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This is a list of the Itchy and Scratchy cartoons shown on The Simpsons. There are currently 72 of them.

100-Yard Gash

Main article: 100-Yard Gash

500-Yard Gash

Main article: 500-Yard Gash

500 Easy Pieces

Title pun: Five Easy Pieces

Simpsons Episode: Butterfinger commercial.

This is an ad for Butterfinger. Itchy puts the stethoscope in Scratchy's ear, then chomps on the Butterfinger and Scratchy shatters into pieces

A Briss Before Dying

Main article: A Briss Before Dying

Aah! Wilderness!

Main article: Aah! Wilderness!

The Battle of Slaughter-Loo

Main article: The Battle of Slaughter-Loo

Bang the Cat Slowly

Main article: Bang the Cat Slowly

The Beagle Has Landed

Main article: The Beagle Has Landed

Bleeder of the Pack

Main article: Bleeder of the Pack

The Buck Chops Here

Main article: The Buck Chops Here

Burning Down the Mouse

Main article: Burning Down the Mouse

Burning Love

Main article: Burning Love

Butter Off Dead

Main article: Butter Off Dead

Candle in the Wound

Title Pun: Candle in the Wind
Simpsons Episode: Treehouse of Horror IX

Synopsis: See here.

Cat Splat Fever

Main article: Cat Splat Fever

Circus of the Scars

Main article: Circus of the Scars

Come Flay with Me

Main article: Come Flay with Me

Dazed And Contused

Main article: Dazed and Contused

Deaf Comedy Blam!

Main article: Deaf Comedy Blam!

Esophagus Now

Main article: Esophagus Now

Field of Screams

Main article: Field of Screams

Flay Me To The Moon

Main article: Flay Me To The Moon

Foster Pussycat! Kill! Kill!

Main article: Foster Pussycat! Kill! Kill!

Four Funerals and a Wedding

Main article: Four Funerals and a Wedding

From Here To Infirmity

Main article: From Here To Infirmity

Germs of Endearment

Main article: Germs of Endearment

The Glass Moan-agerie

Main article: The Glass Moan-agerie

Good Cats, Bad Choices

Main article: Good Cats, Bad Choices

House of Pain (also called "This Old Mouse")

Title Pun: House of Pain / This Old House
Simpsons Episode: Burns Verkaufen der Kraftwerk

Synopis.Scratchy is tied up in the wodd collum while Itchy impales and kills Scratchy with a nail and hanging a picture of themselves

Hold that Feline

Main article: Hold that Feline

I'm Getting Buried in the Morning

Title Pun: I'm getting married in the morning, first line of Get Me to the Church on Time from My Fair Lady
Simpsons Episode: Bart's Friend Falls in Love

Itchy & Scratchy meet Fritz the Cat

Main article: Itchy & Scratchy meet Fritz the Cat

Itchy & Scratchy Movie Trailer

Simpsons Episode: Itchy & Scratchy: The Movie

Synopsis: Is the promotional trailer for "The Itchy and Scratchy Movie" (Movie plot, see below) Itchy shaves Scratchy fur off, scribbles his face with a marker and blows his brain out. Also shown some "scenes" from the movie: Itchy has Scratchy tied to a log on a conveyor belt, moving toward a circlar saw; and Itchy dress up some dynamite as a "female cat", who Scratchy falls in love with. at the end of the trailer, a voiceover says: " Fifty-three percent new footage"

Kitchen Kut-Ups

Main article: Kitchen Kut-Ups

Kitty-Kill Condition

Main article: Kitty-Kill Condition

Kitty Kitty Bang Bang

Main article: Kitty Kitty Bang Bang

Last Traction Hero

Main article: Last Traction Hero

Let them Eat Scratchy

Main article: Let them Eat Scratchy

Little Barbershop of Horrors

Main article: Little Barbershop of Horrors

Manhattan Madness

Main article: Manhattan Madness

Messenger of Death

Main article: Messenger of Death

Moo Goo Gai Pain

Main article: Moo Goo Gai Pain

My Bloody Valentine

Main article: My Bloody Valentine

My Dinner With Itchy

Title Pun: My Dinner With Andre
Simpsons Episode: Homer Defined

Synopsis: Itchy and Scratchy are dining at a fine restaurant and are about to drink wine. However, Scratchy decides to drink the wine first thus figuring out that Itchy actually gave him carbonic acid. After noticing his lower body is nothing but his own skeleton, Itchy throws his 'wine' into Scratchy's eyes. Screaming in pain, Scratchy runs into the street where he is run over by a streetcar.

Nazi Supermen are our Superiors

Synopsis: This episode was only referenced at in the episode Itchy & Scratchy Land. While we don't know for sure if it is an I&S cartoon, we do know that Roger Meyers Sr. produced it in 1938, and was the one exception to his being "beloved by the world."

O Solo Meow

Title Pun: 'O Sole Mio
Simpsons Episode: When Flanders Failed

Synopsis: Scratchy is at an Italian type restaurant, Itchy serves Scratchy spaghetti with a bomb. Scratchy eats the food, and while swallowing, he notices the fuse. Panicking, Scratchy runs out, hits his head to the door frame, and is beheaded. Rest of his body runs out and explodes.

Par for the Corpse

Title Pun(s): Par for the Corps, Par for the Course
Simpsons Episode: Blame it on Lisa

Synopsis: Itchy and Scratchy play golf. Itchy uses Scratchy's head as the golf ball and Scratchy's head reaches the moon.

Pinitchio

Title Pun: Pinnocchio
Simpsons Episode: Itchy and Scratchy Land

Synopsis: Scratchy, a woodworker, has just finished making a wooden doll that looks just like Itchy. Scratchy says "Now you be-a good, Pinitchio, and don't-a you lie!". Then Pinitchio says "I promise I will never hurt you." Then instantaneously, Pinitchio's wooden nose grows several feet, its razor-sharp point impaling Scratchy's head. Scratchy screams, "OUCH-A!"

Planet of the Aches

Title Pun: Planet of the Apes
Simpsons Episode: Bart of Darkness

Synoposis: A season finale episode of The Itchy and Scratchy Show featured on the season finale of the Krusty The Klown Show. The plot involves Itchy placing Scratchy behind a cinderblock wall, and sealing him in there for 3,000 years. Three millenniums later, futuristic Itchy-like mice (with bulging heads due to their excessively large brains) open up the wall with lasers. They come to find Scratchy, who has lost much of his weight, grew a beard, and is close to death. The mice nurse helps Scratchy back to health, dress him, and groom him with their telekinetic powers. Lastly, he is taken to a large Flavian-esque amphitheater where all the mice smile delinquently. They then use their telekinetic powers to launch blades and knives at Scratchy, ultimately dismembering and disemboweling him as the audience applauds.

After the cartoon ended, Krusty The Klown announced that he would be leaving for the remainder of the summer, and that episodes of Klassic Krusty would follow.

Porch Pals

The new version of Itchy and Scratchy as edited by Marge.

Main article: Porch Pals

Remembrance of Things Slashed

Title Pun: Remembrance of Things Past
Simpsons Episode: "The Day the Violence Died"

Synopsis: Itchy is upset after reading the newspaper saying that Scratchy has died of an illness. Scratchy comes back as a ghost to haunt Itchy. Itchy tries to stab Scratchy but the knife goes through him. Itchy then sucks him up with a vacuum cleaner and blows him out into the freezer. When Scratchy is frozen solid, Itchy chips the eyes out and uses them as ice cubes in his drink.

Reservoir Cats

Main article: Reservoir Cats

Scar Trek: The Next Laceration

Title Pun: Star Trek: The Next Generation
Simpsons Episode: Deep Space Homer

Synopsis: Scratchy is cruising in his spaceship. Itchy pops out of his stomach and tosses Scratchy into the airlock and hits the "Blow Hatch" button. Scratchy quickly dons his spacesuit before being blown out into space. Itchy then emerges from the ship in a space pod like that of 2001: A Space Odyssey and cuts Scratchy in half using Saturn's rings (which act as a sawblade), then removes Scratchy's space helmet, causing Scratchy's head to inflate. Itchy then punctures Scratchy's inflated eye with a pin, causing blood to splatter everything in the scene. A warning appears after the cartoon, announcing : This cartoon contained scenes of extreme violence and should not have been viewed by small children.

Scratchtasia

Main article: Scratchtasia

Screams From a Mall

Title Pun: Scenes from a Mall
Simpsons Episode: The Front

Synopsis: Scratchy is shopping at a mall. Itchy nails his feet to the escalator. Scratchy gets caught in the escalator and gets his fur torn off. Itchy sells Scratchy's fur at a fur shop. A rich couple buys Scratchy's fur and Scratchy takes his fur back. He leaves the mall, only to be beaten by animal rights activists for wearing fur.

Skinless in Seattle

Title Pun: Sleepless in Seattle
Simpsons Episode: Bart Sells His Soul

Synopsis: Scratchy is supposed to meet his lover at the Space Needle, but this is actually just one of Itchy's schemes to kill Scratchy. Itchy throws down a penny but it misses Scratchy, who is lovesick for his mystery lover and oblivious to Itchy's attempted murder. Miniature souvenir Space Needles also fail to kill Scratchy; instead they form an ironic heart shape around him. Visibly annoyed, Itchy then saws off the top half of the Space Needle, which hits Scratchy in the eye as he looks up. Scratchy runs around in agony with half the Space Needle stuck in his eyeball.

The Sound of Silencers

Title Pun: The Sound of Silence
Simpsons Episode: Bart the Murderer

Various suspect animals, including Scratchy are up on a wall. Itchy, as a policeman, is wondering who caused the crime. Obviously, he picks Scratchy and shoots him until he bleeds very badly. Itchy then pauses, and shoots him again writing "The End" on Scratchy's bloody body using his gun.

Spay Anything

Title Pun: Say Anything
Simpsons Episode: Cape Feare

Synopsis: Scratchy walks along Itchy's Cat Hospital and looks at a sign that says "We Pay Your Pet $75". The minute Scratchy enters the hospital, Itchy reveals the sign said "We Spay Your Pet $75"! Two bulldogs strap Scratchy to a table and Itchy turns on the spaying mechanism. To save himself, Scratchy has to use the fine maneuvers of James Bond to deactivate the spaying machine, only he uses his tongue to unplug the machine! Scratchy feels relieved, but Itchy plugs the machine in again and the laser slices Scratchy to pieces. In deleted scene shown in the DVD, Itchy sews Scratchy back together, then gives Scratchy the medical bill. After Scratchy sees the bill, he shoots himself.

Steamboat Itchy

Main article: Steamboat Itchy

Sundae Bloody Sundae

Title Pun: Sunday Bloody Sunday
Simpsons Episode: Oh Brother, Where Art Thou?

Synopsis: Itchy is working as a soda jerk. Scratchy comes along and orders a drink. Itchy puts Scratchy into a glass and blends him into a drink.

Tears Of A Clone

Title Pun: Tears of a Clown
Simpsons Episode: Little Big Mom

Synopsis: Scratchy has recently died, and mourners (including Poochie from "The Itchy and Scratchy and Poochie Show") visit his coffin at a funeral. Itchy is depressed and alcoholic without Scratchy, and he reminisces about all the times he killed him. He looks at a newspaper headline about a cloned sheep (Resembling Dolly the cloned Sheep) and he decides to make clones of Scratchy. He builds a cloning machine using a sample of Scratchy's blood from a meat cleaver to make Scratchy clones. As the clones come out from the machine, Itchy kills them all using various weapons. He can't keep up with the rate of the machine, similar to the famous I Love Lucy conveyor belt gag. After getting tired of killing Scratchy by hand, he builds a killing machine and puts it directly after the cloning machine. When the blood of the clones sprays out of the machine it spells "THE END" on the wall.

That Happy Cat

Simpsons Episode: Itchy and Scratchy: The Movie

Synopsis: The first Scratchy cartoon. Scratchy in a 20's style cartoon walks down the street whistling while wearing a hat. He stops and tips his hat forward, rocks backwards and forwards then continues walking. The cartoon was 14 seconds long and, needless to say, did very poorly.

To Kill a Talking Bird

Title Pun: To Kill a Mockingbird
Simpsons Episode: Jaws Wired Shut

Synopsis: This is a cinema notice. Itchy and Scratchy and the other animals in the theater's audience grow annoyed with a duck talking too loud on his cell phone. Itchy and Scratchy replace the duck's phone with dynamite, killing it. Then, Itchy removes Scratchy's intestines from his body to write "Please No Talking" on the screen.

The Un-Natural

Title Pun: The Natural
Simpsons Episode: I Don't Wanna Know Why the Caged Bird Sings

Synopsis: Scratchy strikes out and meets Itchy with steroids. Scratchy takes them and hits a very long home run. Scratchy then goes to court and testifies guilty. He gets too big and the whole court is destroyed. Scratchy falls and Abe Lincoln hits him with the Washington Monument.

According to Kent Brockman, this cartoon has won an Annie Award.

What's Nuked, Pussycat?

Title Pun: What's New Pussycat?
Simpsons Episode: Fraudcast News

In an episode written and directed by C. Montgomery Burns, Scratchy is protesting outside the Nuclear Power Plant, when Itchy spears him with a forklift truck, telling Scratchy about the benefits of nuclear power, such as generating energy for the local orphanage and hospital. When Scratchy suggests that Wind Power is cheap and safe, Itchy chops Scratchy's head off with the blades of a wind turbine. An eagle flies into shot, looking like Mr Burns (and voiced by Mr Burns), telling viewers that "Nuclear Power is your friend, and so is Monty Burns". Scratchy's head tells viewers to "vote Republican", with Itchy saying "God Bless America!", before adding "This cartoon was made in Korea."

Why Do Fools Fall in Lava?

Title Pun: Why Do Fools Fall in Love?
Simpsons Episode: The Itchy & Scratchy & Poochie Show

Synopsis: Scratchy pays Itchy for a bungee jump in the volcano, and Itchy cuts open Scratchy's belly and ties his intestines. Then he shoves in the volcano, and as soon as he is about to plunge in the lava, the intestines hold on. As Scratchy sighs with relief, Itchy fills his intestines with gasoline. Scratchy tries to hold the gasoline inside but he bursts and is reduced to cinders by the lava.

The Itchy & Scratchy Movie!

Simpsons Episodes: Itchy and Scratchy: The Movie & The Simpsons Movie

Synopsis:

The Itchy & Scratchy Movie: Only a short scene that runs very fast is shown: Scratchy is tied to a train track. Itchy tries to get into a train to over Scratchy, but must get a degree to ride first. The result? Itchy goes off to train-driving school, studies madly, passes, receives a degree, attends the achievement celebration, applies for a job and at last hops into the train. Scratchy quickly tries to untie himself, though does not manage in time and is run over. All that remains is Scrathy's severed arms still trying to untangle the rope.

Itchy and Scratchy 2: As astronauts, Itchy and Scratchy have landed on the moon. There, Itchy impales Scratchy several times with the flag they were going to plant on the surface and cracks his air helmet open, causing Scratchy to apparently die of deoxidation. Back on Earth, Itchy is praised as a hero for being the first mouse on the moon and inexplicably becomes President, with Hillary Clinton as Vice President. It has been made apparent that Scratchy died on his own and Itchy tried to save him. However, Itchy discovers that Scratchy is still alive and going to tell everyone the truth. After desperately thinking (in scenes that resemble John F. Kennedy during the Cuban Missile Crisis), Itchy decides to launch an "accidental" missile launch towards the moon. As Scratchy screams, all the missiles enter his mouth, save for one which reveals a small boot-like contraption inside it and kicks him, causing him to explode.

Unnamed Cartoons

Simpsons Episode: Whacking Day

Synopsis: In Black-and-white footage, Scratchy is led though a crowd à la Lee Harvey Oswald. Itchy leaps out and shoots Scratchy. We hear someone say “He’s got a gun!”.
Note:Guest Director Oliver Stone

Simpsons episode: Itchy and Scratchy: The Movie

Synopsis: In a World War II-era cartoon, Itchy and Scratchy pummel Adolf Hitler to a fine mess before turning on each other. President Franklin Roosevelt appears and kicks the remains of Hitler and Scratchy, while Itchy holds up a sign saying "save scrap iron".

Simpsons episode: The Girl Who Slept Too Little

Synopsis: Scratchy buys a ticket to see the musical Cats. After a few seconds at the boring show, Scratchy shoots himself. The audience member beside him gets covered in blood.

Simpsons Episode: Itchy and Scratchy and Marge

Synopsis: Itchy knocks Scratchy's eyes out with a mallet. Scratchy feels around for his eyes. Itchy produces two small bombs and gives them to Scratchy, who thinks they are his eyes. He puts them in his eye-sockets and goes to comb his hair. He sees the lighted bombs in the mirror he is using and then explodes.

Simpsons Episode: Itchy and Scratchy and Marge

Synopsis: Itchy is aiming a bow and arrow at Scratchy, who has an apple on his head. Itchy shoots the arrow and it hits the apple. As Scratchy feels relieved, the arrow is revealed to have pierced a tank of Carbonic Acid which falls on Scratchy, who is burned to the bones. He is then seen running and screaming in pain.

Simpsons Episode: You Kent Always Say What You Want

Synopsis: Scratchy is walking down the street and notices a lady cat made out of dynamite. He kisses her, and the lady cat explodes, blowing Scratchy into pieces. Itchy walks out of a shop and starts juggling Scratchy's body parts in front of an audience of animals.
Note:Because of large cutbacks at the network, the normal voice actors are fired, and Krusty dubs his voice over the cartoon, sounding very uninterested. He reckons that Itchy killed Scratchy because Scratchy was messing with his wife.

Simpsons Episode The Itchy & Scratchy & Poochie Show

Synopsis: Scratchy is part of an ice sculpture. Itchy starts sawing him with a chainsaw, when Poochie (With Homer Simpson's voice) shows to say something important. His mouth dosen't move while we can heard Roger Meyers Jr voice saying "My Planet needs me". The animation cell is lifted off the animation and the end of the episode a handwritten note says "Poochie died on his way home"