D'oh Canada/Quotes

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Season 30 Episode Quotes

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Homer: We're heading to the one place that can never decline, because it was never that great. Upstate New York!

Dr. Chang: You're in Canada now, where your health care is free!

Lisa: Free health care. Why can't America do that?

Homer: She's delirious, Doc. America can't pay for health care and give corporations the tax breaks they so desperately need.

Canadian policeman: Lisa, as you're clearly a victim of political persecution who fears for her life, I must keep you in Canada where you'll be safe and assigned your own hockey team.

Lisa: Please not Ottawa, please not Ottawa.

Canadian policeman: Yeah, I'm, I'm so sorry.

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