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Season 14 Episode Quotes
292 "Treehouse of Horror XIII"
293
"How I Spent My Strummer Vacation"
"Bart vs. Lisa vs. 3rd Grade"



Lenny, Carl and Moe throw Homer into a taxi

Taxi Driver: Where to pal?
Homer: Moe's Tavern

Homer: [Drunk] I don't care about the color of your skin, Lenny. You're my friend.

Marge: I had to tell Mr. Burns that you had violent diarrhea.
Homer: Oh couldnt you come up with a less embarrassing lie?
Marge: But you did have violent diarrhea. Nobody open the hallway closet until I say it's okay.

Mick Jagger: Welcome to Rock n' Roll Fantasy Camp, where you'll experience the complete rock n' roll lifestyle, without the lawsuits and STDs.
Homer: Wooo! STDs!

Mick Jagger: Remember, rule number one: there are no rules! Rule number two: no outside food.

Brian Setzer: Now a guitar has many many nicknames. An axe, a guitbox. [pause] Well I guess that's it.

Homer: My dream has been shattered into shards of a broken dream!

Brian Setzer: We'll start with the fundamentals -- playing a burning guitar with your teeth.

Homer: [To Marge, Bart, Lisa and Maggie] Rock and Roll Fantasy Camp? But I thought you guys were mad at me. For once in my life, I'm confused.

Homer: You see, marriage is like a coffin, and each kid is another nail.


Season 14 Quotes
Treehouse of Horror XIII How I Spent My Strummer Vacation Bart vs. Lisa vs. the Third Grade Large Marge Helter Shelter The Great Louse Detective Special Edna The Dad Who Knew Too Little The Strong Arms of the Ma Pray Anything Barting Over I'm Spelling as Fast as I Can A Star Is Born Again Mr. Spritz Goes to Washington C.E. D'oh 'Scuse Me While I Miss the Sky Three Gays of the Condo Dude, Where's My Ranch? Old Yeller-Belly Brake My Wife, Please The Bart of War Moe Baby Blues