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The Simpson's Public Domain Christmas Song

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"The Simpson's Public Domain Christmas Song"
Song Information
Singers: Hank Azaria
Yeardley Smith
Julie Kavner
Harry Shearer
Nancy Cartwright
Dan Castellaneta
Tress MacNeille
Characters: Marge
Bart
Cletus
Sideshow Mel
Carl
Lenny
Mayor Quimby
Mr. Burns
Apu
Principal Skinner
Dolph
Jimbo
Kearney
Barney
Agnes Skinner
Comic Book Guy
Crazy Cat Lady
Lisa
Homer
Krusty
Rabbi Krustofsky
Crazy Old Man
Jewish Families
Chinese Resturant Workers
Appearance(s): "Simpsons Christmas Stories"

The Simpson's Public Domain Christmas Song is the song by Marge, Bart, Cletus, Sideshow Mel, Carl, Lenny, Mayor Quimby, Mr. Burns, Apu, Principal Skinner, Dolph, Jimbo, Kearney, Barney, Agnes Skinner, Comic Book Guy, Crazy Cat Lady, Lisa, Homer, Krusty, Rabbi Krustofsky, Crazy Old Man, Jewish Families, and Chinese Restaurant Workers.

Lyrics[edit]

Marge:
I've still gotta bake my Christmas pie.
Bart:
I've gotta get Dad a lousy tie.
Cletus:
Christmas crowds is what I hate.
Sideshow Mel:
No time left to procrastinate.
Lenny:
So move your ass...
Carl:
And let me pass...
Carl & Lenny:
'Cause Christmas Eve is here!
Mayor Quimby:
Er, why is this Santa suit so snug?
Mr. Burns:
Grr, Why should I care It's all humbu?
Apu:
I've jacked my prices up so high, but there's no junk these saps won't buy: last year's egg nog, a green hot dog
Apu/Principal Skinner/Dolph/Jimbo/Kearney/Barney/Agnes Skinner:
'Cause Christmas Eve is here!
Comic Book Guy:
These holiday cookies swell my fat.
Crazy Cat Lady:
Yah hee hee hah gah, gah dah cat!
Krusty:
Even though we're not gentile, we'll get together for a while...
Crazy Old Man:'
To shoot the breeze...
Rabbi Krustofsky:
...And eat chinese!
Krusty/Rabbi Krustofsky/Crazy Old Man/Jewish Families/Chinese Resturant Workers:
'Cause Christmas Eve is here!
Marge:
Christmas is a family day.
Homer:
I told Grampa we'd be away.
Lisa:
He's at the door!
Bart:
Let's hit the floor!
Marge/Homer/Bart/Lisa (loud whisper):
'Cause Christmas Eve is here!

Behind the Laughter[edit]

Appearances[edit]