Out Cold

Out Cold

Tapped Out Quest Information Level: 15 Update: Holiday Whodunnit Required characters: Lisa, Homer Optional characters: Marge, Dr. Hibbert, Mr. Burns, Park Ranger, Bart, Krusty, Herb Tannenbaum, See Currency-earning jobs Internal name(s): OutCold ID(s): 251001 - 251005 Previous quest(s): No Crime Like the Present Next quest(s): Winner, Winner Cookie Dinner

Out Cold is an event-exclusive questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Holiday Whodunnit content update.

Dialogue

Pt. 1

After completing No Crime Like the Present Oh Santa, what happened to you? Someone bashed him in the back of the head with a blunt object. And now he's unconscious. *chuckles* We'll never be sure exactly what hit him, but I'd say something wooden, based on all these splinters I tweezed out. He was hit with an axe handle. Aaaah! Herb, what'd I say about standing in the corner of the room? People assume you're an actual Christmas tree decoration instead of what you really are: a living and breathing actual Christmas tree decoration. You're a talking Christmas tree? Herb Tannenbaum, nice to meet ya. I'm an old buddy of Santa's. We were in the same fraternity at North Pole University. Go Frost Giants! Frost! Frost! Frost! Ice! Ice! Ice! So what happened last night? Who did this to Santa? Well, for one, we were both attacked. But I'm barely getting a mention on the news or social media. I mean, I get it, Santa's the big name... So you were both attacked. Wait a minute. Can we go back to the part where you're a talking Christmas tree who went to college with Santa? Mom, it's not that big of a stretch — I mean, we're standing inside Santa Claus's hospital room. Just go with it. Yeah, just go with it, Marge. So, Herb, did you get a look at the assailants? Any defining features? Tattoos? Scars? Unique catchphrases? I didn't get a good look at the guy. He was big, though. Missing teeth and foaming at the mouth... After he bashed Santa with the axe, I tried to stop him, but he hacked off one of my limbs and got away. Oh my gosh! That's horrible! I'll be fine. I grow fast. Like Groot? Everybody has to bring up Groot... But, yes, exactly like Groot. Well, the next logical step is to check the crime scene for clues. Would you mind telling us where it happened? Why tell you when I can take you there myself? You can walk? Yes, I can walk. But I'd rather drive — Santa's Village is not really walking distance. Task: "Collect Get-Well Cards" (x125). Task: "Answer Christmas Trivia". If Marge is owned: Task: "Make Marge Come to Terms With Herb's Existence". The job takes place at Springfield General Hospital, Hibbert Family Practice, or the Simpson House and takes 4 hours. Task: "Make Lisa Follow Herb". The job takes place at Springfield General Hospital, Hibbert Family Practice, or the Simpson House and takes 4 hours. If Dr. Hibbert is owned: Task: "Make Hibbert Be Sad His Christmas Decoration is Leaving". The job takes place at Springfield General Hospital, Hibbert Family Practice, or the Simpson House and takes 4 hours. I think I'm starting to come to terms with the idea of a walking, talking, Christmas tree. So, are you finally ready to Sherlock this mystery? Ooh, so I'm the Sherlock in this scenario? No, you're definitely the Watson. I'm the Sherlock. Then scenario over. Because I'm not playing Watson. I didn't think you would care! You're being very un-Watson-y right now... Okay, fine, if you don't want to be Watson, you can be Irene Adler. Who the heck is she? Just let me be Sherlock! But I'm Sherlock. The only thing different between us is he plays the violin, and I play the saxophone. Also, his serious heroin addiction. Fine... I'll be Watson. You're finally acting like the Watson I hoped and dreamed you'd be! As long as you're happy... Now...and I've always wanted to say this..."the game is afoot, Watson". Quest reward: 100 and 10 Homer's Snowmobile + animated job

Pt. 2

After completing Pt. 1 And here we are. Santa was giving me a tour of Santa's Village — ugh, he's always naming things after himself. Anyway, we had just gotten off the reindeer ride: "Soarin' Through California Chimneys". It was weird because, you know, not many houses in California have chimneys... Okay...and then what happened? Well, Santa was explaining to me how he doesn't always deliver presents through chimneys and that's when all of a sudden, we were attacked. Were you guys in a crowd of people? Alone? Smithers! Please remove this marshmallow from my hot cocoa. It's making the mug too heavy. Wait, what is Mr. Burns doing here? Yeah, Santa's Village is a weird place for Mr. Burns to hang out. He hates Christmas. That's true... But it couldn't have been him. I don't think he's strong enough to hold an axe over his head and hit someone with it... Don't worry, I'll Sherlock the truth out of him. Mr. Burns, where were you on the night of Santa's attack? How many times do I have to say this: I was attacked too! *clears throat* Okay, where were you on the night Santa and Herb were attacked? I have a perfectly good alibi. Smithers, what's my alibi? You were at your *whispers* that happens once a *whispers* on that private island. Ah, I see. I was at the secret annual Insider Trading Conference, where the world's leading insiders gather to trade the rarest of Pokémon cards...as well as discuss which stocks to buy using our insider knowledge. So...insider trading? And then afterward, you went *whispers* with the elves that *whispers* and then you *whispers*. Ah, I remember now, yes. After the conference, I retired to my mansion where I am overseeing the design and construction of my Christmas present to myself: a fully-operational sleigh made of...bones. And if you don't believe Mr. Burns, you can ask each and every one of the elves I personally interviewed and hired to build his "bone sleigh". Well, that's evil and weird, but it's also a good alibi if the elves back up his story. And if there's one thing I'm pretty sure I know about elves — they never tell lies. Is that true? Sounds true. Just go with it, Marge. Task: "Collect Get-Well Cards" (x150). Task: "Answer Christmas Trivia". If Marge is owned: Task: "Make Marge Listen to a Crime Podcast". The job takes place at Santa's Village, Santa's Workshop, Christmas Tree Farm, Christmas Carousel, Santa's House, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours. Task: "Make Lisa Practice by Finding the Zodiac Killer". The job takes place at Santa's Village, Santa's Workshop, Christmas Tree Farm, Christmas Carousel, Santa's House, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours. If Mr. Burns is owned: Task: "Make Burns Take His Sleigh for a Ride". The job takes place at Santa's Village, Santa's Workshop, Christmas Tree Farm, Christmas Carousel, Santa's House, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours. Can I get one beef bowl with extra beef? Okay, one beef bowl with extra beef coming right up. *eating* Mhhm, here's the beef. Hey! Did you give that customer extra beef in his bowl for free? Yes. Then you're fired! Aw, man. Can I get my job back now? No! Then I guess I'll just have to win that race to become the next Santa! You? The new Santa? You've got no chance. I'm the Tim Allen in this "Santa Claus" movie ripoff! Doesn't Santa die in that movie? He does. And it's not weird at all. Quest reward: 100 and 10 White Witch Burns Sleigh + animated job

Pt. 3

After completing Pt. 2 This is the scene of the crime. This is very triggering for me... You know, having also been attacked... So I'm going to step back and let you do your investigating... Sure, Herb. Thanks for all the help. And just so we're clear: you're definitely not one of our suspects. Thanks, Lisa. *leaves* He totally did it. He is being awfully helpful. Too helpful. Maybe sentient Christmas trees are like that, though. Yeah probably. Anyway, there's not much to this crime scene, is there? Elementary, Watson. But the only thing I can see is snow. You see? You do not observe, Watson. For example: a gentle brush of the snow reveals a wild array of footprints underneath which suggests a struggle. And as you can see, the bark on this juniper tree has, within it, broken bits of handblown glass. Oh... I didn't notice any of that. Because you were just looking, Watson. You must observe. You're kind of being mean. You guys find any clues or leads? Oh! My ornament! What ornament? It looks like the piece of broken glass you're holding is from one of my most special ornaments. *sniffles* I feel like I've lost a part of me, because I did. I'm sorry, Herb. My Mom could still piece it back together for you. She's really good at arts and crafts. Thank you, Lisa. If a part of your body fell off and broke into pieces, I'd help put it back together too. Ah, that's so sweet. *whispering to Marge* Too sweet. Let's keep looking. There's always some critical piece of evidence that gets overlooked. At least according to my crime podcasts. Task: "Collect Get-Well Cards" (x150). Task: "Answer Christmas Trivia". Task: "Make Lisa Get Out Her Magnifying Glass". The job takes place at Santa's Village, Santa's Workshop, Christmas Tree Farm, Christmas Carousel, Santa's House, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours. If Marge is owned: Task: "Make Marge Try to Rebuild Herb's Ornament". The job takes place at Santa's Village, Santa's Workshop, Christmas Tree Farm, Christmas Carousel, Santa's House, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours. Mom, how's Herb's ornament coming along? It's all back together, but it's missing one last piece that I can't find anywhere. I'm sorry, Herb. That's okay. I'll still wear it. *hangs the ornament on himself* It'll represent me perfectly — broken, and missing a piece. *sniffles* Do you want some Christmas cookies I made? Are any of them decorated to look like little Christmas trees? Yes! They even have— Then no. Why would I want to eat something shaped like myself? Would you eat a cookie version of yourself? I probably would... Quest reward: 100 and 10 Krusty Billboard Bundle

Pt. 4

After completing Pt. 3 Welcome to Mt. Useful, everyone. If you are interested in becoming Santa for eternity — or until the moment you're seriously injured — please sign up for the Santa Sleigh Race! And remember we're all here to support Santa, and the best way to do that is to take his job from him while he's hospitalized. Yeah, screw that guy! Make way for the new generation of Santas! Yes, to the new generation — me! You? But you're older than Santa. Yes, but my hound-operated sleigh is the fastest in the world, so I'm going to win. Dogs can't pull a sled. That's so dumb! All you have to do is throw a tennis ball and they'll ride you off a cliff! My hounds are well-trained and faster than ever, fat man. This summer, they trained with the Jamaican National Track and Field Team. I'd be impressed if Usain Bolt was still on the team — but he retired because he's old — like you. Plus, we've got a snowmobile... Horsepower beats dogpower! Boom! Oh, I forgot to mention. On top of having super-fast Jamaican-trained hounds, my sleigh is made of unicorn and dragon bones. And magic beats horsepower. So boom to you, sir! Magic schmagic. *whispers* Bart, where can we buy magic from? Do they sell it at the mall? You'll have to get past me and my sleigh first! Krusty? You're competing too? Yeah, and what sort of sleigh power do you have? *fingers crossed* Not magic, not magic, not magic, not magic... My sleigh runs on the power of corporate sponsorships... Lame! ...and super-concentrated expired burger meat! We're screwed! Task: "Collect Get-Well Cards" (x150). Task: "Answer Christmas Trivia". If Park Ranger is owned: Task: "Make Park Ranger Oversee Race Sign-ups". The job takes place at Mt. Useful and takes 4 hours. Task: "Make Homer Rev the Snowmobile Aggressively". The job takes place at Homer's Snowmobile, Mt. Useful, or the Simpson House and takes 4 hours. If Bart is owned: Task: "Make Bart Wax the Snowmobile Skis". The job takes place at Homer's Snowmobile, Mt. Useful, or the Simpson House and takes 4 hours. If Mr. Burns is owned: Task: "Make Burns Win Olympic Gold With the Hounds". The job takes place at White Witch Burns Sleigh, Burns Manor, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours. If Krusty is owned: Task: "Make Krusty Fill His Sleigh With Expired Burger Meat Fuel". The job takes place at Mt. Useful, Mountain Lodge, Sugarloaf Mountain, Homerlayas, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours. If you're here to schedule a sponsorship for the race, please check in with our business office in the visitor's center. What? This race is taking other sponsors? We had a deal! My Krusty Burger sponsorship is exclusive! Yes, but sir, you tried to pay us in gift cards to your restaurant. And the contract states that you must pay us in money. Money schmoney! Krusty Burger gift cards have value! Sure, the points diminish every week, expire after a year, and you can't use them on Tuesdays, Thursdays, Christian Holidays, and all the Jewish Holidays, even the obscure ones no one's ever heard of. So...never? Look, why do you care so much about how I pay you? Isn't the whole point of this race to support Santa because he got injured or whatever? Yes, and what better way to support him than by making tons of money off sponsors so we can finally afford our own presents and give that dude a break? Quest reward: 100 and 10 Herb Tannenbaum

Pt. 5

After completing Pt. 4 Well, I think we've found everything we can find here at the crime scene. Where to next? Wait a second, is that... Lisa, what's wrong? Why are you staring at that Santa? *gasp* What?! Santa is back?! He looks different... Ho-ho-ho! Lisa Simpson, didn't anyone ever teach you it's not kind to stare? I'm so sorry, Mr. Santa. I don't know what's gotten into her. She just must be traumatized over what's happened to you. Mom, this man is not Santa. I'd recognize that voice anywhere. *rips off Santa's hat* Unhand my hat, you star-headed scamp! Sideshow Bob?! How dare you make fun of the shape of my daughter's head! Also, who are you to talk with your ridiculous dreads! Yeah, you look like you just walked out of a Counting Crows concert in 1993. Ooh, a burn that ninety percent of Tapped Out users are too young to get, even though The Counting Crows are clearly ubiquitous enough to make reference to. So, Sideshow Bob, what are you doing here? Turning yourself in? Because you're obviously the one who hurt Santa! *puts hat back on* Aw, Lisa, so sweet of you to point your finger at the ex-con with a history of random and specific acts of violence. But alas, I've turned over a new leaf. I have very little desire for murder and violence these days. I just don't have the stomach for it anymore. So why are you here dressed in Santa's clothes? I'm merely here for the role I was born to play: Kris Kringle at Santa's Village. Would you keep an old man from earning a living? I don't buy your "I turned a new leaf" act! Everything points to you: motive, proximity, and...well, motive! Motive? What possible motive could I have? To take over for Santa and have an excuse to creep around inside people's houses? Pfft, that's ridiculous. I wouldn't...that's... Actually, that's not the worst idea. Well, do you have an alibi for the night of the attack? As a matter of fact, I do. I was serving time in the Springfield Penitentiary. I didn't get out until the following morning. Man, everyone has such solid alibis these days... Yeah, plus everyone's got so much interesting stuff going on. How is jail interesting? I don't know. But if someone asked me for my alibi, I wish it'd be something cool! Instead it'd be something super boring like "doing the dishes", or "picking up the kids from school". Let me tell you, Marge. You don't want to end up in the slammer. Especially during COVID. Yeah. You're probably right, Sideshow Bob. Mom, don't be so casual in front of Sideshow Bob — he's our main suspect. Ugh, really? It's just so obvious. Bad guy does bad thing? What's the twist? Task: "Collect Get-Well Cards" (x175). Task: "Answer Christmas Trivia". Task: "Make Lisa Fact Check Sideshow Bob's Alibi". The job takes place at Santa's Village, Santa's Workshop, Christmas Tree Farm, Christmas Carousel, Santa's House, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours. If Marge is owned: Task: "Make Marge Be Proud of Lisa's Sleuthing". The job takes place at Santa's Village, Santa's Workshop, Christmas Tree Farm, Christmas Carousel, Santa's House, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours. If Herb Tannenbaum is owned: Task: "Make Herb Tannenbaum Tag Along". The job takes place at Santa's Village, Santa's Workshop, Christmas Tree Farm, Christmas Carousel, Santa's House, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours. I can't wait to fact check Sideshow Bob's alibi at the police station. Whaaaa?! The police station's closed?! How can that be possible?! We're talkin' about Wiggum. He closed the station for a week when the "Mad About You" reboot premiered. He just wanted to catch up with Jamie and Paul. Mabel's all grown up and gone to college. Bart, you've seen "Mad About You"? Kids my age are super into the old shows that pop-up on streaming. Last week I discovered "Get Smart", "Designing Women", and something called "The Nightly News". Speaking of old TV shows. Look at this sign on the front of the police station. "OUT. REWATCHING LOST FINALE UNTIL I UNDERSTAND ENDING — CHIEF WIGGUM" Oh man, that's gonna take weeks to figure out! Wiggum?! You're here? Yeah, I accidentally left the drunk tank open, so I came back to lock up. It's been open this whole time? Chief Wiggum, can you confirm that Sideshow Bob was incarcerated on the night of the attack against Santa? Yeah, I had Sideshow Bob in the slammer. Wait, what? There was an attack against Santa? You're the police! You're supposed to be investigating it! Oh...right...yeah... I heard you two were trying to solve that whole Santa thing, so I thought I'd give you your space to handle it. *annoyed grumble* So can anyone just explain to me the end of "Lost"? It'd save me loads of time! Quest reward: 100 and 10 Santa's Castle and 1

Currency-earning jobs

Task Character(s) Time Location(s) Reward Buy Get-Well Cards From the Store Lisa, Marge, Homer, Bart, Wiggum, Krusty, Snake, Sideshow Bob 4h Try-N-Save, Springfield Grocery Store, Kwik-E-Mart, Simpson House 5, 45 Take Get-Well Cards From Visitor's Center Park Ranger Mt. Useful 8, 70