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The Simpsons: Tapped Out Destination Springfield, Football 2017 and Valentine's 2017 content update/Destination Springfield/Gameplay

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Act 1 Gameplay

Around the World

Around the World Pt. 1

After the user logs in on January 31st:
Quimby The success of Evergreen Terrace's fake Chinese festival has given me a fantastic idea.
Quimby We make a bunch of little “worlds” - ChinaWorld, FrenchWorld, whatever - and pull in tourists who can't afford to go to the real places.
Marge Like “Hepcat Center” in that Florida theme park I keep forgetting the name of.
Homer Or like “Westworld” without the killer robots.
Professor Frink If it's deathbots you want, I have a self-aware toaster that's in a pretty bad mood.
Task: Make Homer Fear Theme Parks (6s, Simpson House)
If the user has Professor Frink: Task: Make Frink Try to Build a Deathbot (6s, Frink's Lab)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Around the World Pt. 2

After completing Around the World Pt. 1:
Lisa How are tourists supposed to get to Springfield, anyway?
Lisa We're surrounded by impassable mountains, empty ocean, and an endless featureless plain.
Homer We could build an airport.
Quimby Perfect! The construction companies that fund my campaigns are ready for a boondoggle.
Quimby I shouldn't say things like that out loud. Still, is it really news I'm corrupt?
System Message You got a free land token. Buy land to redeem it.
Quest reward: Free Land Token
Task: Build the Airport
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Around the World Pt. 3

After completing Around the World Pt. 2:
Moe This is great. The airport just opened, and already the town is full of tourists.
Quimby I paid an air traffic controller twenty dollars to divert every plane within five hundred miles here.
Moe Smart. Now, let's tap these tourists like maple trees for their sweet out-of-town syrup.
Task: Tap Tourists
Tourist Male Hey, how come everyone here keeps tapping us tourists?
Snake Watch out. It's how they distract you while they steal your wallet.
Tourist Male Thanks, friend!
Snake Tap. Yoink!!
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Around the World Pt. 4

After completing Around the World Pt. 3:
Quimby Our town is being flooded by American tourists who want to enjoy our cut-rate collection of fake foreign worlds.
Lisa But the airport security lines are endless, and planes are stuck on the runway because there aren't enough gates...
Quimby As usual, Springfield's triumph is America's nightmare.
Milhouse Look! My uncle Norbert Van Houten, the international adventurer, just landed in his biplane.
Tapped Out Norbert Icon.png When I heard you had a nice big airport, I knew I could finally fly in.
Milhouse But you said you once landed your plane on a Tibetan field the size of a postage stamp.
Tapped Out Norbert Icon.png Riiight, that story. Well, if you'd had a postage stamp here, I would've come sooner!
Task: Tap on Norbert
Task: Send Springfielders on Flights [x3]
Kumiko I just got offered a job as a flight attendant on Anime Airlines.
Kumiko As long as I wear the right costume.
Comic Book Guy Take the job. Bring me the left-over pretzel snacks.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Around the World Pt. 5

After completing Around the World Pt. 4:
Tourist Male Excuse me, sir, can you direct me to some of the famous sights of Springfield?
Tourist Male I hear there’s a Volcano Lair, a Ghost Pirate Ship, and Giant Mechanical Ants.
Homer Could be. Depends if Skyfinger was willing to pony up for premium items.
Homer Also, they tend to get moved around a lot.
Homer Some say a giant baby in the sky gets hold of our world and randomly slides things around while pooping.
Quimby Maybe. But maybe we just need a Tourist Information Center.
Task: Build the Tourist Information Center
Task: Use the Tourist Information Center
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Around the World Pt. 6

After completing Around the World Pt. 5:
Moe These tourists aren't spending moolah at my bar.
Moe They're just hanging around the airport trying to get flights outta here.
Quimby Good luck with that. I have flocks of geese flying around the airport to prevent departures.
Quimby But maybe we should go on a fact-finding mission to other Springfields, to see how they are encouraging tourism.
Quimby Wives not allowed on mission!
Task: Tap Attractions in Other Springfields [x3]
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Around the World Pt. 7

After completing Around the World Pt. 6:
Homer Springfield Airport is once again number one… in flight delays and lost luggage.
Lisa There's a mountain of lost bags behind the airport.
Quimby Perhaps I shouldn't have given the baggage-handling contract to the company that does city trash compaction.
Homer Well, as long as the original owners will never, ever get their stuff back, might as well trade it in for SkyCredits.
Task: Build the SkyCredits Reward Center
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Around the World Pt. 8

After completing Around the World Pt. 7:
Quimby Use your SkyCredits to buy fabulous gifts or airline miles.
Quimby Although certain travel blackout days apply.
Quimby Actually, you can only use SkyCredits to fly on February 29 of a “century leap year”.
Quimby So see you in the skies on February 29, 2400!
Task: Purchase an Item at the Reward Center
Quimby We are doing a great job collecting tourists' pins and stealing their luggage.
Quimby But believe it or not, tourists want more than that from a travel experience.
Quimby It's time to open Springfield's FrenchWorld, a celebration of the glories and beauty of France.
Lisa Where shall we put it?
Quimby I think there's space between the tire fire and the garbage dump.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Around the World Pt. 9

After completing Around the World Pt. 8:
Quimby To make Springfield's FrenchWorld seem authentic to tourist rubes, we have to try and be as French as possible.
Quimby Everyone, do what you would do if you were French!
Moe Finally, a use for my rudeness and addiction to garlic.
Task: Make Apu Sell Gauloises Cigarettes (4h, Kwik-E-Mart)
Task: Make Ned Wax His Mustache (4h, Flanders House)
Task: Make Lisa Practice Miming (4h, Simpson House)
Task: Make Homer Drink Wine With Breakfast (4h, Simpson House)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Around the World Pt. 10

After tapping on Ned's exclamation mark:
Ned Bon diddily jour, touristereeno. Care to take a walk around our “strolly sepulchre”?
Tourist Male He's definitely French. Completely incomprehensible.
Apu Who would like to sample my genuine, French pâté?
Lisa Apu, how wonderful you made something so fresh and natural.
Apu Actually, I just ran my hot dogs through the Squishee machine.
Task: Make Ned Puzzle Tourists (4h, Flanders House)
Task: Make Apu Sell Tourists “Pâté” (4h, Kwik-E-Mart)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Around the World Pt. 11

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:
Homer How much longer is this French thing going on? I'm tired of wearing a striped shirt and playing the accordion.
Quimby The tourists love it. Keep honking your squeeze box!
Tourist Male I do love it, but what I really want is what every man seeks in Paris... love.
Homer If I set you up on a date, can I stop playing the accordion?
Tourist Male Seems fair.
Homer Selma, I got an adventure for you…
Task: Make Homer Try to Persuade Selma to Date a Tourist (4h, Simpson House)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Around the World Pt. 12

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:
Homer Sorry, Mr. Tourist, Selma refused to go on a date with you.
Tourist Male I'm filled with ineffable sorrow. Crank up the accordion.
Homer But I did find you someone else who's willing to offer companionship.
Ned Hey there, mon ami. Care to spend an evening in Flanders' fields?
Tourist Male Well… that moustache *is* pretty amazing.
Task: Make Ned Cook Dinner for a Tourist (4h, Flanders House)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

La Bicyclette

After completing Around the World Pt. 12:
Lisa What could be more wonderfully French than a basket of wine and bread on a bicycle?
Homer A basket of French fries in a deep fryer.
Lisa You have a point.
Task: Place La Bicyclette
Task: Make Homer Celebrate France by Gorging on Fries (4h, Simpson House)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Act 2 Teaser Dialogue

After completing La Bicyclette:
Quimby People of Springfield, our attempt to attract tourists with a fake “FrenchWorld” was the greatest success this city has ever seen.
Quimby By which I mean, a mild success.
Quimby Now it is time to decide what foreign culture to rip off next.
Quimby As always, my rip-off suggestion box is open.
System Message Be sure to come back on February 12th to see what opens up next!

Act 2 Gameplay

Of Rice And Yen

Of Rice And Yen Pt. 1

After the user logs in on February 12:
Quimby Time to put together our next fake foreign attraction.
Quimby If tourists loved our phony France, they'll go nuts for a counterfeit Kyoto.
Lisa Ooh, we can have tea ceremonies, Zen gardens…
Homer And fire-breathing dinosaurs. Thousands of fire-breathing dinosaurs.
Task: Make Homer Create Fire-Breathing Dinosaurs (4h, Simpson House)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Of Rice And Yen Pt. 2

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:
Tourist Male We are foodie tourists looking for an adventurous dining experience that captures the special essence of Springfield.
Homer Have you tried Krusty Burger?
Tourist Male We said adventurous, not suicidal.
Task: Reach Level 7 and Build Krusty Burger
Task: Make Homer Eat at Krusty Burger (30m, Krusty Burger)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Of Rice And Yen Pt. 3

After tapping on Krusty's exclamation mark:
Quimby Krusty, could your burger joints help us create a Japanese atmosphere by serving sushi?
Krusty Are you kidding? Raw fish stored next to a deep fryer and sliced up by an untrained teen?
Krusty Eh, why not? Can't be any less dangerous than my “Salmonella Chicken Sandwich.”
Krusty I really should have done more test marketing on that name.
Task: Make Krusty Revamp the Menu (4h, Krusty Burger)
Task: Make Homer Order a Krusty Sushi Meal (4h, Krusty Burger)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Of Rice And Yen Pt. 4

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark:
Lisa One of the things about Japan is that there are vending machines everywhere.
Lisa Maybe we should add a few to make our JapanWorld more authentic.
Bart But no American tourist knows that, so why are you bringing it up?
Lisa I'm getting a kickback from the vending machine company.
Lisa Buy from a machine! Send Lisa Simpson to band camp!
Task: Place a Vending Machine
Task: Make Homer Do His Shopping (4h, Vending Machine)
After placing Vending Machine:
Apu How can food that's been sitting in a vending machine for months still be fresher than today's milk at Kwik-E-Mart?

Of Rice And Yen Pt. 5

After tapping on Ned's exclamation mark:
Quimby Ned Flanders, there's a kind of person in Japan who is renowned for being entertaining, friendly, and hospitable.
Ned You're talking about geisha aren't you?
Quimby Yes, and you seem like you have the best personality to be one for our tourist friends.
Ned Well, okay. Can I keep my moustache?
Quimby As long as you wear the kimono.
Task: Make Flanders Pose as a Geisha (4h, Krusty Burger)
Ned Being a geisha is exhausting.
Ned I've received so many indecent proposals.
Ned And a couple mighty decent ones.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Of Rice And Yen Pt. 6

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark:
Lisa One thing we need to do to make our JapanWorld really seem like Japan is keep it spotlessly clean.
Homer You're just saying that so I'll spend more time cleaning up Springfield.
Lisa I'm only eight! I don't know how to manipulate adults.
Lisa Also, if I don't get a pony I'll cry really hard.
Homer Cleaning up it is!
Task: Make Homer Clean Springfield (4h)
Task: Make Lisa Clean Springfield (4h)
On job start:
Tapped Out Female Japanese Tourist Icon.png Look! It's Mr. Sparkle!
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Of Rice And Yen Pt. 7

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark:
Lisa Time for some kabuki theater!
Lisa The actors dress up in over-the-top costumes and put on exaggerated, hideous masks.
Lisa Willie, you want to join in?
Willie I'll get to work on me demon mask.
Lisa You're good as you are.
Task: Make Lisa Practice Kabuki Theater (4h, Simpson House)
On job start:
Bart Lisa, your kabuki theater has taught me an important lesson. There *are* worse things than jazz.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Of Rice And Yen Pt. 8

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark:
Lisa Tourists are loving our pretend Japan. They're even absorbing the Zen principles of quiet meditation.
Quimby You mean the Zen principles of final disaster! Everyone's too busy meditating to buy stuff at our stores.
Quimby Our next fake tourist world will exude excitement, thrills, and a lot of bare skin.
Apu Overpriced sunblock for all!
If the user has Quimby: Task: Make Quimby Clarify Where He Means (4h, Town Hall)
Task: Make Homer Listen to the Mayor (4h, Town Hall or Simpson House)
On job start:
System Message Come back on February 24th to see what's coming next to Springfield!
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Act 3 Gameplay

The Noise From Brazil

The Noise From Brazil Pt. 1

After the user logs in on February 24th:
Quimby To attract tourists who want excitement and energy, I have conferred with my most wise and trusted afdvisor.
Miss Springfield That's me! And I think Brazil is fun!
Miss Springfield When I visited Rio, every one fell in love with me, from millionaires to street monkeys.
Miss Springfield The monkeys would give me cameras they'd stolen from other Americans.
Quimby Then BrazilWorld will be our next tourist attraction! Anything to keep you happy Miss Springfield.
Miss Springfield Then how about…
Quimby Except marriage.
If the user has Quimby: Task: Make Quimby Plan A Brazilian Tourist Destination (4h, Town Hall)
Task: Make Homer Plan to Eat a Brazilian Fruit Headdress (4h, Brown House)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

The Noise From Brazil Pt. 2

After tapping on Ned's exclamation mark:
Ned Mayor Quimby, you've got to do something about these Brazil-loving tourists.
Ned They're everywhere in their skimpy outfits, dancing and doing soccer tricks that frankly look like witchcraft.
Quimby There's only one way to get drunken revellers off the streets.
Quimby Build them a Brazilian tavern to get even more drunk in.
Task: Build the Barra
Tapped Out Ronaldo Icon.png Ah, we had a barra just like that next to the orphanage.
Tapped Out Tiago Icon.png Back when I was your age, it was my favorite place to drink!
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

The Noise From Brazil Pt. 3

After tapping on Ned's exclamation mark:
Ned Look all these tourists. It's practically a carnival on our city streets.
Lisa Actually, the Brazilian Carnaval is a Christian religious celebration.
Ned Presbylutheran Christian?
Lisa No, that other really big denomination.
Ned That's worse than Carnaval being nothing!
Task: Make Ned Hide From Sin (4h, Flanders House)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

The Noise From Brazil Pt. 4

After tapping on Ned's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Tiago Icon.png Mr. Flanders, you'd enjoy Brazilian culture a lot more if you'd let me teach you to dance the samba.
Ned But samba is home to the Devil's worst henchmen: syncopation and hip pops.
Tapped Out Tiago Icon.png No, no, samba dancing is a wonderful way to stay fit and healthy.
Tapped Out Tiago Icon.png Just like other Brazilian exercises, such as jiu jitsu or flamboyance.
Ned Well, I'll try it. But if I hear bongo one, I'm out of here.
Task: Make Ned Learn to Samba (4h, Flanders House)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

The Noise From Brazil Pt. 5

After tapping on Ned's exclamation mark:
Ned Thanks for the samba lessons, but as far as dancing, I'm going to stick to gently nodding along to Gregorian chants.
Tapped Out Tiago Icon.png Of course. But let me play one last blood-stirring samba beat.
Ned What's going on? My body is dancing by itself!
Tapped Out Tiago Icon.png You cannot stop it. You have caught the sweet fever of flamboyance! Oi!
Tapped Out Tiago Icon.png By the way, at this point it is usual to tip your dance instructor.
Task: Make Ned Pray to Stop Doing the Samba (4h, Flanders House)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

The Noise From Brazil Pt. 6

After tapping on Ned's exclamation mark:
Ned Dr. Hibbert, you've got to help me. I've caught samba fever.
Ned I start to dance any time I hear Latin music. Taco commercials are a nightmare!
Dr. Hibbert Did it ever occur to you that you just like having fun?
Ned No! Now cure me with a drug!
Dr. Hibbert Fine. You're the doctor.
Task: Make Ned Try to Cure Samba Fever (4h, Flanders House)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

The Noise From Brazil Pt. 7

After tapping on Ned's exclamation mark:
Helen Lovejoy Ned, I hear you're an excellent samba dancer.
Luann We all want to dance, but our men are useless.
Miss Hoover There's no other man in Springfield who can pop a hip like you can.
Agnes You don't want to leave us hanging, do ya?
Ned Lord, it is my duty to help the afflicted… so I'm going to fire up the flamboyance. Oi!!!
Task: Make Ned Dance for the Ladies (4h, Flanders House)
Task: Make Ladies Watch Ned Dance [x3] (4h, Flanders House)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Who Wants to Be a Brazilianaire?

Who Wants to Be a Brazilianaire? Pt. 1

After tapping on Apu's exclamation mark:
Moe We got all these tourists coming to town, but they ain't spending dime one in my bar.
Apu They are avoiding the Kwik-E-Mart like the plague, thanks to reports that my milk is contaminated by the plague.
Comic Book Guy And for some reason tourists are not excited by a sarcastic and self-loathing comic book vendor.
Apu Why don't we have a meeting in Moe's bar to decide what to do?
Moe My craphole? Forget it. Let's go to that nice new barra.
Task: Make Springfielders Drink at Barra [x5] (4h, Barra)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Who Wants to Be a Brazilianaire? Pt. 2

After tapping on Apu's exclamation mark:
Comic Book Guy I have discovered our problem: a travel review site called “TripButtinski”.
Comic Book Guy The tourists are rating our establishments there. And there's worse news…
Comic Book Guy Their ratings are accurate.
Moe Oh dear God, we're doomed.
Task: Make Springfielders Drink in Despair at Barra [x5] (4h, Barra)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Who Wants to Be a Brazilianaire? Pt. 3

After tapping on Apu's exclamation mark:
Comic Book Guy I have a solution to our TripButtinski problem.
Comic Book Guy We pay tourists to write us good reviews.
Apu Isn't it a bit unethical to make people write nice things about us?
Comic Book Guy Well, how about I write the nice things, and they just have to post them.
Moe Can't get fairer than that, Apu.
Task: Make Springfielders Drink to the New Plan [x5] (4h, Barra)
Task: Make Apu Ask “The Ethicist” at the Daily Fourth Gradian (4h, Kwik-E-Mart)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Who Wants to Be a Brazilianaire? Pt. 4

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark:
Lisa Moe, as you know I write “The Ethicist” column for the Daily Fourth Gradian, and I recently received an anonymous letter.
Lisa It said Springfield business owners are paying tourists to write good reviews for TripButtinski.
Moe Not true! Although, uh, what would a good review for my bar sound like?
Lisa Um… “Moe's Tavern is a welcoming space with quality beer served by a friendly, honest host.”
Moe That is good! I'm gonna pay a tourist to post that right now!
Task: Reach Level 15 and Build Moe's Tavern
Task: Make Moe Write a Glowing Review of His Bar (4h, Moe's Tavern)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Who Wants to Be a Brazilianaire? Pt. 5

After tapping on Apu's exclamation mark:
Apu I'm paying so much for fake good reviews on TripButtinski that I'm actually losing money.
Comic Book Guy You can't give up now. Just borrow some cash from Fat Tony.
Fat Tony I offer great rates and various painless options for paying me back.
Apu How do I know I can trust you?
Fat Tony Just check out my great reviews on TripButtinski.
If the user has Fat Tony: Task: Make Fat Tony Loan Money (4h, Barra)
Task: Make Apu Buy Great Reviews (4h, Kwik-E-Mart)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Who Wants to Be a Brazilianaire? Pt. 6

After tapping on Moe's exclamation mark:
Moe It's no use. No matter how many fake reviews we post online, tourists ain't coming into our businesses.
Comic Book Guy Plus, now Fat Tony wants us to pay back the money we borrowed to pay for fake reviews.
Apu Don't worry, he said he had painless payback options.
Fat Tony It's true I have painless options, however I am opting for the painful ones.
Task: Make Businessmen Default on Their Mob Loans [x3] (4h, Barra)
If the user has Fat Tony: Task: Make Fat Tony Break Some Knees (4h, Barra)
Task: Make Springfielders Party in the Barra [x3] (4h, Barra)
Task: Make Lisa Write a Scathing Ethics Column (4h, Simpson House)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

The Noise From Brazil (cont.)

The Noise From Brazil Pt. 8

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark:
Quimby Our experiment with the tourist industry has been a triumph! By which I mean a less-than-total failure.
Professor Frink Not so fast. It's true, we've created three perfect vacation destinations: FrenchWorld, JapanWorld, and BrazilWorld.
Professor Frink Normally, these “worlds” would be manned by flawless robots that would, only occasionally, start killing guests.
Lisa But we're the workers here. And we're not robots.
Professor Frink Exactly, Lisa. So logically, the killer robots must be… the tourists!
Task: Make Springfielders Hide in the Barra in Terror [x10] (4h, Barra)
Quimby Since we can't possibly tell real tourists apart from killer robots, I declare Springfield off limits to all out-of-towners!
System Message Congratulations! Your town has rejected the benefits of the global economy. Now back to subsisting on Cletus's beans.
Quest reward: Cash.png200 and XP.png20