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Nuts to That is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Holiday Whodunnit content update. It requires the Nutcracker to be obtained.
Dialogue[edit]
| After tapping on the Nutcracker's exclamation mark
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It's just a costume. There's no way you can actually crack nuts with it.
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Yeah, I'm with Lenny. It's not like you're a real nutcracker.
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Real or not, I am a method actor. I seek to embody my character whenever possible.
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I'll bet your tab tonight that you can't crack one of these walnuts.
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Why do you care, Moe? You afraid he's gonna ruin your nuts scam?
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The bar code says I have to put out nuts. It doesn't say what kind of nuts. It's not my fault you guys can't crack 'em.
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Well, if this guy can crack these, then I'm eating my weight in walnuts tonight.
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Enough banter. You have a wager, Moe.
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Task: "Make Nutcracker Try to Crack a Walnut". The job takes 4 hours.
If Moe is owned: Task: "Make Moe Watch Nervously". The job takes place at Moe's Tavern and takes 4 hours.
If Lenny is owned: Task: "Make Lenny Cheer Him On". The job takes place at Moe's Tavern, Moe's Express, O'Flanagan's Pub, The Gridiron, Barra, Beer -N- Brawl, Lotto 'N' Liquor, The Boiled Potato, CBGB, Darby O'Guzzlin's, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
If Carl is owned: Task: "Make Carl Cheer Him On". The job takes place at Moe's Tavern, Moe's Express, O'Flanagan's Pub, The Gridiron, Barra, Beer -N- Brawl, Lotto 'N' Liquor, The Boiled Potato, CBGB, Darby O'Guzzlin's, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
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Ha! I knew it! You're paying double tonight.
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I've been hoodwinked!
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I didn't wink no hoods. You lost the bet fair and square.
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Not by you, by the maker of this costume. I was told it could crack nuts.
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You gonna get a refund?
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And abandon my role? Nuts to that!
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You were drunk and can't remember where you bought it, huh?
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That's beside the point!
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Quest reward:  100 and  10
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| After tapping on the Nutcracker's exclamation mark
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I've been told you're the one in town to go to when you need some engineering done.
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You were told right. Looking for a personal space laser? Maybe a mind-control device? A shrink ray?
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I need this nutcracker costume to actually crack nuts.
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Hmm. A bit pedestrian by my standards. Can I at least use lasers?
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Uh, sure.
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If Professor Frink is owned: Task: "Make Frink Design the Nutcracker 9000". The job takes place at Frink's Lab and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Nutcracker Test the Nutcracker 9000". The job takes 4 hours.
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*coughs* I wanted it to crack the nuts, not vaporize them.
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The shell was destroyed. It fully meets the client specifications.
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Can you design something that will crack open a nutshell but leave it mostly intact?
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Classic scope creep. You wanna move the goalpost, I'm doubling my fee.
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I have to pay for this?
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on the Nutcracker's exclamation mark
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So you want me to grant a miracle so that your costume can crack nuts?
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No, no. Not looking for any miracles.
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I mean, it's not as nuts as some of the requests I get. See what I did there?
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Yes Jesus, you're hilarious. But I'm not here for your comedy stylings, or a miracle. I was hoping to avail myself of your carpentry skills.
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Oh, sure. It's nice to be asked to do something besides turning water into beer.
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So you'll do it? I need you to upgrade the costume so it'll crack nuts.
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Sure, I'll take a crack at it.
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Ha.
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You know, you don't have to laugh if you don't think my jokes are funny.
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You won't smite me?
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No, that's more my dad's speed.
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If Jesus Christ is owned: Task: "Make Jesus Attempt Carpentry". The job takes place at Jesus' Carpentry Shop, Bethlehem Inn, The Actual North Pole, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Nutcracker Test Jesus' Handiwork". The job takes 4 hours.
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Well, that was a bust. I thought you were a carpenter!
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I haven't done carpentry in two thousand years. I've been a little busy with the whole "dying for humanity's sins" thing.
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This sucks. I'll never amount to anything as an actor if I can't even embody this one role.
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Whatever, you owe me thirty bucks.
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I have to pay for this, too?!
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Consider it a tithe. You can write it off on your taxes, for...some reason.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on the Nutcracker's exclamation mark
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Hello, Santa. I'd like to turn in my resignation.
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Oh? Why?
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I just don't feel like I'm truly embodying the character. I can't even crack nuts.
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Well, if you're not happy playing the Nutcracker, I guess you should find something more suited to you.
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Oh, but I do enjoy it very much! Except for the times when people hit me in the groin to make a stupid pun.
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And do you not see all of the faces light up when you march into a room?
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It's hard to see out of the mouth hole.
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I think you should stay. The nutcracker may have started out as a tool, but he quickly became a symbol of Christmas that brings joy to millions, and you certainly do embody that spirit.
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Wow, you made me feel better just like a parent is supposed to.
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They don't call me Father Christmas for nothing.
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Task: "Make Nutcracker Tear Up His Resignation". The job takes place at The Actual North Pole and takes 4 hours.
If Santa Claus is owned: Task: "Make Santa Be Proud". The job takes place at The Actual North Pole or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
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So, if you're Father Christmas, why don't I get an allowance?
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You do my boy; it's called a paycheck.
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It was worth a shot.
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| Quest reward: 200 and 20
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