I'm Dancing as Fat as I Can/Quotes
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"I'm Dancing as Fat as I Can"
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- Krusty: Nobody's watching my show. What with the downloading and the streaming, and the fact that everything else is better. Now, you're my writers!
- Writer 1: You pay us like interns.
- Writer 2: And I'm your niece.
- Krusty: Hey-hey.
- Writer 2: Hey-hey.
- Krusty: Now I want ideas.
- Writer 2: Why don't we do another live special?
- Krusty: What? I can't remember lines. At my last wedding I wrote "I do" on the rabbi's forehead.
- Writer 1: You could hide a golden ticket in some candy like Willy Wonka.
- Krusty: The only children allowed in my factory are the ones that work there.
- Writer 3: How about we have a contest? Some lucky kid gets to run around a Krusty store for five whole minutes and take all the toys they want.
- Krusty: It inspires buying, it's easy to promote, and it's the third thing someone pitched. I'm sold!
- Homer: Let's see what else Netflix has to offer. [reads] Because you watched an '80s show featuring a monster... Alf, Roseanne, Moonlighting, The Cosby Show. They're all too scary.
- Homer: Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned.
- Rev. Lovejoy: My son, what are your sins? Aside from thinking our church has confession.
- Homer: I watched a binge-worthy TV show without my wife.
- Rev. Lovejoy: Was it The Crown? Don't tell me how it ends.
- Homer: Doesn't she become queen?
- Rev. Lovejoy: Oh, go to Hell.
- Homer: Aw, what am I gonna do? I don't know what she wants!
- Ted Sarandos: Homer, sorry to blow my own horn. [Horn Plays Fanfare] but Netflix knows your wife better than you do. Do you know what she watches incessantly when you're not around?
- Homer: [shows a "Homer's vital signs" monitor] Usually this thing.
- Ted Sarandos: Dance shows! She loves 'em! Want to win her back? Learn to dance, my puppet.
- Homer: Hmm. I have disappointed Marge with my dancing in the past.
