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Marge Gets a Job/Quotes

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Season 4 Episode Quotes
065 "Itchy & Scratchy: The Movie"
066
"Marge Gets a Job"
"New Kid on the Block" 067


Smithers: This resume is very impressive. Let me be the first to say "abibu gazini".
Marge: "What?"
Smithers: "Welcome aboard." I guess my Swahili's not as good as yours.

Marge: Last week, some Jehovah's Witnesses came to the door, and I wouldn't let them leave. They snuck away when I went into the kitchen to get more lemonade.

Lisa: "You'll be just like Marie and Pierre Curie."
Homer: "What'd they do?"
Lisa: "They discovered radium! Then they both died of radiation poisoning."

Mr. Burns: I want you to show this woman the time of her life.
Homer: Gotcha! Marge, we're getting some drive-thru, then we're doing it twice!

Marge: What do I do?
Smithers: Heh, heh, heh. Marge, please! According to your resume, you invented this machine!

Grampa: Good news, boy! I found a pharmacy that carries leeches! Well, it wasn't actually a pharmacy – more of a bait shop.
Bart: Look, Grampa, I'm fine! I don't really need any more home remedies.
Grampa: Oral thermometer, my eye! Think warm thoughts, boy, cos this is mighty cold.
Bart: AAAAAAGGHH ...!

[Las Vegas. Tom Jones has finished a concert when he is met backstage by Smithers.]
Smithers: Tom Jones?
Tom Jones: Yes?
Smithers: I was wandering if you'd be interested in performing at a private party.
Tom Jones: Sorry, mate, I do not do private parties.
Smithers: Well, then maybe you will respond to what is in this briefcase. [emits green cloud]
Tom Jones: Alright, but I don't see ... [cough, collapses]
Smithers: Pleasant dreams, Mr. Jones.
Season 4 Quotes
Kamp Krusty A Streetcar Named Marge Homer the Heretic Lisa the Beauty Queen Treehouse of Horror III Itchy & Scratchy: The Movie Marge Gets a Job New Kid on the Block Mr. Plow Lisa's First Word Homer's Triple Bypass Marge vs. the Monorail Selma's Choice Brother from the Same Planet I Love Lisa Duffless Last Exit to Springfield So It's Come to This: A Simpsons Clip Show The Front Whacking Day Marge in Chains Krusty Gets Kancelled