I Want You (She's So Heavy)/Quotes

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Marge: Yes, I want to learn kite-surfing.
Nigel: Kite-surfing's a simple sport. All you need is the wind and the waves. And a spreader-bar, bindings, impact vest, chicken loop, donkey stick, squirrel clip, and, of course, parking pass.
Chief Wiggum: Yeah, ruining people's day at the beach. We are worse than sand in a hot dog, eh, Lou?
Lou: You know there's a double murder downtown?
Chief Wiggum: Well, now it's a triple, 'cause you just killed my day.

Lisa: So, Mom is kite-surfing while Dad is eating three desserts.
Grampa: Oh, your grandma and I had our differences, but we stopped arguing when she disappeared for three decades.

Homer: [talking with Wallace] Oh, it's so nice to get an evening out just with you. Can I get you a baby chair? No? You're good?
Luigi: Homer's-a talking to nobody. The Cat Lady is eating with cats. Ralph is in-a the lobster tank?
Ralph: I'm expensive.

Season 30 Quotes
Bart's Not Dead • Heartbreak Hotel • My Way or the Highway to Heaven • Treehouse of Horror XXIX • Baby You Can't Drive My Car • From Russia Without Love • Werking Mom • Krusty the Clown • Daddicus Finch • 'Tis the 30th Season • Mad About the Toy • The Girl on the Bus • I'm Dancing as Fat as I Can • The Clown Stays in the Picture • 101 Mitigations • I Want You (She's So Heavy) • E My Sports • Bart vs. Itchy & Scratchy • Girl's in the Band • I'm Just a Girl Who Can't Say D'oh • D'oh Canada • Woo-Hoo Dunnit? • Crystal Blue-Haired Persuasion