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- Jack: Hey, if you're done with the washer can I make some booze in it?
- Marge: [sternly] Not until you finish your sundae.
- Jack: [sadly] Yes ma'am.
- [Jack starts eating the sundae, looking pained with every bite.]
- Marge: [confused/upset] What's wrong with my sundaes?
- Lisa: So how was it in the slammer?
- Marge: Terrific. Bart, Sideshow Bob says he'll be seeing you real soon.
- Bart: [chuckles] That Bob.
- Prison Warden: He painted a unicorn in outer space! I'm asking you, what's it breathing?
- Homer: Air.
- Prison Warden: There ain't no air in space!
- Homer: There's an air and space museum.
- Homer: Nooooooo! My Spine-O-Cylinder! They'll pay for what they did to my can!
- Moe: Forget it, Homer. It's chiro-town.
- Jack: Which way is Mecca? I gotta do a little praying.
- Marge: Uh...
- Jack: [chuckles] I'm just yanking your chain! I'm Jewish.