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| − | {{qf|[[ | + | {{qf|[[Bart]]}} Ice cream at church? I'm intrigued, yet suspicious. |
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| − | + | {{qf|[[Lisa]]}} Wow, look at all these flavors: Blessed Virgin Berry... Command-Mint... Biblegum... | |
| − | {{qf|[[ | + | {{qf|[[Reverend Lovejoy]]}} Or, if you prefer, we also have Unitarian ice cream. |
| + | {{qf|Lisa}} There's nothing here. | ||
| + | {{qf|Reverend Lovejoy}} ''[smug]'' Exactly. | ||
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| − | + | {{qf|[[Professor Frink]]}} Mmm, hoy, mm... I've created the first intra-bovine ice cream maker. It makes use of all four stomachs, the first being filled with rock salt, then sugar, cream and of course, freon, so cold it burns me. | |
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| − | {{qf|[[ | + | {{qf|[[Dr. Hibbert]]}} I've never seen a brain freeze this bad! |
| − | {{qf|[[ | + | {{qf|[[Nelson Muntz]]}} ''[moans]'' |
| − | + | {{qf|Dr. Hibbert}} Give me fifty CC's of hot fudge, stat. ''[to Nelson]'' Hold still. You're gonna feel a slight chocolatey sensation. | |
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| − | {{qf|Ned}} | + | {{qf|[[Ned Flanders]]}} So, uh, uh, where's your band? |
| − | {{qf|[[ | + | {{qf|[[Rachel Jordan]]}} They switched from Christian music to regular pop. All you do is change "Jesus" to "baby." |
| + | {{qf|Ned}} Oh, how horrible! | ||
| + | {{qf|Rachel}} Eh, they'll all go to hell. | ||
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| − | {{qf|[[Lisa]]}} Don't throw this away! It's [[ | + | {{qf|[[Homer]]}} Why don't you just stay at Ned's place? |
| − | {{qf|[[ | + | {{qf|Ned}} My place? What would the neighbors think? |
| + | {{qf|Lisa}} We're the neighbors, and we don't think. | ||
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| + | {{qf|Ned}} I sure appreciate you folks offering to go through Maude's things. If it were up to me, I wouldn't throw anything away. | ||
| + | {{qf|[[Marge]]}} Oh, don't you worry. We'll make all the hard decisions so you don't have to. | ||
| + | {{qf|Bart}} We can take whatever we want, right? | ||
| + | {{qf|Ned}} Yea—What? | ||
| + | {{qf|Lisa}} Don't listen to him. You just have a good time at the eye doctor. | ||
| + | {{qf|Ned}} Always do. | ||
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| + | {{qf|Marge}} Homer, don't you have any respect? | ||
| + | {{qf|Homer}} Sure, of course I do, but life goes on, ashes to ashes, turn, turn, turn, long live rock, and so forth. | ||
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| + | {{qf|Lisa}} Don't throw this away. It's Rod's first tooth. | ||
| + | {{qf|Bart}} You're right. We could use this for witchcraft. | ||
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| + | {{qf|Marge}} Wow, three pairs of shoes. Someone had a fetish. | ||
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| + | {{qf|Homer}} ''[to Ned]'' Now for the awkward part. We gotta talk about money. | ||
| + | {{qf|Lisa}} You said we were doing this out of friendship. | ||
| + | {{qf|Homer}} What? That doesn't sound like me. | ||
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| + | {{qf|Bart}} You could fix up the old [[Storytime Village]]. They've been out of business ever since that kid got his head cut off. | ||
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| + | {{qf|[[The Rich Texan]]}} Tell you what, maybe I could donate the park, as a tax write-off. | ||
| + | {{qf|Ned}} If you could do that, I'd make this place a shining beacon for the Lord. | ||
| + | {{qf|The Rich Texan}} Oh, you are so full of it! God's grace, that is. It's really sickening... there aren't more people like you. Now get out... your pen and we'll make it official. | ||
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| + | {{qf|[[Mayor Quimby]]}} It is with uh great pride that I dedicate this new school, sports arena or attraction. | ||
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| + | {{qf|[[Nelson Muntz]]}} What do you hit 'em with? There's no mallet! | ||
| + | {{qf|Ned}} You can stop [[Satan]] with your faith. | ||
| + | {{qf|Nelson}} My face? You callin' me ugly? | ||
| + | {{qf|Ned}} No, no, no, no, no, I think you're beautiful. | ||
| + | {{qf|Nelson}} Oh, that's it. | ||
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| + | {{qf|Ned}} Ohh, what can I get you, little Christian? How 'bout a Noah's Ark of Jellies? | ||
| + | {{qf|[[Chief Wiggum]]}} Oh, are there two of every flavor? | ||
| + | {{qf|Ned}} Nope, they're all the same. Plain. | ||
| + | {{qf|Chief Wiggum}} Oh. | ||
| + | {{qf|Ned}} How 'bout a Maude mask? ''[imitating Maude]'' I'm Maude. God is super! | ||
| + | {{qf|[[Ralph Wiggum]]}} Can I sit in the car? | ||
| + | {{qf|Chief Wiggum}} Let's both sit in the car. | ||
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| + | {{qf|[[Principal Skinner]]}} It was incredible, I saw [[Heaven]]! But it wasn't clouds and angels playing harps like at the end of so many ''[[The Three Stooges|Three Stooges]]'' shorts. It was a golden elementary school, with a teacher's lounge that stretched as far as the eye could see. And no one was ever tardy. | ||
| + | {{qf|Bart}} Was I there? | ||
| + | {{qf|Principal Skinner}} No! It was heaven! My vision of heaven! | ||
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| + | {{qf|[[Rod Flanders]]}} How come everybody's having visions, Daddy? | ||
| + | {{qf|Ned}} Oh, there's no explaining God's will, Roddy. That's like explaining how an airplane flies. | ||
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| + | {{qf|Homer}} Stupid grill! Why won't you light? The gas is on full blast! | ||
| + | {{qf|Bart}} You better stick your head in and see what's going on. | ||
| + | {{qf|Homer}} Good idea. | ||
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- Bart: Ice cream at church? I'm intrigued, yet suspicious.
- Lisa: Wow, look at all these flavors: Blessed Virgin Berry... Command-Mint... Biblegum...
- Reverend Lovejoy: Or, if you prefer, we also have Unitarian ice cream.
- Lisa: There's nothing here.
- Reverend Lovejoy: [smug] Exactly.
- Professor Frink: Mmm, hoy, mm... I've created the first intra-bovine ice cream maker. It makes use of all four stomachs, the first being filled with rock salt, then sugar, cream and of course, freon, so cold it burns me.
- Dr. Hibbert: I've never seen a brain freeze this bad!
- Nelson Muntz: [moans]
- Dr. Hibbert: Give me fifty CC's of hot fudge, stat. [to Nelson] Hold still. You're gonna feel a slight chocolatey sensation.
- Ned Flanders: So, uh, uh, where's your band?
- Rachel Jordan: They switched from Christian music to regular pop. All you do is change "Jesus" to "baby."
- Ned: Oh, how horrible!
- Rachel: Eh, they'll all go to hell.
- Homer: Why don't you just stay at Ned's place?
- Ned: My place? What would the neighbors think?
- Lisa: We're the neighbors, and we don't think.
- Ned: I sure appreciate you folks offering to go through Maude's things. If it were up to me, I wouldn't throw anything away.
- Marge: Oh, don't you worry. We'll make all the hard decisions so you don't have to.
- Bart: We can take whatever we want, right?
- Ned: Yea—What?
- Lisa: Don't listen to him. You just have a good time at the eye doctor.
- Ned: Always do.
- Marge: Homer, don't you have any respect?
- Homer: Sure, of course I do, but life goes on, ashes to ashes, turn, turn, turn, long live rock, and so forth.
- Lisa: Don't throw this away. It's Rod's first tooth.
- Bart: You're right. We could use this for witchcraft.
- Marge: Wow, three pairs of shoes. Someone had a fetish.
- Homer: [to Ned] Now for the awkward part. We gotta talk about money.
- Lisa: You said we were doing this out of friendship.
- Homer: What? That doesn't sound like me.
- Bart: You could fix up the old Storytime Village. They've been out of business ever since that kid got his head cut off.
- The Rich Texan: Tell you what, maybe I could donate the park, as a tax write-off.
- Ned: If you could do that, I'd make this place a shining beacon for the Lord.
- The Rich Texan: Oh, you are so full of it! God's grace, that is. It's really sickening... there aren't more people like you. Now get out... your pen and we'll make it official.
- Mayor Quimby: It is with uh great pride that I dedicate this new school, sports arena or attraction.
- Nelson Muntz: What do you hit 'em with? There's no mallet!
- Ned: You can stop Satan with your faith.
- Nelson: My face? You callin' me ugly?
- Ned: No, no, no, no, no, I think you're beautiful.
- Nelson: Oh, that's it.
- Ned: Ohh, what can I get you, little Christian? How 'bout a Noah's Ark of Jellies?
- Chief Wiggum: Oh, are there two of every flavor?
- Ned: Nope, they're all the same. Plain.
- Chief Wiggum: Oh.
- Ned: How 'bout a Maude mask? [imitating Maude] I'm Maude. God is super!
- Ralph Wiggum: Can I sit in the car?
- Chief Wiggum: Let's both sit in the car.
- Principal Skinner: It was incredible, I saw Heaven! But it wasn't clouds and angels playing harps like at the end of so many Three Stooges shorts. It was a golden elementary school, with a teacher's lounge that stretched as far as the eye could see. And no one was ever tardy.
- Bart: Was I there?
- Principal Skinner: No! It was heaven! My vision of heaven!
- Rod Flanders: How come everybody's having visions, Daddy?
- Ned: Oh, there's no explaining God's will, Roddy. That's like explaining how an airplane flies.
- Homer: Stupid grill! Why won't you light? The gas is on full blast!
- Bart: You better stick your head in and see what's going on.
- Homer: Good idea.
