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| − | + | {{qf|[[Marge]]}} I was really starting to enjoy {{Cmc|Ethnic Mismatch Comedy|644}}. I've never heard so many Viagra jokes in thirty seconds. | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Homer]]}} Shuuuut uppa you mouth. | |
| + | ---- | ||
| + | {{qf|[[Dr. Hibbert]]}} Mm. Do you suffer from diabetes? | ||
| + | {{qf|[[Carl Carlson]]}} N-n-n-n-o. | ||
| + | {{qf|Dr. Hibbert}} Well, you do now. | ||
| + | ---- | ||
| + | {{qf|Marge}} Lisa, would you like a penny to throw at your brother? | ||
| + | {{qf|[[Lisa]]}} Unbelievable! We're rewarding people for acting like buffoons! | ||
| + | {{qf|Marge}} Young lady, this may be the high point of Bart's life. Cut him some slack. | ||
| + | ---- | ||
| + | {{qf|{{ap|Bill|KBBL}}}} All right, judges? Who is our winner? | ||
| + | {{qf|[[Rainier Wolfcastle]]}} The winner is... me. For being seen with you freaks. | ||
| + | {{qf|Homer}} Judges can't win the contest! Booooo! | ||
| + | ---- | ||
| + | {{qf|Homer}} Look, I got runner-up prize. | ||
| + | {{qf|Lisa}} You won second place? | ||
| + | {{qf|Homer}} No. But I got it. ''[quickly]'' Stealing is wrong. | ||
| + | ---- | ||
| + | {{qf|Dr. Hibbert}} Any new palindromes? | ||
| + | {{qf|[[Comic Book Guy]]}} Rise to vote, sir. | ||
| + | {{qf|Dr. Hibbert}} Now, you know the agenda. Palindromes, anagrams, eat Lisa's pie, then voting. | ||
| + | {{qf|Lisa}} But "rise to vote sir" is a palindrome. | ||
| + | ---- | ||
| + | {{qf|Homer}} ''[phony voice]'' Hello, I have a certificate for a free erotic photo session. | ||
| + | {{qf|[[Boudoir photographer]]}} Oh, yes. Your name? | ||
| + | {{qf|Homer}} ''[phony voice]'' Uh... Geraldo... Simpson. | ||
| + | {{qf|Boudoir photographer}} All right, Mr. Simpson... | ||
| + | {{qf|Homer}} ''[screams]'' Who told you? | ||
| + | ---- | ||
| + | {{qf|Comic Book Guy}} The world has already taken note of our accomplishments. [[Springfield]] has moved up to number two ninety-nine on the list of America's three hundred most liveable cities. Take that, [[East St. Louis]]! | ||
| + | ---- | ||
| + | {{qf|Comic Book Guy}} ''[sarcastically]'' Ooh, yeah. Everyone's real happy, then. | ||
| + | {{qf|[[Lindsey Naegle]]}} Do I detect a note of sarcasm? | ||
| + | {{qf|[[Professor Frink]]}} Are you kidding me? This baby is off the charts. | ||
| + | {{qf|Comic Book Guy}} ''[sarcastically]'' A [[Sarcasm Detector]]. Oh, that's a real useful invention. | ||
| + | ---- | ||
| + | {{qf|[[Principal Skinner]]}} Stephen Hawking! The world's smartest man! | ||
| + | {{qf|Lisa}} What are you doing here? | ||
| + | {{qf|{{Ch|Stephen Hawking}}}} I wanted to see your utopia. But now I see it is more of a Fruitopia. | ||
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| − | + | {{qf|Stephen Hawking}} Don't feel bad, Lisa. Sometimes the smartest of us can be the most childish. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Lisa}} Even you? | |
| + | {{qf|Stephen Hawking}} No. Not me. Never. | ||
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| − | + | {{qf|Marge}} I guess everyone has a different vision for the perfect world. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Lisa}} Wow, Mom. That's very profound. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Stephen Hawking}} Hey. You read that off my screen. | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Stephen Hawking}} Your theory of a donut-shaped universe is intriguing, Homer. I may have to steal it. | |
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| − | + | {{qf|[[Moe Szyslak]]}} All right, it's closing time. Who's paying the tab? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} ''[imitating Hawking]'' I am. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Stephen Hawking}} I didn't say that. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} ''[imitating Hawking]'' Yes, I did. | |
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- Marge: I was really starting to enjoy Ethnic Mismatch Comedy #644. I've never heard so many Viagra jokes in thirty seconds.
- Homer: Shuuuut uppa you mouth.
- Dr. Hibbert: Mm. Do you suffer from diabetes?
- Carl Carlson: N-n-n-n-o.
- Dr. Hibbert: Well, you do now.
- Marge: Lisa, would you like a penny to throw at your brother?
- Lisa: Unbelievable! We're rewarding people for acting like buffoons!
- Marge: Young lady, this may be the high point of Bart's life. Cut him some slack.
- Bill: All right, judges? Who is our winner?
- Rainier Wolfcastle: The winner is... me. For being seen with you freaks.
- Homer: Judges can't win the contest! Booooo!
- Homer: Look, I got runner-up prize.
- Lisa: You won second place?
- Homer: No. But I got it. [quickly] Stealing is wrong.
- Dr. Hibbert: Any new palindromes?
- Comic Book Guy: Rise to vote, sir.
- Dr. Hibbert: Now, you know the agenda. Palindromes, anagrams, eat Lisa's pie, then voting.
- Lisa: But "rise to vote sir" is a palindrome.
- Homer: [phony voice] Hello, I have a certificate for a free erotic photo session.
- Boudoir photographer: Oh, yes. Your name?
- Homer: [phony voice] Uh... Geraldo... Simpson.
- Boudoir photographer: All right, Mr. Simpson...
- Homer: [screams] Who told you?
- Comic Book Guy: The world has already taken note of our accomplishments. Springfield has moved up to number two ninety-nine on the list of America's three hundred most liveable cities. Take that, East St. Louis!
- Comic Book Guy: [sarcastically] Ooh, yeah. Everyone's real happy, then.
- Lindsey Naegle: Do I detect a note of sarcasm?
- Professor Frink: Are you kidding me? This baby is off the charts.
- Comic Book Guy: [sarcastically] A Sarcasm Detector. Oh, that's a real useful invention.
- Principal Skinner: Stephen Hawking! The world's smartest man!
- Lisa: What are you doing here?
- Stephen Hawking: I wanted to see your utopia. But now I see it is more of a Fruitopia.
- Stephen Hawking: Don't feel bad, Lisa. Sometimes the smartest of us can be the most childish.
- Lisa: Even you?
- Stephen Hawking: No. Not me. Never.
- Marge: I guess everyone has a different vision for the perfect world.
- Lisa: Wow, Mom. That's very profound.
- Stephen Hawking: Hey. You read that off my screen.
- Stephen Hawking: Your theory of a donut-shaped universe is intriguing, Homer. I may have to steal it.
- Moe Szyslak: All right, it's closing time. Who's paying the tab?
- Homer: [imitating Hawking] I am.
- Stephen Hawking: I didn't say that.
- Homer: [imitating Hawking] Yes, I did.
