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The Girl on the Bus/Quotes

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Season 30 Episode Quotes
650 "Mad About the Toy"
651
"The Girl on the Bus"
"I'm Dancing as Fat as I Can" 652

Lisa: Wait a minute... this is gonna end badly, isn't it?
Sam: That's just what I was thinking.
Lisa: We have so much in common.

Lisa: Okay, that's it. I've been piling lie upon lie like a bad French farce. [French accent] So what is one more? [French chuckle] Wah, wah, waah.

Ralph: You were sleeping like teacher.
Lisa: Oh, Ralph. I'm deceiving all the people I love, and it's so exciting.
Ralph: Lies are like stars... they always come out.
Lisa: Oh, my God, that's really profound.
Ralph: I have five face holes.

Lisa: I'm sorry, I didn't want to hurt you guys, I really didn't, but once I started lying, I just couldn't stop. It's like an addiction.
Homer: [drinks a Duff Beer] I have no idea what that's like. [drinks another Duff Beer]

Homer: Lisa, I understand that this family isn't perfect. Your mom has her flaws, but there are a lot of people who really like her.
Lisa: Mom's not the problem.
Homer: [Gasps Softly] So, it's Maggie. I know she can't speak. She's just a little S-L-O.
Marge: It's all of us, Homer. She's embarrassed by all of us.

Season 30 Quotes
Bart's Not Dead Heartbreak Hotel My Way or the Highway to Heaven Treehouse of Horror XXIX Baby You Can't Drive My Car From Russia Without Love Werking Mom Krusty the Clown Daddicus Finch 'Tis the 30th Season Mad About the Toy The Girl on the Bus I'm Dancing as Fat as I Can The Clown Stays in the Picture 101 Mitigations I Want You (She's So Heavy) E My Sports Bart vs. Itchy & Scratchy Girl's in the Band I'm Just a Girl Who Can't Say D'oh D'oh Canada Woo-hoo Dunnit? Crystal Blue-Haired Persuasion