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101 Mitigations/Quotes

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Season 30 Episode Quotes
653 "The Clown Stays in the Picture"
654
"101 Mitigations"
"I Want You (She's So Heavy)" 655


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Homer: Your Honor, I'm scared. Okay, I screwed up. If you'll permit, may I read a speech in my defense?
Judge Snyder: Did your daughter write it?
Homer: Absolutely not. Sir, if an opportunity came along to give your kids a memory they'll never forget, wouldn't you hop in the driver's seat? A golden day with their dad. What could be more innocent? All I know is that as that gas gauge read empty, our hearts were full. Full of love. Love of what our country does best: build cars 60 years ago!
Judge Snyder: I'm a judge. But I'm also a father. A father whose ex-wife only lets him see the kids on summers and Christmas. I don't need you to rub it in. I find the defendant guilty.
Homer: Your Honor, I'm not the one on trial here.
Judge Snyder: Yes, you are.
Lisa: "Hire a lawyer," I said. "Waste of money," he said.
Sideshow Mel: This is what I spend my time in courtroom audiences for. This is my Starbucks.

Marge: Maybe I can make peace with Comic Book Guy.
Lisa: Do you think so? He's an angry man. His favorite thing is Star Wars, and he hates Star Wars.
Marge: I'll talk to him.
Homer: Careful, Marge. He's a lazy, overweight slob. Don't fall in love with him.

Season 30 Quotes
Bart's Not Dead Heartbreak Hotel My Way or the Highway to Heaven Treehouse of Horror XXIX Baby You Can't Drive My Car From Russia Without Love Werking Mom Krusty the Clown Daddicus Finch 'Tis the 30th Season Mad About the Toy The Girl on the Bus I'm Dancing as Fat as I Can The Clown Stays in the Picture 101 Mitigations I Want You (She's So Heavy) E My Sports Bart vs. Itchy & Scratchy Girl's in the Band I'm Just a Girl Who Can't Say D'oh D'oh Canada Woo-Hoo Dunnit? Crystal Blue-Haired Persuasion