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| − | + | {{qf|TV Announcer}} The following is a public service announcement. Excessive alcohol consumption can cause liver damage and cancer of the rectum. | |
| + | {{qf|[[Homer]]}} Mmm... beer. | ||
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| − | ''' | + | {{qf|[[Lou]]}} That sounded like an explosion at the old Simpson place. |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Chief Wiggum]]}} Forget it, that's two blocks away. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Lou}} Looks like there's beer coming out of the chimney! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Wiggum}} ''[gets up, exits]'' I am proceeding on foot – call in a code 8. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Lou}} We need pretzels; repeat, pretzels. | |
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| − | + | {{qf|[[Moe]]}} I brought you a little present. ''[gives Homer a can of beer]'' | |
| + | {{qf|Homer}} No. Beer bring pain. | ||
| + | {{qf|[[Barney]]}} I can't stand to see him like this. ''[Shoves a pillow in Homer's face. He than lifts up a water fountain, throws it at a window, jumps out and runs away]'' | ||
| + | {{qf|Moe}} He really needs a girlfriend. | ||
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| + | {{qf|Homer}} Oh Marge. What if I wind up as some vegetable watching TV on the couch. My important work will never be completed. | ||
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| + | {{qf|[[Bart]]}} You're going down, Homer. I'm gonna fool you! | ||
| + | {{qf|Homer}} You talk better than you fool. | ||
| + | {{qf|Bart}} I'll fool you up real nice. | ||
| + | {{qf|Homer}} You couldn't fool your mother on the foolingest day of your life if you had an electrified fooling machine. | ||
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| − | ''' | + | {{qf|[[Dr. Hibbert]]}} Mrs. Simpson, I'm afraid your husband is dead. ''[laughs]'' April Fools. He's very much alive, although I'm afraid he may never walk again. |
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| − | + | {{qf|[[Grampa]]}} Poor Homer. This world was never meant for one as beautiful as you. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} ''[gargles]'' Rrraaahhh ... | |
| − | ''' | + | {{qf|Grampa}} ''Ah!'' Kill it! ''Kill it''! |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Marge]]}} Grampa, please, he's in a coma. | |
| − | ''' | + | {{qf|Grampa}} Coma? Pfffft. Why, I go in and out of comas all the – ''[falls asleep]'' ''[wakes up]'' French toast, please. |
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| − | + | {{qf|Lisa}} Is a coma painful? | |
| + | {{qf|Grampa}} Oh, heck no. You relive long lost summers, kiss girls from high school. It's like one of those TV shows where they show a bunch of clips from old episodes. | ||
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| − | ''' | + | {{qf|[[Mr. Burns]]}} ''[bursts thru the ward]'' This man is costing my health plan $5000 a day! I demand that he die with dignity. ''[he plugs the plug]'' |
| − | + | {{qf|Dr. Hibbert}} Now, look, I'm the doctor here. | |
| − | ''' | + | {{qf|Mr. Burns}} Well, I demand a second opinion. |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Dr. Nick]]}} ''[pops in]'' Hi, everybody! | |
| − | ''' | + | {{qf|All}} Hi, Dr. Nick. ''[Nick pokes Homer's abdomen with a reflex hammer]'' |
| + | {{qf|Homer}} ''[squeaks]'' Mrth. | ||
| + | {{qf|Dr. Nick}} Oh dear, I see no signs of life. Just to be safe, we better pull the plug. | ||
| + | {{qf|Mr. Burns}} Yoink! | ||
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| − | + | {{qf|Marge}} You lost 5% of your brain. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} Me lose brain? Uh-oh! ''[Everyone including Homer laughs]'' Why I laugh? | |
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- TV Announcer: The following is a public service announcement. Excessive alcohol consumption can cause liver damage and cancer of the rectum.
- Homer: Mmm... beer.
- Lou: That sounded like an explosion at the old Simpson place.
- Chief Wiggum: Forget it, that's two blocks away.
- Lou: Looks like there's beer coming out of the chimney!
- Wiggum: [gets up, exits] I am proceeding on foot – call in a code 8.
- Lou: We need pretzels; repeat, pretzels.
- Moe: I brought you a little present. [gives Homer a can of beer]
- Homer: No. Beer bring pain.
- Barney: I can't stand to see him like this. [Shoves a pillow in Homer's face. He than lifts up a water fountain, throws it at a window, jumps out and runs away]
- Moe: He really needs a girlfriend.
- Homer: Oh Marge. What if I wind up as some vegetable watching TV on the couch. My important work will never be completed.
- Bart: You're going down, Homer. I'm gonna fool you!
- Homer: You talk better than you fool.
- Bart: I'll fool you up real nice.
- Homer: You couldn't fool your mother on the foolingest day of your life if you had an electrified fooling machine.
- Dr. Hibbert: Mrs. Simpson, I'm afraid your husband is dead. [laughs] April Fools. He's very much alive, although I'm afraid he may never walk again.
- Grampa: Poor Homer. This world was never meant for one as beautiful as you.
- Homer: [gargles] Rrraaahhh ...
- Grampa: Ah! Kill it! Kill it!
- Marge: Grampa, please, he's in a coma.
- Grampa: Coma? Pfffft. Why, I go in and out of comas all the – [falls asleep] [wakes up] French toast, please.
- Lisa: Is a coma painful?
- Grampa: Oh, heck no. You relive long lost summers, kiss girls from high school. It's like one of those TV shows where they show a bunch of clips from old episodes.
- Mr. Burns: [bursts thru the ward] This man is costing my health plan $5000 a day! I demand that he die with dignity. [he plugs the plug]
- Dr. Hibbert: Now, look, I'm the doctor here.
- Mr. Burns: Well, I demand a second opinion.
- Dr. Nick: [pops in] Hi, everybody!
- All: Hi, Dr. Nick. [Nick pokes Homer's abdomen with a reflex hammer]
- Homer: [squeaks] Mrth.
- Dr. Nick: Oh dear, I see no signs of life. Just to be safe, we better pull the plug.
- Mr. Burns: Yoink!
- Marge: You lost 5% of your brain.
- Homer: Me lose brain? Uh-oh! [Everyone including Homer laughs] Why I laugh?
