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When Mary Met Flandy
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Tapped Out Quest Information
Level: 5
Update: Holiday Whodunnit
Required characters: Mary Tannenbaum
Optional characters: Ned
Internal name(s): WhenMaryMetFlandy
ID(s): 251041 - 251043


When Mary Met Flandy is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Holiday Whodunnit content update. It requires Mary Tannenbaum to be obtained.

Dialogue[edit]

Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on Mary Tannenbaum's exclamation mark
Mary Tannenbaum - Annoyed Mary does it again...another Friday night with no plans.
Mary Tannenbaum - Sad I guess I'll just watch "10 Things I Hate About You" for the ten-zillionth time.
Mary Tannenbaum - Confused *turns on TV* Great. One of my Heartmark mystery movies is playing on the hotel TV...
Mary Tannenbaum Actually, "Romancing the Scone: The Confectioner's Confession" isn't the worst.
Justice Agent - TV But you're just a baker-turned-amateur-sleuth, how could you possibly know that the killer was left-handed?
Tabitha Vixx - TV It's simple: Chef Pierre doesn't spiral his cinnamon rolls clockwise, he spirals them...
Mary Tannenbaum - Happy ...COUNTERclockwise.
Tabitha Vixx - TV ...COUNTERclockwise.
Mary Tannenbaum - Happy I still can't believe we got Tabitha Vixx to agree to do this.
Justice Agent - TV Chef Pierre was the killer all along! Arrest him!
French Waiter - TV Zut alors! I spit on your perfectly risen soufflé of detective work! *spits*
Tabitha Vixx - TV Don't worry, Chef Pierre, I'm sure you'll bake all the pastries you want from the prison kitchen.
French Waiter - TV Not if I escape! *hits officer with rolling pin and escapes*
Mary Tannenbaum - Surprised Oh no!! I totally forgot that I was supposed to write and direct a sequel to this!
Mary Tannenbaum - Surprised *types on laptop* And the script is due tomorrow?!
Mary Tannenbaum It's okay Mary, you got this. All you have to do is write an entire Heartmark movie in one night, fly back to the big city in the morning, and turn it in!
Task: "Make Mary Tannenbaum Write "Romancing the Scone 2"". The job takes place at Woosterfield Hotel, Krustyland Hotel, Resort Hotel, Shinning Hotel, Ziff Hotel, Paris Hotel, Scandal-gate Hotel, STEM Conference Hotel, Capital City Plaza Hotel, Sleep-Eazy Motel, Cartoon Motel, Buckingham Pay-Less Motel, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
Mary Tannenbaum *typing* "THE END."
Mary Tannenbaum - Happy Romancing The Scone 2: The Fondant Fugitive" is ninety-five pages of formulaic fun!
Mary Tannenbaum - Happy Ooh, and my Uber to the airport just arrived!
Mary Tannenbaum - Confused Well, I guess this is goodbye, Springfield. I didn't find love here, but at least I didn't lose my highly lucrative job searching for it.
Mary Tannenbaum - Sad Hopefully next year I'll finally get my Christmas wish...
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Mary Tannenbaum's exclamation mark
Mary Tannenbaum - Sad I can't believe I have to head back to the big city. I never even saw the Squidport or the Springfield Gorge...
Ned - Happy Well, we could stop at the Gorge — it is on the way.
Mary Tannenbaum - Surprised *gasp* What the — oh my God! I completely forgot that I'm in an Uber to the airport!
Ned - Worried Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't mean to frighten you.
Mary Tannenbaum No, I'm the one who should be apologizing. My brain's running on fumes this morning!
Mary Tannenbaum - Annoyed *shows laptop* I had to write an entire script last night and there wasn't any coffee at the hotel — only powdered hot chocolate and horchata-flavored Mountain Dew.
Ned - Happy Well, I can fix you up a cup of joe! *clicks button on espresso machine*
Mary Tannenbaum - Surprised You have an espresso machine in your car? That's amazing!
Ned What kind of milk do you take? Let me guess...oat?
Mary Tannenbaum - Happy That is what I take! You might be the best Uber driver I've ever had.
Ned Oh, I'm not really an Uber driver. I just do it on Saturdays to raise money for the victims of whatever the most recent natural disaster is.
Ned Today I'm raising money for the victims of the super-tornado in Maine and the mega-blizzard in San Diego. That pesky climate strikes again...
Mary Tannenbaum I'm Mary by the way.
Ned I know! Your name's on the app — "Mary T." My name's Ned. Ned Flanders.
Mary Tannenbaum Ned...I like that.
Ned Well, here we are... The Springfield Gorge. Ain't it pretty?
Mary Tannenbaum - Sad I had to meet the perfect man right as I'm about to leave...
Ned - Thinking What was that?
Mary Tannenbaum Oh, just that you're right...it sure is pretty.
Task: "Make Mary Tannenbaum Take a Picture of the Springfield Gorge". The job takes place at the Springfield Gorge, Canadian Border, Springfield Falls, Sugarloaf Mountain, Mountain, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
If Ned is owned: Task: "Make Flanders Drive Mary Tannenbaum to the Airport". The job takes place at Springfield Airport, Unlicensed Taxi, Plane, Vehicles, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
Ned Well, here we are, Mary T. — the "Air Big City" Terminal at Springfield Airport.
Mary Tannenbaum - Happy Well, I guess this is goodbye. Thanks for the espresso. If I ever come back to Springfield, I'm buying you a coffee!
Ned - Happy It's a deal! Safe travels!
Ned I sure liked that Mary T.
Ned - Surprised *gasp* Oh no, she left her laptop in the backseat!
Ned - Surprised Wait! Your laptop!
Ned - Worried Mary?!
Ned Well, I guess the only thing to do is to buy a plane ticket, go through security, and give her back her laptop myself!
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Mary Tannenbaum's exclamation mark
Ned - Thinking Well, I don't see her at the gate. Maybe she's already on the plane...I guess I can get on, drop off the laptop, and get off before it takes off...
Ned - Shocked Mary! You forgot your laptop!
Mary Tannenbaum - Surprised Ned?! Oh my gosh! My whole life was on there! Let alone the only copy of my script "Romancing the Scone 2: The Fondant Fugitive"!
Mary Tannenbaum - Happy You just saved everything, Ned.
Intercom Folks, this is your captain speaking. We have now closed the doors to the aircraft. Please fasten your seatbelts.
Ned - Shocked Oh no! The plane's taking off!
Intercom We will be arriving in the big city in a few short hours.
Intercom On behalf of Big City Airlines, I'd like to say, "it's our honor transporting you back from the small town you've just visited to the big city you certainly wish you never left".
Ned - Worried I'M NOT SUPPOSED TO BE ON THIS PLANE. I'm small town Flanders, not Big City Ned!
Mary Tannenbaum Don't worry! I'll pay for your ticket back! I'm so sorry, Ned.
Ned Do you know what? It's okay. I've never been to the big city before. Maybe it'll be an adventure.
Mary Tannenbaum Maybe it will...
Task: "Make Mary Tannenbaum Punch Up Her Script". The job takes place at a Plane, Training Plane, Crazy Plane, Pop Star Plane, Black Leather Plane, Norbert's Plane, Santa's Plane Sled, Plane Bot, Springfield Airport, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Flanders Clap When the Plane Lands". The job takes place at a Plane, Training Plane, Crazy Plane, Pop Star Plane, Black Leather Plane, Norbert's Plane, Santa's Plane Sled, Plane Bot, Springfield Airport, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
Mary Tannenbaum Well, I guess this is goodbye Ned...unless you want to spend some time in the big city with me.
Ned - Happy Of course! I'd love you to show me around. First thing I need to do is book a hotel room. I have accumulated quite a bit of points at the Radisson, if there is one...
Mary Tannenbaum - Happy You could stay at my place!
Mary Tannenbaum - Sad Sorry, didn't mean to just blurt that out!
Ned - Happy Really? Your place? That's so nice, Mary! Let me call a sitter for my kids and let her know I'll be back tomorrow.
Mary Tannenbaum - Confused Oh...you have children?
Ned - Sad Yes, with my first wife who passed away a few years back.
Mary Tannenbaum - Sad Oh, Ned, that's so awful. I'm so sorry.
Ned - Worried And then I remarried, and she also tragically passed away.
Mary Tannenbaum - Confused Oh...gosh. Um, sensing a theme here...
Ned Well, I'll be back in a sec. Just going to call the sitter and let her know I'm staying with Mary T.
Mary Tannenbaum - Surprised Um...do you know what? I totally, totally forgot that my apartment is uh, on fire! And no one can, uh, stay there!
Ned - Confused Oh...okay.
Mary Tannenbaum - Surprised I'm also super busy and have to go right this second! So...thanks for returning my laptop, being a great Uber driver. See you in Springfield if I ever go back. *runs away*
Ned - Sad Ok, um, bye Mary.
Mary Tannenbaum - Happy Bye forever! I mean, bye now!
Ned - Thinking Well, I guess I'm stuck in the big city on my own.
Ned - Shocked Oh my gosh, everything is so expensive, $8 for water...scaffolding everywhere, so many workers on strike...must find safe place to hide.
Ned - Happy Ooh, an M&M store filled with M&Ms!
Quest reward: Cash200 and XP20

Behind the Laughter[edit]

The quest name is a reference to the romantic comedy film When Harry Met Sally...