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Season 12 Episode Quotes
261 "Day of the Jackanapes"
262
"New Kids on the Blecch"
"Hungry, Hungry Homer" 263


Homer: Marge, after a lot of thought, I've decided to run the Springfield Marathon.
Marge: Oh, please. You get exhausted watching The Twilight Zone marathon! I'm a regular Billy Crystal.
Bart: [sarcastic] You got that right.
Lisa: Well, Dad, I think running's good exercise—it adds years to your life.
Homer: Stay out of this, Lisa. Marge, I've made up my mind. I'll do your job for a day, and you do mine. Then we'll see who has it tougher.

Bart: Who are you?
L.T. Smash: Oh, you'll find out, in due time.
Bart: Well, it says here your name is L. T. Smash.
L. T. Smash: The time has come. I'm L. T. Smash.

Homer: Now listen to me, Smash. We're not signing anything. Unless it's a contract.

L.T. Smash: Bart, I want you to meet 'n' greet the other members of the "Party Posse". He's smart... he's soulful... he's Milhouse!
Milhouse: What up, G-money?
L.T. Smash: Next, he'll break your nose, your glasses and your heart... Nelson!
Bart: Wait, these are just guys from school. Who's next? Ralph Wiggum?
Ralph: Wheee! I'm a pop sensation.

Bart: Party Posse, we rule the Earth. The greatest band since music's birth?
Nelson: Isn't this song a little boastful?
Milhouse: No one told me there was gonna be boasting.

Principal Skinner: ... so, from now on anything caught in your zipper will be handled by the school nurse, and not me. And now... are you adequately prepared to rock?
Kids: Yeah!
Principal Skinner: Silence! Here they are, the Party Posse!
Bart: Hello, Springfield! Now here's a song that your principal Skinner doesn't want us to play!
Kids: Boo!
Principal Skinner: That's not true! This assembly was my idea. I like your inoffensive brand of pop-rock!
Bart: Screw you man, we're gonna play it anyway!

L. T. Smash: Man, they're gonna be big. And you stood in their way!
Principal Skinner: No I didn't. I even came in early and made orange drink!
L. T. Smash: Orange drink? What, do you live with your mama?
Principal Skinner: She lives with me!

Ralph: I'm wearing a bath robe, and I'm not even sick!

Homer: "Yvan eht nioj!" Ya gotta love that crazy chorus.
Lisa: What does it mean?
Homer: Ah, It doesn't mean anything. It's like Rama Lama Ding-dong or Give Peace a Chance.

Lisa: There's something weird about this video...
Marge: None of those girls has had three kids, I can tell you that.
Lisa: No, something else...

Lisa: But you have recruiting ads on TV. Why do you need subliminal messages?
L.T. Smash: Eh, it's a three-pronged attack: subliminal, liminal, and super-liminal.
Lisa: Super-liminal?
L.T. Smash: I'll show you. [opens a window and yells at Lenny and Carl] Hey, you! Join the Navy!
Carl: Uh, yeah, all right.
Lenny: I'm in.

Homer: Wait a minute, Bart's band is brainwashing kids with subliminal messages? That's pretty farfetched, Lisa.
Marge: Are you sure someone hasn't been bitten by the jealousy bug?
Homer: Here comes the jealousy bug. Gonna git ya! Gonna git ya!
Lisa: Cut it out! You're a grown man!
Homer: I wanna go home now.

Milhouse: The Statue of Liberty! Where are we?

Homer: Not "Mad"! That's our nation's largest mental illness-themed humor magazine.
Season 12 Quotes
Treehouse of Horror XI A Tale of Two Springfields Insane Clown Poppy Lisa the Tree Hugger Homer vs. Dignity The Computer Wore Menace Shoes The Great Money Caper Skinner's Sense of Snow HOMЯ Pokey Mom Worst Episode Ever Tennis the Menace Day of the Jackanapes New Kids on the Blecch Hungry, Hungry Homer Bye, Bye, Nerdie Simpson Safari Trilogy of Error I'm Goin' to Praiseland Children of a Lesser Clod Simpsons Tall Tales