Woo-Hoo Dunnit?/Quotes
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- Chief Wiggum: You try not to dwell on your innumerable failures, instead you stare out to sea and try to look like you're thinking deep thoughts.
- 911 Operator: Dispatch. State the nature of your emergency.
- Lisa: There's been a robbery! Send help! Evergreen Terrace.
- 911 Operator: It wouldn't hurt you to say "please."
- Lisa: It's an emergency! You don't have to say "please."
- 911 Operator: Sounds like what's been stolen are your manners.
- Lisa: Please!
- 911 Operator: Help is on the way. You're welcome.
- Lisa: Can I get your name, please? And your supervisor? If I may?
- 911 Operator: Help is no longer on the way.
- Lisa: Jerk.
- Officer Lou: }So we were back at square one. It was not your typical break‐in. No sign of forced entry. I mean, the dog didn't even bark.
- Chief Wiggum scratches Santa's Little Helper's tummy.
- Chief Wiggum: Somebody knew exactly where to rub him. The tummy.
- Dateline: Springfield narrator:} A police reenactment confirmed the Chief's theory.
- Officer Lou scratches Chief Wiggum's tummy like a dog.
- Chief Wiggum: [MOANS] Oh, oh, God, that's great. Oh, there's no way I'm barking. Oh, Lou, you got to teach my wife to do this.
- Homer: Whew, what a relief. So who did do it?
- Lisa: It was obviously Bart. It's always Bart.
- Bart: Hey, nothing is my fault 'cause Dad raised me so rotten.
- Homer: Well, nothing is my fault 'cause my dad raised me so rotten.
- Grampa: Don't blame me. It was a race out the door and your mother won.
