too soon!
- Duffman 2: Duffman gives the people what they want.
- Marge: Weren't you just tied up in the blimp?
- Duffman 2: Three Duffmen are workin' the game tonight.
- Duffman 3: Don't tell the children. It's disillusioning.
- Duffmen: Duffman! Duffman! Duffman! Duffman! Duffman!
- Buck: Ain't love grand, Tito?
- Tito: I don't care. Bandits just kidnapped my mother! Just found out.
