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The Simpsons: Tapped Out Destination Springfield, Football 2017 and Valentine's 2017 content update/Destination Springfield/Gameplay

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Act 1 gameplay[edit]

Around the World[edit]

Around the World Pt. 1[edit]

After the user logs in on January 31st:
Tapped Out Quimby Icon.png The success of Evergreen Terrace's fake Chinese festival has given me a fantastic idea.
Tapped Out Quimby Icon.png We make a bunch of little "worlds" - ChinaWorld, FrenchWorld, whatever - and pull in tourists who can't afford to go to the real places.
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png Like "Hepcat Center" in that Florida theme park I keep forgetting the name of.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Or like "Westworld" without the killer robots.
Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon.png If it's deathbots you want, I have a self-aware toaster that's in a pretty bad mood.
Task: Make Homer Fear Theme Parks (6s, Simpson House)
If the user has Professor Frink: Task: Make Frink Try to Build a Deathbot (6s, Frink's Lab)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Around the World Pt. 2[edit]

After completing Around the World Pt. 1:
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png How are tourists supposed to get to Springfield, anyway?
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png We're surrounded by impassable mountains, empty ocean, and an endless featureless plain.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png We could build an airport.
Tapped Out Quimby Icon.png Perfect! The construction companies that fund my campaigns are ready for a boondoggle.
Tapped Out Quimby Icon.png I shouldn't say things like that out loud. Still, is it really news I'm corrupt?
System Message You got a Free Land Token. Buy land to redeem it.
Quest reward: Free Land Token
Task: Build the Airport
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Around the World Pt. 3[edit]

After completing Around the World Pt. 2:
Tapped Out Moe Icon.png This is great. The airport just opened, and already the town is full of tourists.
Tapped Out Quimby Icon.png I paid an air traffic controller twenty dollars to divert every plane within five hundred miles here.
Tapped Out Moe Icon.png Smart. Now, let's tap these tourists like maple trees for their sweet out-of-town syrup.
Task: Tap Tourists
Tapped Out Tourist Icon.png Hey, how come everyone here keeps tapping us tourists?
Tapped Out Snake Icon.png Watch out. It's how they distract you while they steal your wallet.
Tapped Out Tourist Icon.png Thanks, friend!
Tapped Out Snake Icon.png Tap. Yoink!!
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Around the World Pt. 4[edit]

After completing Around the World Pt. 3:
Tapped Out Quimby Icon.png Our town is being flooded by American tourists who want to enjoy our cut-rate collection of fake foreign worlds.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png But the airport security lines are endless, and planes are stuck on the runway because there aren't enough gates...
Tapped Out Quimby Icon.png As usual, Springfield's triumph is America's nightmare.
Tapped Out Milhouse Icon.png Look! My uncle Norbert Van Houten, the international adventurer, just landed in his biplane.
Tapped Out Norbert Icon.png When I heard you had a nice big airport, I knew I could finally fly in.
Tapped Out Milhouse Icon.png But you said you once landed your plane on a Tibetan field the size of a postage stamp.
Tapped Out Norbert Icon.png Riiight, that story. Well, if you'd had a postage stamp here, I would've come sooner!
Task: Tap on Norbert
Task: Send Springfielders on Flights [x3]
Tapped Out Kumiko Icon.png I just got offered a job as a flight attendant on Anime Airlines.
Tapped Out Kumiko Icon.png As long as I wear the right costume.
Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon.png Take the job. Bring me the left-over pretzel snacks.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Around the World Pt. 5[edit]

After completing Around the World Pt. 4:
Tapped Out Tourist Icon.png Excuse me, sir, can you direct me to some of the famous sights of Springfield?
Tapped Out Tourist Icon.png I hear there's a Volcano Lair, a Ghost Pirate Ship, and Giant Mechanical Ants.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Could be. Depends if Skyfinger was willing to pony up for premium items.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Also, they tend to get moved around a lot.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Some say a giant baby in the sky gets hold of our world and randomly slides things around while pooping.
Tapped Out Quimby Icon.png Maybe. But maybe we just need a Tourist Information Center.
Task: Build the Tourist Information Center
Task: Use the Tourist Information Center
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Around the World Pt. 6[edit]

After completing Around the World Pt. 5:
Tapped Out Moe Icon.png These tourists aren't spending moolah at my bar.
Tapped Out Moe Icon.png They're just hanging around the airport trying to get flights outta here.
Tapped Out Quimby Icon.png Good luck with that. I have flocks of geese flying around the airport to prevent departures.
Tapped Out Quimby Icon.png But maybe we should go on a fact-finding mission to other Springfields, to see how they are encouraging tourism.
Tapped Out Quimby Icon.png Wives not allowed on mission!
Task: Tap Attractions in Other Springfields [x3]
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Around the World Pt. 7[edit]

After completing Around the World Pt. 6:
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Springfield Airport is once again number one... in flight delays and lost luggage.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png There's a mountain of lost bags behind the airport.
Tapped Out Quimby Icon.png Perhaps I shouldn't have given the baggage-handling contract to the company that does city trash compaction.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Well, as long as the original owners will never, ever get their stuff back, might as well trade it in for SkyCredits.
Task: Build the SkyCredits Reward Center
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Around the World Pt. 8[edit]

After completing Around the World Pt. 7:
Tapped Out Quimby Icon.png Use your SkyCredits to buy fabulous gifts or airline miles.
Tapped Out Quimby Icon.png Although certain travel blackout days apply.
Tapped Out Quimby Icon.png Actually, you can only use SkyCredits to fly on February 29 of a "century leap year".
Tapped Out Quimby Icon.png So see you in the skies on February 29, 2400!
Task: Purchase an Item at the Reward Center
Tapped Out Quimby Icon.png We are doing a great job collecting tourists' pins and stealing their luggage.
Tapped Out Quimby Icon.png But believe it or not, tourists want more than that from a travel experience.
Tapped Out Quimby Icon.png It's time to open Springfield's FrenchWorld, a celebration of the glories and beauty of France.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Where shall we put it?
Tapped Out Quimby Icon.png I think there's space between the tire fire and the garbage dump.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Around the World Pt. 9[edit]

After completing Around the World Pt. 8:
Tapped Out Quimby Icon.png To make Springfield's FrenchWorld seem authentic to tourist rubes, we have to try and be as French as possible.
Tapped Out Quimby Icon.png Everyone, do what you would do if you were French!
Tapped Out Moe Icon.png Finally, a use for my rudeness and addiction to garlic.
Task: Make Apu Sell Gauloises Cigarettes (4h, Kwik-E-Mart)
Task: Make Ned Wax His Mustache (4h, Flanders House)
Task: Make Lisa Practice Miming (4h, Simpson House)
Task: Make Homer Drink Wine With Breakfast (4h, Simpson House)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Around the World Pt. 10[edit]

After tapping on Ned's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Ned Icon.png Bon diddily jour, touristereeno. Care to take a walk around our "strolly sepulchre"?
Tapped Out Tourist Icon.png He's definitely French. Completely incomprehensible.
Tapped Out Apu Icon.png Who would like to sample my genuine, French pâté?
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Apu, how wonderful you made something so fresh and natural.
Tapped Out Apu Icon.png Actually, I just ran my hot dogs through the Squishee machine.
Task: Make Ned Puzzle Tourists (4h, Flanders House)
Task: Make Apu Sell Tourists "Pâté" (4h, Kwik-E-Mart)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Around the World Pt. 11[edit]

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png How much longer is this French thing going on? I'm tired of wearing a striped shirt and playing the accordion.
Tapped Out Quimby Icon.png The tourists love it. Keep honking your squeeze box!
Tapped Out Tourist Icon.png I do love it, but what I really want is what every man seeks in Paris... love.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png If I set you up on a date, can I stop playing the accordion?
Tapped Out Tourist Icon.png Seems fair.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Selma, I got an adventure for you...
Task: Make Homer Try to Persuade Selma to Date a Tourist (4h, Simpson House)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Around the World Pt. 12[edit]

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Sorry, Mr. Tourist, Selma refused to go on a date with you.
Tapped Out Tourist Icon.png I'm filled with ineffable sorrow. Crank up the accordion.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png But I did find you someone else who's willing to offer companionship.
Tapped Out Ned Icon.png Hey there, mon ami. Care to spend an evening in Flanders' fields?
Tapped Out Tourist Icon.png Well... that moustache *is*pretty amazing.
Task: Make Ned Cook Dinner for a Tourist (4h, Flanders House)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

La Bicyclette[edit]

After completing Around the World Pt. 12:
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png What could be more wonderfully French than a basket of wine and bread on a bicycle?
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png A basket of French fries in a deep fryer.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png You have a point.
Task: Place La Bicyclette
Task: Make Homer Celebrate France by Gorging on Fries (4h, Simpson House)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Act 2 Teaser Dialogue[edit]

After completing La Bicyclette:
Tapped Out Quimby Icon.png People of Springfield, our attempt to attract tourists with a fake "FrenchWorld" was the greatest success this city has ever seen.
Tapped Out Quimby Icon.png By which I mean, a mild success.
Tapped Out Quimby Icon.png Now it is time to decide what foreign culture to rip off next.
Tapped Out Quimby Icon.png As always, my rip-off suggestion box is open.
System Message Be sure to come back on February 12th to see what opens up next!

Act 2 gameplay[edit]

Of Rice And Yen[edit]

Of Rice And Yen Pt. 1[edit]

After the user logs in on February 12:
Tapped Out Quimby Icon.png Time to put together our next fake foreign attraction.
Tapped Out Quimby Icon.png If tourists loved our phony France, they'll go nuts for a counterfeit Kyoto.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Ooh, we can have tea ceremonies, Zen gardens...
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png And fire-breathing dinosaurs. Thousands of fire-breathing dinosaurs.
Task: Make Homer Create Fire-Breathing Dinosaurs (4h, Simpson House)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Of Rice And Yen Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Tourist Icon.png We are foodie tourists looking for an adventurous dining experience that captures the special essence of Springfield.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Have you tried Krusty Burger?
Tapped Out Tourist Icon.png We said adventurous, not suicidal.
Task: Reach Level 7 and Build Krusty Burger
Task: Make Homer Eat at Krusty Burger (30m, Krusty Burger)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Of Rice And Yen Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Krusty's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Quimby Icon.png Krusty, could your burger joints help us create a Japanese atmosphere by serving sushi?
Tapped Out Krusty Icon.png Are you kidding? Raw fish stored next to a deep fryer and sliced up by an untrained teen?
Tapped Out Krusty Icon.png Eh, why not? Can't be any less dangerous than my "Salmonella Chicken Sandwich."
Tapped Out Krusty Icon.png I really should have done more test marketing on that name.
Task: Make Krusty Revamp the Menu (4h, Krusty Burger)
Task: Make Homer Order a Krusty Sushi Meal (4h, Krusty Burger)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Of Rice And Yen Pt. 4[edit]

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png One of the things about Japan is that there are vending machines everywhere.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Maybe we should add a few to make our JapanWorld more authentic.
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png But no American tourist knows that, so why are you bringing it up?
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png I'm getting a kickback from the vending machine company.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Buy from a machine! Send Lisa Simpson to band camp!
Task: Place a Vending Machine
Task: Make Homer Do His Shopping (4h, Vending Machine)
After placing Vending Machine:
Tapped Out Apu Icon.png How can food that's been sitting in a vending machine for months still be fresher than today's milk at Kwik-E-Mart?

Of Rice And Yen Pt. 5[edit]

After tapping on Ned's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Quimby Icon.png Ned Flanders, there's a kind of person in Japan who is renowned for being entertaining, friendly, and hospitable.
Tapped Out Ned Icon.png You're talking about geisha aren't you?
Tapped Out Quimby Icon.png Yes, and you seem like you have the best personality to be one for our tourist friends.
Tapped Out Ned Icon.png Well, okay. Can I keep my moustache?
Tapped Out Quimby Icon.png As long as you wear the kimono.
Task: Make Flanders Pose as a Geisha (4h, Krusty Burger)
Tapped Out Ned Icon.png Being a geisha is exhausting.
Tapped Out Ned Icon.png I've received so many indecent proposals.
Tapped Out Ned Icon.png And a couple mighty decent ones.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Of Rice And Yen Pt. 6[edit]

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png One thing we need to do to make our JapanWorld really seem like Japan is keep it spotlessly clean.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png You're just saying that so I'll spend more time cleaning up Springfield.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png I'm only eight! I don't know how to manipulate adults.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Also, if I don't get a pony I'll cry really hard.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Cleaning up it is!
Task: Make Homer Clean Springfield (4h)
Task: Make Lisa Clean Springfield (4h)
On job start:
Tapped Out Female Japanese Tourist Icon.png Look! It's Mr. Sparkle!
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Of Rice And Yen Pt. 7[edit]

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Time for some kabuki theater!
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png The actors dress up in over-the-top costumes and put on exaggerated, hideous masks.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Willie, you want to join in?
Tapped Out Willie Icon.png I'll get to work on me demon mask.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png You're good as you are.
Task: Make Lisa Practice Kabuki Theater (4h, Simpson House)
On job start:
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Lisa, your kabuki theater has taught me an important lesson. There *are*worse things than jazz.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Of Rice And Yen Pt. 8[edit]

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Tourists are loving our pretend Japan. They're even absorbing the Zen principles of quiet meditation.
Tapped Out Quimby Icon.png You mean the Zen principles of final disaster! Everyone's too busy meditating to buy stuff at our stores.
Tapped Out Quimby Icon.png Our next fake tourist world will exude excitement, thrills, and a lot of bare skin.
Tapped Out Apu Icon.png Overpriced sunblock for all!
If the user has Quimby: Task: Make Quimby Clarify Where He Means (4h, Town Hall)
Task: Make Homer Listen to the Mayor (4h, Town Hall or Simpson House)
On job start:
System Message Come back on February 24th to see what's coming next to Springfield!
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Act 3 gameplay[edit]

The Noise From Brazil[edit]

The Noise From Brazil Pt. 1[edit]

After the user logs in on February 24th:
Tapped Out Quimby Icon.png To attract tourists who want excitement and energy, I have conferred with my most wise and trusted afdvisor.
Tapped Out Miss Springfield Icon.png That's me! And I think Brazil is fun!
Tapped Out Miss Springfield Icon.png When I visited Rio, every one fell in love with me, from millionaires to street monkeys.
Tapped Out Miss Springfield Icon.png The monkeys would give me cameras they'd stolen from other Americans.
Tapped Out Quimby Icon.png Then BrazilWorld will be our next tourist attraction! Anything to keep you happy Miss Springfield.
Tapped Out Miss Springfield Icon.png Then how about...
Tapped Out Quimby Icon.png Except marriage.
If the user has Quimby: Task: Make Quimby Plan A Brazilian Tourist Destination (4h, Town Hall)
Task: Make Homer Plan to Eat a Brazilian Fruit Headdress (4h, Brown House)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

The Noise From Brazil Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Ned's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Ned Icon.png Mayor Quimby, you've got to do something about these Brazil-loving tourists.
Tapped Out Ned Icon.png They're everywhere in their skimpy outfits, dancing and doing soccer tricks that frankly look like witchcraft.
Tapped Out Quimby Icon.png There's only one way to get drunken revellers off the streets.
Tapped Out Quimby Icon.png Build them a Brazilian tavern to get even more drunk in.
Task: Build the Barra
Tapped Out Ronaldo Icon.png Ah, we had a barra just like that next to the orphanage.
Tapped Out Tiago Icon.png Back when I was your age, it was my favorite place to drink!
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

The Noise From Brazil Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Ned's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Ned Icon.png Look all these tourists. It's practically a carnival on our city streets.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Actually, the Brazilian Carnaval is a Christian religious celebration.
Tapped Out Ned Icon.png Presbylutheran Christian?
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png No, that other really big denomination.
Tapped Out Ned Icon.png That's worse than Carnaval being nothing!
Task: Make Ned Hide From Sin (4h, Flanders House)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

The Noise From Brazil Pt. 4[edit]

After tapping on Ned's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Tiago Icon.png Mr. Flanders, you'd enjoy Brazilian culture a lot more if you'd let me teach you to dance the samba.
Tapped Out Ned Icon.png But samba is home to the Devil's worst henchmen: syncopation and hip pops.
Tapped Out Tiago Icon.png No, no, samba dancing is a wonderful way to stay fit and healthy.
Tapped Out Tiago Icon.png Just like other Brazilian exercises, such as jiu jitsu or flamboyance.
Tapped Out Ned Icon.png Well, I'll try it. But if I hear bongo one, I'm out of here.
Task: Make Ned Learn to Samba (4h, Flanders House)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

The Noise From Brazil Pt. 5[edit]

After tapping on Ned's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Ned Icon.png Thanks for the samba lessons, but as far as dancing, I'm going to stick to gently nodding along to Gregorian chants.
Tapped Out Tiago Icon.png Of course. But let me play one last blood-stirring samba beat.
Tapped Out Ned Icon.png What's going on? My body is dancing by itself!
Tapped Out Tiago Icon.png You cannot stop it. You have caught the sweet fever of flamboyance! Oi!
Tapped Out Tiago Icon.png By the way, at this point it is usual to tip your dance instructor.
Task: Make Ned Pray to Stop Doing the Samba (4h, Flanders House)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

The Noise From Brazil Pt. 6[edit]

After tapping on Ned's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Ned Icon.png Dr. Hibbert, you've got to help me. I've caught samba fever.
Tapped Out Ned Icon.png I start to dance any time I hear Latin music. Taco commercials are a nightmare!
Tapped Out Dr. Hibbert Icon.png Did it ever occur to you that you just like having fun?
Tapped Out Ned Icon.png No! Now cure me with a drug!
Tapped Out Dr. Hibbert Icon.png Fine. You're the doctor.
Task: Make Ned Try to Cure Samba Fever (4h, Flanders House)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

The Noise From Brazil Pt. 7[edit]

After tapping on Ned's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Helen Lovejoy Icon.png Ned, I hear you're an excellent samba dancer.
Tapped Out Luann Icon.png We all want to dance, but our men are useless.
Tapped Out Miss Hoover Icon.png There's no other man in Springfield who can pop a hip like you can.
Tapped Out Agnes Icon.png You don't want to leave us hanging, do ya?
Tapped Out Ned Icon.png Lord, it is my duty to help the afflicted... so I'm going to fire up the flamboyance. Oi!!!
Task: Make Ned Dance for the Ladies (4h, Flanders House)
Task: Make Ladies Watch Ned Dance [x3] (4h, Flanders House)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Who Wants to Be a Brazilianaire?[edit]

Who Wants to Be a Brazilianaire? Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on Apu's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Moe Icon.png We got all these tourists coming to town, but they ain't spending dime one in my bar.
Tapped Out Apu Icon.png They are avoiding the Kwik-E-Mart like the plague, thanks to reports that my milk is contaminated by the plague.
Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon.png And for some reason tourists are not excited by a sarcastic and self-loathing comic book vendor.
Tapped Out Apu Icon.png Why don't we have a meeting in Moe's bar to decide what to do?
Tapped Out Moe Icon.png My craphole? Forget it. Let's go to that nice new barra.
Task: Make Springfielders Drink at Barra [x5] (4h, Barra)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Who Wants to Be a Brazilianaire? Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Apu's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon.png I have discovered our problem: a travel review site called "TripButtinski".
Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon.png The tourists are rating our establishments there. And there's worse news...
Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon.png Their ratings are accurate.
Tapped Out Moe Icon.png Oh dear God, we're doomed.
Task: Make Springfielders Drink in Despair at Barra [x5] (4h, Barra)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Who Wants to Be a Brazilianaire? Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Apu's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon.png I have a solution to our TripButtinski problem.
Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon.png We pay tourists to write us good reviews.
Tapped Out Apu Icon.png Isn't it a bit unethical to make people write nice things about us?
Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon.png Well, how about I write the nice things, and they just have to post them.
Tapped Out Moe Icon.png Can't get fairer than that, Apu.
Task: Make Springfielders Drink to the New Plan [x5] (4h, Barra)
Task: Make Apu Ask "The Ethicist" at the Daily Fourth Gradian (4h, Kwik-E-Mart)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Who Wants to Be a Brazilianaire? Pt. 4[edit]

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Moe, as you know I write "The Ethicist" column for the Daily Fourth Gradian, and I recently received an anonymous letter.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png It said Springfield business owners are paying tourists to write good reviews for TripButtinski.
Tapped Out Moe Icon.png Not true! Although, uh, what would a good review for my bar sound like?
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Um... "Moe's Tavern is a welcoming space with quality beer served by a friendly, honest host."
Tapped Out Moe Icon.png That is good! I'm gonna pay a tourist to post that right now!
Task: Reach Level 15 and Build Moe's Tavern
Task: Make Moe Write a Glowing Review of His Bar (4h, Moe's Tavern)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Who Wants to Be a Brazilianaire? Pt. 5[edit]

After tapping on Apu's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Apu Icon.png I'm paying so much for fake good reviews on TripButtinski that I'm actually losing money.
Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon.png You can't give up now. Just borrow some cash from Fat Tony.
Tapped Out Fat Tony Icon.png I offer great rates and various painless options for paying me back.
Tapped Out Apu Icon.png How do I know I can trust you?
Tapped Out Fat Tony Icon.png Just check out my great reviews on TripButtinski.
If the user has Fat Tony: Task: Make Fat Tony Loan Money (4h, Barra)
Task: Make Apu Buy Great Reviews (4h, Kwik-E-Mart)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Who Wants to Be a Brazilianaire? Pt. 6[edit]

After tapping on Moe's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Moe Icon.png It's no use. No matter how many fake reviews we post online, tourists ain't coming into our businesses.
Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon.png Plus, now Fat Tony wants us to pay back the money we borrowed to pay for fake reviews.
Tapped Out Apu Icon.png Don't worry, he said he had painless payback options.
Tapped Out Fat Tony Icon.png It's true I have painless options, however I am opting for the painful ones.
Task: Make Businessmen Default on Their Mob Loans [x3] (4h, Barra)
If the user has Fat Tony: Task: Make Fat Tony Break Some Knees (4h, Barra)
Task: Make Springfielders Party in the Barra [x3] (4h, Barra)
Task: Make Lisa Write a Scathing Ethics Column (4h, Simpson House)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

The Noise From Brazil (cont.)[edit]

The Noise From Brazil Pt. 8[edit]

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Quimby Icon.png Our experiment with the tourist industry has been a triumph! By which I mean a less-than-total failure.
Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon.png Not so fast. It's true, we've created three perfect vacation destinations: FrenchWorld, JapanWorld, and BrazilWorld.
Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon.png Normally, these "worlds" would be manned by flawless robots that would, only occasionally, start killing guests.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png But we're the workers here. And we're not robots.
Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon.png Exactly, Lisa. So logically, the killer robots must be... the tourists!
Task: Make Springfielders Hide in the Barra in Terror [x10] (4h, Barra)
Tapped Out Quimby Icon.png Since we can't possibly tell real tourists apart from killer robots, I declare Springfield off limits to all out-of-towners!
System Message Congratulations! Your town has rejected the benefits of the global economy. Now back to subsisting on Cletus's beans.
Quest reward: Cash.png200 and XP.png20