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Pokey Mom/Quotes

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Season 12 Episode Quotes
257 "HOMЯ"
258
"Pokey Mom"
"Worst Episode Ever" 259


Jack: Hey, if you're done with the washer can I make some booze in it?
Marge: [sternly] Not until you finish your sundae.
Jack: [sadly] Yes ma'am.
[Jack starts eating the sundae, looking pained with every bite.]
Marge: [confused/upset] What's wrong with my sundaes?

Lisa: So how was it in the slammer?
Marge: Terrific. Bart, Sideshow Bob says he'll be seeing you real soon.
Bart: [chuckles] That Bob.

Prison Warden: He painted a unicorn in outer space! I'm asking you, what's it breathing?
Homer: Air.
Prison Warden: There ain't no air in space!
Homer: There's an air and space museum.

Homer: Nooooooo! My Spine-O-Cylinder! They'll pay for what they did to my can!
Moe: Forget it, Homer. It's chiro-town.

Jack: Which way is Mecca? I gotta do a little praying.
Marge: Uh…
Jack: [chuckles] I'm just yanking your chain! I'm Jewish.
Season 12 Quotes
Treehouse of Horror XI A Tale of Two Springfields Insane Clown Poppy Lisa the Tree Hugger Homer vs. Dignity The Computer Wore Menace Shoes The Great Money Caper Skinner's Sense of Snow HOMЯ Pokey Mom Worst Episode Ever Tennis the Menace Day of the Jackanapes New Kids on the Blecch Hungry, Hungry Homer Bye, Bye, Nerdie Simpson Safari Trilogy of Error I'm Goin' to Praiseland Children of a Lesser Clod Simpsons Tall Tales