The Simpson's Public Domain Christmas Song

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"The Simpson's Public Domain Christmas Song"

Song Information Singers: Hank Azaria Yeardley Smith Julie Kavner Harry Shearer Nancy Cartwright Dan Castellaneta Tress MacNeille Characters: Marge Simpson Bart Simpson Cletus Spuckler Sideshow Mel Carl Carlson Lenny Leonard Mayor Quimby Mr. Burns Apu Nahasapeemapetilon Principal Skinner Dolph Shapiro Jimbo Jones Kearney Zzyzwicz Barney Gumble Agnes Skinner Comic Book Guy Crazy Cat Lady Lisa Simpson Homer Simpson Krusty the Clown Rabbi Krustofsky Old Jewish man Length: 1:05 Writer(s): Music: Pyotr Ilyich Tchaikovsky Parody lyrics: Don Payne Appearance(s): "Simpsons Christmas Stories"

"The Simpson's Public Domain Christmas Song" is the song by Marge, Bart, Cletus, Sideshow Mel, Carl, Lenny, Mayor Quimby, Mr. Burns, Apu, Principal Skinner, Dolph, Jimbo, Kearney, Barney, Agnes Skinner, Comic Book Guy, Crazy Cat Lady, Lisa, Homer, Krusty, Rabbi Krustofsky, Crazy Old Man, Jewish families, and Chinese restaurant workers.

Lyrics

Marge:

I've still gotta bake my Christmas pie.

Bart:

I've gotta get Dad a lousy tie.

Cletus:

Christmas crowds is what I hate.

Sideshow Mel:

No time left to procrastinate.

Lenny:

So move your ass...

Carl:

And let me pass...

Carl & Lenny:

'Cause Christmas Eve is here!

Mayor Quimby:

Er, why is this Santa suit so snug?

Mr. Burns:

Grr, Why should I care It's all humbug?

Apu:

I've jacked my prices up so high, but there's no junk these saps won't buy: last year's egg nog, a green hot dog

Apu/Principal Skinner/Dolph/Jimbo/Kearney/Barney/Agnes Skinner:

'Cause Christmas Eve is here!

Comic Book Guy:

These holiday cookies swell my fat.

Crazy Cat Lady:

Yah hee hee hah gah, gah dah cat!

Krusty:

Even though we're not gentile, we'll get together for a while...

Crazy Old Man:

To shoot the breeze...

Rabbi Krustofsky:

...And eat Chinese!

Krusty/Rabbi Krustofsky/Old Jewish man/Jewish Families/Chinese Restaurant Workers:

'Cause Christmas Eve is here!

Marge:

Christmas is a family day.

Homer:

I told Grampa we'd be away.

Lisa:

He's at the door!

Bart:

Let's hit the floor!

Marge/Homer/Bart/Lisa (loud whisper):

'Cause Christmas Eve is here!

Behind the Laughter

• The song is a parody of "Marche" from The Nutcracker by Pyotr Ilyich Tchaikovsky.

Appearances

• Episode – "Simpsons Christmas Stories" (The Nutcracker...Sweeeeet)