Daddicus Finch/Quotes

Quotes

Season 30 Episode Quotes

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"Daddicus Finch"

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Homer: Give attention to Lisa, give attention to Bart. What am I, made of attention?

Lenny: I never got along with my old man. He was always disappointed I didn't follow him in the family business.

Moe: What did he do?

Lenny: He was editor of Life magazine.

Moe: I thought that was defunct.

Lenny: Yeah, he keeps saying a real son would have bought it out of bankruptcy and launched it as a digital platform. Well angel funders want too much equity! Sorry, dad!

Moe: Yeah, my dad left when I was most vulnerable: the day after mom left. That was a tough week there.

Grampa Simpson: (to Bart) Are you sayin' I'm dead? Put up your dukes! (Bart lifts his fists) Now put up my dukes! (Bart lifts Grampa's fists) Now put down your dukes... (Bart lowers his fists) UNH! (Grampa punches Bart) I'm the greatest!!!! Oh... someone put down my dukes!

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Bart's Not Dead • Heartbreak Hotel • My Way or the Highway to Heaven • Treehouse of Horror XXIX • Baby You Can't Drive My Car • From Russia Without Love • Werking Mom • Krusty the Clown • Daddicus Finch • 'Tis the 30th Season • Mad About the Toy • The Girl on the Bus • I'm Dancing as Fat as I Can • The Clown Stays in the Picture • 101 Mitigations • I Want You (She's So Heavy) • E My Sports • Bart vs. Itchy & Scratchy • Girl's in the Band • I'm Just a Girl Who Can't Say D'oh • D'oh Canada • Woo-Hoo Dunnit? • Crystal Blue-Haired Persuasion