Woo-Hoo Dunnit?/Quotes

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	Season 30 Episode Quotes
← 660 "D'oh Canada"	661 "Woo-Hoo Dunnit?"	"Crystal Blue-Haired Persuasion" 662 →

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Chief Wiggum: You try not to dwell on your innumerable failures, instead you stare out to sea and try to look like you're thinking deep thoughts.

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911 Operator: Dispatch. State the nature of your emergency.

Lisa: There's been a robbery! Send help! Evergreen Terrace.

911 Operator: It wouldn't hurt you to say "please."

Lisa: It's an emergency! You don't have to say "please."

911 Operator: Sounds like what's been stolen are your manners.

Lisa: Please!

911 Operator: Help is on the way. You're welcome.

Lisa: Can I get your name, please? And your supervisor? If I may?

911 Operator: Help is no longer on the way.

Lisa: Jerk.

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Bart's Not Dead • Heartbreak Hotel • My Way or the Highway to Heaven • Treehouse of Horror XXIX • Baby You Can't Drive My Car • From Russia Without Love • Werking Mom • Krusty the Clown • Daddicus Finch • 'Tis the 30th Season • Mad About the Toy • The Girl on the Bus • I'm Dancing as Fat as I Can • The Clown Stays in the Picture • 101 Mitigations • I Want You (She's So Heavy) • E My Sports • Bart vs. Itchy & Scratchy • Girl's in the Band • I'm Just a Girl Who Can't Say D'oh • D'oh Canada • Woo-Hoo Dunnit? • Crystal Blue-Haired Persuasion