Jingle Bells

This article is about the version in "$pringfield (Or, How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Legalized Gambling)". For other versions, see Jingle Bells.

"Jingle Bells"

Song Information Singers: Robert Goulet Characters: Robert Goulet Length: Episode: 0:10 Album: 0:45 Writer(s): Original: James Lord Pierpont Parody lyrics: Bill Oakley and Josh Weinstein Album: Songs in the Key of Springfield Appearance(s): "$pringfield (Or, How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Legalized Gambling)"

"Jingle Bells" is a song sung by Robert Goulet, featuring speech from Bart Simpson, Milhouse, Nelson, Mr. Burns, and Waylon Smithers, Jr..

Lyrics

Episode version

Jingle bells, Batman smells,

Robin laid an egg.

Batmobile lost its wheel

And The Joker got away. Hey!

Album version

Robert Goulet:

Hi. You from the casino?

Bart Simpson:

I'm from a casino.

Robert Goulet:

Good enough. Let's go.

Waylon Smithers, Jr.:

I'm afraid Robert Goulet hasn't arrived yet, sir.

Mr. Burns:

Hmm. Very well. Begin the thawing of Jim Nabors.

Robert Goulet:

Are you sure this is the casino? I think I should call my manager.

Nelson Muntz:

Your manager says for you to shut up!

Robert Goulet:

Vera said that? Huh.

Robert Goulet:

Jingle bells Batman smells

Robin laid an egg

Batmobile lost its wheel

and The Joker got away, hey

Robert Goulet:

Thank you!

Thank you very much.

Milhouse:

Ow!

Robert Goulet:

Oh, I'm sorry, kid.

Trivia

• This version of "Jingle Bells" is similar to the sung by Bart in the episode, "Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire" from Season 1.

Behind the Laughter

It's the seventh track on the album Songs in the Key of Springfield.

Appearances

• Episode – "$pringfield (Or, How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Legalized Gambling)"
• Album – Songs in the Key of Springfield

Songs in the Key of Springfield
The Simpsons Main Title Theme (Extended Version) • We Do (The Stonecutters' Song) • Dancin' Homer (Medley) (Crosstown Bridge • Capitol City) • Homer & Apu (Medley) (Who Needs the Kwik-E-Mart? • Who Needs the Kwik-E-Mart? (Reprise)) • 'Round Springfield (Medley) (Bleeding Gums Blues • A Four-Headed King • There She Sits, Brokenhearted • Jazzman) • Oh, Streetcar! (The Musical) (White-Hot Grease Fires (Prologue) • Long Before the Superdome • New Orleans • I Thought My Life Would Be a Mardi Gras • I Am Just a Simple Paper Boy • Stella! • She Flies • The Kindness of Strangers) • Jingle Bells • $pringfield (Medley) (The Simpsons End Credits Theme (Big Band Vegas) • Gracie Films Logo) • "Itchy & Scratchy" Main Title Theme • "Itchy & Scratchy" End Credits Theme • "The Day the Violence Died (Medley)" (Not Jazz Chor, But Sad Chor • The Amendment Song) • Señor Burns • The Simpsons End Credits Theme ("Afro-Cuban" Version) • Your Wife Don't Understand You • Kamp Krusty (Medley) (South of the Border • Gracie Films Logo) • The Simpsons End Credits Theme ("Australian" Version) • The Simpsons End Credits Theme ("Hill Street Blues" Homage) • The Simpsons End Credits Theme ("It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World" Homage) • Treehouse of Horror V (Medley) (Controlling the Transmission (Prologue) • The Simpsons Halloween Special Main Title Theme) • Honey Roasted Peanuts • Boy-Scoutz 'N the Hood (Medley) (Saved by the Bell • Jackpot • Springfield, Springfield (Parts 1 & 2) • Remember This? • Another Edwardian Morning) • Two Dozen and One Greyhounds (Medley) (The Pick of the Litter • See My Vest) • Eye on Springfield Theme • Flaming Moe's • Homer's Barbershop Quartet (Medley)‎ (One Last Call • Baby on Board) • TV Sucks‎ • A Fish Called Selma (Medley) (Troy Chic • Stop the Planet of the Apes • Dr. Zaius • Chimpan-A to Chimpan-Z) • Send In the Clowns • The Monorail Song • In Search of an Out of Body Vibe • Cool • Bagged Me a Homer • It Was a Very Good Beer • Bart Sells His Soul (Medley) (From God's Brain to Your Mouth • In the Garden of Eden) • Happy Birthday, Lisa • The Simpsons Halloween Special End Credits Theme ("The Addams Family" Homage) • "Who Shot Mr. Burns? Part One (Medley) (Who Dunnit? • The Simpsons End Credits Theme ("JFK" Homage)) • Lisa's Wedding (Medley) (The Simpsons End Credits Theme (Renaissance" Version) • Gracie Films Logo) • The Simpsons End Credits Theme ("Dragnet" Homage)