When Mary Met Flandy

When Mary Met Flandy

Tapped Out Quest Information Level: 5 Update: Holiday Whodunnit Required characters: Mary Tannenbaum Optional characters: Ned Internal name(s): WhenMaryMetFlandy ID(s): 251041 - 251043

When Mary Met Flandy is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Holiday Whodunnit content update. It requires Mary Tannenbaum to be obtained.

Dialogue

Pt. 1

After tapping on Mary Tannenbaum's exclamation mark Mary does it again...another Friday night with no plans. I guess I'll just watch "10 Things I Hate About You" for the ten-zillionth time. *turns on TV* Great. One of my Heartmark mystery movies is playing on the hotel TV... Actually, "Romancing the Scone: The Confectioner's Confession" isn't the worst. But you're just a baker-turned-amateur-sleuth, how could you possibly know that the killer was left-handed? It's simple: Chef Pierre doesn't spiral his cinnamon rolls clockwise, he spirals them... ...COUNTERclockwise. ...COUNTERclockwise. I still can't believe we got Tabitha Vixx to agree to do this. Chef Pierre was the killer all along! Arrest him! Zut alors! I spit on your perfectly risen soufflé of detective work! *spits* Don't worry, Chef Pierre, I'm sure you'll bake all the pastries you want from the prison kitchen. Not if I escape! *hits officer with rolling pin and escapes* Oh no!! I totally forgot that I was supposed to write and direct a sequel to this! *types on laptop* And the script is due tomorrow?! It's okay Mary, you got this. All you have to do is write an entire Heartmark movie in one night, fly back to the big city in the morning, and turn it in! Task: "Make Mary Tannenbaum Write "Romancing the Scone 2"". The job takes place at Woosterfield Hotel, Krustyland Hotel, Resort Hotel, Shinning Hotel, Ziff Hotel, Paris Hotel, Scandal-gate Hotel, STEM Conference Hotel, Capital City Plaza Hotel, Sleep-Eazy Motel, Cartoon Motel, Buckingham Pay-Less Motel, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours. *typing* "THE END." Romancing The Scone 2: The Fondant Fugitive" is ninety-five pages of formulaic fun! Ooh, and my Uber to the airport just arrived! Well, I guess this is goodbye, Springfield. I didn't find love here, but at least I didn't lose my highly lucrative job searching for it. Hopefully next year I'll finally get my Christmas wish... Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 2

After tapping on Mary Tannenbaum's exclamation mark I can't believe I have to head back to the big city. I never even saw the Squidport or the Springfield Gorge... Well, we could stop at the Gorge — it is on the way. *gasp* What the — oh my God! I completely forgot that I'm in an Uber to the airport! Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't mean to frighten you. No, I'm the one who should be apologizing. My brain's running on fumes this morning! *shows laptop* I had to write an entire script last night and there wasn't any coffee at the hotel — only powdered hot chocolate and horchata-flavored Mountain Dew. Well, I can fix you up a cup of joe! *clicks button on espresso machine* You have an espresso machine in your car? That's amazing! What kind of milk do you take? Let me guess...oat? That is what I take! You might be the best Uber driver I've ever had. Oh, I'm not really an Uber driver. I just do it on Saturdays to raise money for the victims of whatever the most recent natural disaster is. Today I'm raising money for the victims of the super-tornado in Maine and the mega-blizzard in San Diego. That pesky climate strikes again... I'm Mary by the way. I know! Your name's on the app — "Mary T." My name's Ned. Ned Flanders. Ned...I like that. Well, here we are... The Springfield Gorge. Ain't it pretty? I had to meet the perfect man right as I'm about to leave... What was that? Oh, just that you're right...it sure is pretty. Task: "Make Mary Tannenbaum Take a Picture of the Springfield Gorge". The job takes place at the Springfield Gorge, Canadian Border, Springfield Falls, Sugarloaf Mountain, Mountain, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours. If Ned is owned: Task: "Make Flanders Drive Mary Tannenbaum to the Airport". The job takes place at Springfield Airport, Unlicensed Taxi, Plane, Vehicles, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours. Well, here we are, Mary T. — the "Air Big City" Terminal at Springfield Airport. Well, I guess this is goodbye. Thanks for the espresso. If I ever come back to Springfield, I'm buying you a coffee! It's a deal! Safe travels! I sure liked that Mary T. *gasp* Oh no, she left her laptop in the backseat! Wait! Your laptop! Mary?! Well, I guess the only thing to do is to buy a plane ticket, go through security, and give her back her laptop myself! Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 3

After tapping on Mary Tannenbaum's exclamation mark Well, I don't see her at the gate. Maybe she's already on the plane...I guess I can get on, drop off the laptop, and get off before it takes off... Mary! You forgot your laptop! Ned?! Oh my gosh! My whole life was on there! Let alone the only copy of my script "Romancing the Scone 2: The Fondant Fugitive"! You just saved everything, Ned. Folks, this is your captain speaking. We have now closed the doors to the aircraft. Please fasten your seatbelts. Oh no! The plane's taking off! We will be arriving in the big city in a few short hours. On behalf of Big City Airlines, I'd like to say, "it's our honor transporting you back from the small town you've just visited to the big city you certainly wish you never left". I'M NOT SUPPOSED TO BE ON THIS PLANE. I'm small town Flanders, not Big City Ned! Don't worry! I'll pay for your ticket back! I'm so sorry, Ned. Do you know what? It's okay. I've never been to the big city before. Maybe it'll be an adventure. Maybe it will... Task: "Make Mary Tannenbaum Punch Up Her Script". The job takes place at a Plane, Training Plane, Crazy Plane, Pop Star Plane, Black Leather Plane, Norbert's Plane, Santa's Plane Sled, Plane Bot, Springfield Airport, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours. Task: "Make Flanders Clap When the Plane Lands". The job takes place at a Plane, Training Plane, Crazy Plane, Pop Star Plane, Black Leather Plane, Norbert's Plane, Santa's Plane Sled, Plane Bot, Springfield Airport, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours. Well, I guess this is goodbye Ned...unless you want to spend some time in the big city with me. Of course! I'd love you to show me around. First thing I need to do is book a hotel room. I have accumulated quite a bit of points at the Radisson, if there is one... You could stay at my place! Sorry, didn't mean to just blurt that out! Really? Your place? That's so nice, Mary! Let me call a sitter for my kids and let her know I'll be back tomorrow. Oh...you have children? Yes, with my first wife who passed away a few years back. Oh, Ned, that's so awful. I'm so sorry. And then I remarried, and she also tragically passed away. Oh...gosh. Um, sensing a theme here... Well, I'll be back in a sec. Just going to call the sitter and let her know I'm staying with Mary T. Um...do you know what? I totally, totally forgot that my apartment is uh, on fire! And no one can, uh, stay there! Oh...okay. I'm also super busy and have to go right this second! So...thanks for returning my laptop, being a great Uber driver. See you in Springfield if I ever go back. *runs away* Ok, um, bye Mary. Bye forever! I mean, bye now! Well, I guess I'm stuck in the big city on my own. Oh my gosh, everything is so expensive, $8 for water...scaffolding everywhere, so many workers on strike...must find safe place to hide. Ooh, an M&M store filled with M&Ms! Quest reward: 200 and 20

Behind the Laughter

The quest name is a reference to the romantic comedy film When Harry Met Sally...