A Singing, Dancing Machine

"A Singing, Dancing Machine"

Song Information Singers: Dan Castellaneta Julie Kavner Yeardley Smith Nancy Cartwright Characters: Homer Simpson Marge Simpson Lisa Simpson Bart Simpson Length: 0:40 Writer(s): Music: Alf Clausen Lyrics: Steve O'Donnell Album: Go Simpsonic with The Simpsons Appearance(s): "All Singing, All Dancing"

A Singing, Dancing Machine is a song sung by Homer, Marge, Bart and Lisa.

Lyrics

Homer:

Oh, why did they have to screw up a perfectly serviceable wagon story with all that fruity singing?

Marge:

I thought it was toe-tappin' fun.

Homer:

Singing is the lowest form of communication.

Marge:

Homer, you sing all the time.

Homer:

No, I don't. I hate to rhyme.

Lisa:

You like musicals, don't you, Dad?

Homer:

No, I don't. I think they're bad.

They're fake and phony,

And totally wrong.

Bart:

Wake up, Dad,

You're singing a song!

Homer:

I wouldn't! I couldn't!

I hate that stuff!

Marge:

Now, Homer, listen,

I've had enough.

In our family videos,

We have plainly seen,

You're a singing dancing,

Entertainment machine!

Behind the Laughter

It is part of the "All Singing, All Dancing (Medley)" track of the album Go Simpsonic with The Simpsons.

Appearances

• Episode – "All Singing, All Dancing"
• Album – Go Simpsonic with The Simpsons

Go Simpsonic with The Simpsons
The Simpsons Main Title (:49 Version) • Lisa's Sax (Medley) (Those Were the Days • The WB's Proud To Present Theme) • All Singing, All Dancing (Medley) (Gonna Paint Our Wagon Theme & Reprise • A Singing, Dancing Entertainment Machine) • We Put the Spring in Springfield • Simpsoncalifragilisticexpiala(Annoyed Grunt)cious (Medley) (Turkey in the Straw/Minimum Wage Nanny) • Cut Every Corner • A Boozehound Named Barney • Happy Just the Way We Are • "Simpsoncalifragilisticexpiala(Annoyed Grunt)cious" End Credits Suite • Cash and Cary • Meet the Flintstones • Underwater Wonderland • Happy Birthday, Mr. Burns • The Field of Excellence • The Itchy & Scratchy & Poochie Show Theme • Poochie Rap Song • The City of New York vs. Homer Simpson (Medley) (No Regards/You're Checkin' In) • Quimby Campaign Commercial • The Simpsons End Credits Theme • Trash of the Titans (Medley) (Before The Garbage, Man!/The Garbageman) • Canyonero • Everyone Loves Ned Flanders • Scorpio End Credits • Chief Wiggum, P.I. Main Title • The Love-Matic Grampa Main Title • The Simpsons Spin-Off Showcase (Medley) (The Simpson Family Smile-Time Variety Hour Opening Theme & Reprise/Candy Medley) • The Ballad of Jebediah Springfield • In Marge We Trust (Medley) (Klang and Koto/"Mr. Sparkle" Theme & Logo) • Krusty the Clown Main Title • Cape Feare (Medley) (Any Last Requests?/H.M.S. Pinafore/Bart's Holding the Buttercup/Bart and Bob Bop and Bounce/The Act Is Up) • Mr. Plow • Plow King • Kamp Krusty Theme Song • The Simpsons End Credits Theme (Jazz Quartet Version) • Union Strike Folk Song (Parts 1 & 2) • Rappin' Ronnie Reagan • Cletus, the Slack-Jawed Yokel! • Ya Hoo Main Title • The Land of Chocolate • Skinner & the Superintendent Theme • Presidents' Song • The Star Spangled Banner • Talkin' Softball • Like Father, Like Clown (Medley) (A Warm Round/Oh, My Papa/A Love Thing) • Blessed Be the Guy That Bonds • You're Gonna Like Me (The Gabbo Song) • Can I Borrow a Feeling? • The Simpsons End Credits Theme (Phillip Glass Homage) • We Love To Smoke • Apu in "The Jolly Bengali" Theme • The Garbageman (Long Demo Version) • Señor Burns (Long Version) • Happy Birthday, Mr. Smithers