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Lisa's First Word/Quotes

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Season 4 Episode Quotes
068 "Mr. Plow"
"Lisa's First Word"
"Homer's Triple Bypass" 070

Marge: Maggie, can you say ba-ba? Can you say Ma-ma?
Bart: Can you say "get bent"?
Marge: Bart!
Bart: Mister Rogers says it all the time.
Marge: He does not.
Homer: Maggie, can you say "daddy"? Dad-dy?
Marge: "Kit-ty"? "Kit-ty"?
Lisa: "Be-bop"? "Be-bop"?
Bart: "Shove it?" "Shove it?"
Maggie: [burps]
Homer: Did you hear that? She said "burlap."

Marge: According to Fretful Mother magazine, if Maggie doesn't talk by age one, we should consider a corrective tongue extender.

Marge: Well, this story begins in this unforgettable spring of 1983: Ms. Pac-Man struck a blow for women's rights... a young Joe Piscopo taught us how to laugh.

Marge: Guess what, Homie... There's going to be twice as much love in this house as there is now.
Homer: We're gonna start doin' it in the morning?
Marge: No.

Marge: I'm afraid we're going to need a bigger place.
Homer: No, we won't. I've got it all figured out. The baby can have Bart's crib and Bart can sleep with us until he's 21!
Marge: Won't that warp him?
Homer: My cousin Frank did it.
Marge: You don't have a cousin Frank.
Homer: He became Francine back in '76. Then he joined that cult. I think his name is Mother Shabubu, now.

Realty agent: Once you get used to the smell of melted hog fat, you'll wonder how you ever did without it.
Homer: Mmmm. Hog fat.

Homer: Dad, I have a problem.
Grampa: Why'd you come to me. I don't know nothing. I used to get by on my looks. Now they're gone -- withered away like an old piece of fruit. [sobs]
Homer: Are you done?
Grampa: No, not yet. I was voted the handsomest boy in Albany, New York.
Homer: Dad, I don't need advice, I need $15,000 to buy a home.
Grampa: Oh! Well, all I own is this house, that I built with my own two hands.
Homer: You didn't build this house. You won it on a crooked '50's game show!
Grampa: I ratted on everybody and got off scot free!

Homer: Dad, first you gave me life, now you've given me a home for my family. I'd be honored if you came to live with us.
Grampa: Thank you.
[in the present]
Bart: So, how long before you shipped Grampa off to the old folks home?
Homer: About three weeks.

Lisa: When are we going to get to my first word?
Homer: Your what-what?
Lisa: My first word.
Homer: Eh, you don't want to hear that story. I know! I'll tell you about the time I got locked in the bank vault with Mr. Mooney. It was another one of my hair-brained schemes.
Lisa: Dad!
Homer: Wait a minute. That was a "Lucy" show...

Marge: Bart, from now on, the baby sleeps in the crib.
Bart: Crib! Crib! I'm a baby!
Homer: All right, I know how to handle this. Just use a little reverse psychology. Let's go, Marge. Leave the baby with his little crib.

Bart: Can't sleep... Clown'll eat me... Can't sleep... Clown'll eat me...

Marge: Homie... I think the baby's coming.
Homer: Wow. A baby and a free burger. Could this be the best day of my life?
Announcer: Coming up next, an hour-long episode of Mama's Family.
Homer: Yes!

Rod Flanders: Oh boy! Liver!
Todd Flanders: Iron helps us play!

Dr. Hibbert: She has the reflexes of a young Mary Lou Retton. Have a wowwy-pop.
Bart: Can I have a lolly-pop?
Dr. Hibbert: Oh Bart, I'm afraid that was the last one. But I've got something even better for you -- a rubella inoculation.

Bart: I liked it when it was me, Mom and Homer. You wrecked everything. I'm leaving. Goodbye.
Lisa: Bart.
Bart: What did you say?
Lisa: Bart!
Bart: Sufferin' succotash! You can talk!
[takes Lisa downstairs]
Bart: Mom, Dad, she can talk! Say it again, Lis.
Lisa: Bart. Bart Bart Bart Bart Bart.
Bart: I'm her first word!

Marge: Lisa, can you say "Mommy"?
Lisa: Mommy.
Bart: Can you say "David Hasselhoff"?
Lisa: Davah Hassahoff.
Homer: Can you say "Daddy"?
Lisa: Homer.
Homer: No, sweetie. "Daddy."
Lisa: [pauses] Homer.

Homer: Y'know, Maggie, the sooner kids talk, the sooner they talk back. I hope you never say a word.
Maggie: Daddy.
Season 4 Quotes
Kamp Krusty A Streetcar Named Marge Homer the Heretic Lisa the Beauty Queen Treehouse of Horror III Itchy & Scratchy: The Movie Marge Gets a Job New Kid on the Block Mr. Plow Lisa's First Word Homer's Triple Bypass Marge vs. the Monorail Selma's Choice Brother from the Same Planet I Love Lisa Duffless Last Exit to Springfield So It's Come to This: A Simpsons Clip Show The Front Whacking Day Marge in Chains Krusty Gets Kancelled