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| − | + | {{qf|[[Lisa]]}} Guess what, mom? I'm a cruciverbalist! | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Marge]]}} Oh, Lisa, another religion? You know, you'll just drop the whole thing at college when you get a Jewish boyfriend. | |
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| − | + | {{qf|[[Homer]]}} Marge, I'm going to a hardcore gay club and won't be home until three in the morning! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Marge}} Have fun! | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Lisa}} Dad, I know this is crazy, but did you plant a message to me in the New York Times crossword puzzle? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} Well, I had a little help from this guy. | |
| − | : | + | :''[Will Shortz and Merl Reagle appear]'' |
| − | + | {{qf|Lisa}} ''[gasps]'' New York Times crossword editor Will Shortz and master puzzle constructor Merl Reagle! | |
| − | + | {{qf|{{Ch|Merl Reagle}}}} I actually wrote that crossword. | |
| − | + | {{qf|{{Ch|Will Shortz}}}} And I edited it. Now get back to crosswording! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Merl Reagle}} ''[dejected]'' Yes, sir. | |
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| − | + | {{qf|[[Superintendent Chalmers]]}} I'm a bit of a crossword head myself. They help me relax after a day of having to deal with... Skinner! | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Principal Skinner]]}} You called? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Superintendent Chalmers}} Made reference. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Principal Skinner}} My mistake. | |
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:[After Lisa loses the crossword puzzle tournament] | :[After Lisa loses the crossword puzzle tournament] | ||
| − | + | {{qf|Lisa}} Oh, I blew it again. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} She blew it again! Woo-Hoo! | |
:[The bartender approaches Homer with a large tray of money] | :[The bartender approaches Homer with a large tray of money] | ||
| − | + | {{qf|Bartender}} ''[disdainfully]'' Here's your money, soaked in your daughter's tears. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} You know for a bartender-bookie, you're awfully judgmental. | |
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| + | {{qf|[[Apu]]}} Whoo, what is a four-letter word for "hero"? | ||
| + | {{qf|[[Moe Szyslak]]}} "Hero". | ||
| + | {{qf|Apu}} Yes, but I meant "Lisa". | ||
| + | {{qf|Crowd}} Lisa! Lisa! | ||
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- Lisa: Guess what, mom? I'm a cruciverbalist!
- Marge: Oh, Lisa, another religion? You know, you'll just drop the whole thing at college when you get a Jewish boyfriend.
- Homer: Marge, I'm going to a hardcore gay club and won't be home until three in the morning!
- Marge: Have fun!
- Lisa: Dad, I know this is crazy, but did you plant a message to me in the New York Times crossword puzzle?
- Homer: Well, I had a little help from this guy.
- [Will Shortz and Merl Reagle appear]
- Lisa: [gasps] New York Times crossword editor Will Shortz and master puzzle constructor Merl Reagle!
- Merl Reagle: I actually wrote that crossword.
- Will Shortz: And I edited it. Now get back to crosswording!
- Merl Reagle: [dejected] Yes, sir.
- Superintendent Chalmers: I'm a bit of a crossword head myself. They help me relax after a day of having to deal with... Skinner!
- Principal Skinner: You called?
- Superintendent Chalmers: Made reference.
- Principal Skinner: My mistake.
- [After Lisa loses the crossword puzzle tournament]
- Lisa: Oh, I blew it again.
- Homer: She blew it again! Woo-Hoo!
- [The bartender approaches Homer with a large tray of money]
- Bartender: [disdainfully] Here's your money, soaked in your daughter's tears.
- Homer: You know for a bartender-bookie, you're awfully judgmental.
- Apu: Whoo, what is a four-letter word for "hero"?
- Moe Szyslak: "Hero".
- Apu: Yes, but I meant "Lisa".
- Crowd: Lisa! Lisa!
