  
To Murder or Not to Murder
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| To Murder or Not to Murder
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| Tapped Out Quest Information
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To Murder or Not to Murder is a questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Holiday Whodunnit content update. It requires Santa Sideshow Bob to be obtained.
Dialogue[edit]
| After tapping on Sideshow Bob's exclamation mark
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How can I ruin the Simpsons' Christmas?
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Murder?
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I always try that. I think it's time to mix it up a bit.
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Torture, then murder?
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Go find your mother. Daddy's plotting and needs some alone time.
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If Gino Underdunk Terwilliger is owned: Task: "Make Gino Find His Mother". The job takes place at Santa's Castle, Santa's Workshop, Santa's Village, Santa's House, Christmas Tree Farm, Christmas Carousel, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Sideshow Bob Not Plan a Murder". The job takes 4 hours.
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That was harder than expected. It's nearly impossible to think of the Simpsons without plotting murder.
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Vendetta! Vendetta!
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Yes, Gino, I underestimated you. That doesn't mean I'm ready to get up to my old tricks just yet. But you've given me an idea...
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Quest reward:  100 and  10
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| After tapping on Sideshow Bob's exclamation mark
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Step right up, children. Tell Santa about your parents' security systems. I mean, what you want for Christmas.
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About time! *sits on Sideshow Bob's lap* I want a kegerator, a giant donut pool floatie, and a real donut the same size as the pool floatie.
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Ooof. You're a little large to be sitting on Santa's lap. Shouldn't you leave this for your children?
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No way. My kids would never ask for the stuff I want.
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Well, if Santa's going to put your presents under the tree, he needs to know all about your home security. Wouldn't want to accidentally set off your alarm.
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Oh, that's easy. We don't have any. If you can't fit the big things down the chimney, I can make sure the door is unlocked. I'll leave it unlocked starting tonight in case you want to come early. *leaves*
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That was too easy. *laughs maniacally*
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What was too easy?
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Oh, I thought you'd left.
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I had. But I only walked like ten feet. You gotta wait longer. *leaves*
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*waits*
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*keeps walking*
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*waits*
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There was something really familiar about that laugh. I don't think that was Santa at all.
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*yelling* I can still hear you!
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Gah. *walks further*
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Homer, it's just a guy in a suit. You know Santa's not real, right?
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I don't think that's true, Moe. If this guy is pretending to be Santa, he's up to something. I'm gonna follow him.
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Task: "Make Homer Stalk Santa Sideshow Bob". The job takes place at Sideshow Bob and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Santa Sideshow Bob Steal Christmas Presents". The job takes place at Visitable Homes and takes 4 hours.
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Stop, thief! I knew you had to be up to something.
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You moron, I'm Santa. I'm delivering presents.
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Oh, yeah, that makes sense. I knew all that stuff about doing it in one night was nonsense.
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That was too easy. *laughs maniacally*
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I didn't even leave that time.
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I've gotta stop gloating so quickly.
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Wait! I do know that laugh! Sideshow Bob! POLICE!
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Sideshow Bob's exclamation mark
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You're lucky I happened to be driving by, Homer. You know when people say "call the police" they mean on the phone, right?
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What good would it do if I yelled "police" into a phone?
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Can you tell this imbecile that I've done nothing wrong?
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Actually, we've gotten several reports of someone fitting your description stealing Christmas presents.
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That's simple mischief. Surely there's no law against that.
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Just because you weren't attempting murder this time, doesn't mean you didn't commit a crime.
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That's ridiculous! What could this crime where no harm was done be called?
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Theft.
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Now you're just making stuff up.
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I'm afraid not. You're under arrest.
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Then I want Homer arrested for stalking!
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Well, now look who's making up crimes.
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There's no way he just happened upon me. I think I saw him behind me at the last dozen houses.
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Ha! A desperate attempt. Book him, Lou.
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He's right, Homer. If you've been following him around, that's stalking. I have to take you in.
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Take me in? As in...take me into your arms for a brotherly hug?
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I'm afraid not.
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Task: "Make Santa Sideshow Bob Get Arrested". The job takes place at Santa's Castle, Santa's Workshop, Santa's Village, Santa's House, Christmas Tree Farm, Christmas Carousel, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Homer Get Arrested". The job takes place at Santa's Castle, Santa's Workshop, Santa's Village, Santa's House, Christmas Tree Farm, Christmas Carousel, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
If Lou is owned: Task: "Make Lou Arrest Homer and Santa Sideshow Bob". The job takes place at Santa's Castle, Santa's Workshop, Santa's Village, Santa's House, Christmas Tree Farm, Christmas Carousel, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
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*walking around a corner* Ah, back on the streets. Just in time for Christmas.
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*walking around the same corner* Ah, back on the streets. Just in time to watch the Simpsons be miserable without their father for Christmas.
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*smashes into Santa Sideshow Bob* Watch where you're going!
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*smashes into Homer* Open your eyes, you big goon!
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Sideshow Bob!
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Homer Simpson!
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I'm beginning to think there is something seriously wrong with the justice system in Springfield.
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Agreed.
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I guess I'll just stick to murder and take full advantage of it then.
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Not agreed.
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| Quest reward: 200 and 20
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Behind the Laughter[edit]
The quest name is a reference to the phrase "To be, or not to be from the William Shakespeare play Hamlet.
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