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The Simpsons: Tapped Out Destination Springfield, Football 2017 and Valentine's 2017 content update/Destination Springfield/Gameplay
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Act 1 Gameplay
Around the World
Around the World Pt. 1
After the user logs in on February 31st:
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The success of Evergreen Terrace's fake Chinese festival has given me a fantastic idea.
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We make a bunch of little “worlds” - ChinaWorld, FrenchWorld, whatever - and pull in tourists who can't afford to go to the real places.
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Like “Hepcat Center” in that Florida theme park I keep forgetting the name of.
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Or like “Westworld” without the killer robots.
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If it's deathbots you want, I have a self-aware toaster that's in a pretty bad mood.
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Task: Make Homer Fear Theme Parks (6s, Simpson House) If the user has Professor Frink: Task: Make Frink Try to Build a Deathbot (6s, Frink's Lab) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Around the World Pt. 2
After completing Around the World Pt. 1:
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How are tourists supposed to get to Springfield, anyway?
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We're surrounded by impassable mountains, empty ocean, and an endless featureless plain.
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We could build an airport.
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Perfect! The construction companies that fund my campaigns are ready for a boondoggle.
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I shouldn't say things like that out loud. Still, is it really news I'm corrupt?
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System Message
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You got a free land token. Buy land to redeem it.
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Quest reward: Free Land Token Task: Build the Airport Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Around the World Pt. 3
After completing Around the World Pt. 2:
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This is great. The airport just opened, and already the town is full of tourists.
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I paid an air traffic controller twenty dollars to divert every plane within five hundred miles here.
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Smart. Now, let's tap these tourists like maple trees for their sweet out-of-town syrup.
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Task: Tap Tourists
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Hey, how come everyone here keeps tapping us tourists?
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Watch out. It's how they distract you while they steal your wallet.
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Thanks, friend!
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Tap. Yoink!!
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Around the World Pt. 4
After completing Around the World Pt. 3:
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Our town is being flooded by American tourists who want to enjoy our cut-rate collection of fake foreign worlds.
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But the airport security lines are endless, and planes are stuck on the runway because there aren't enough gates...
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As usual, Springfield's triumph is America's nightmare.
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Look! My uncle Norbert Van Houten, the international adventurer, just landed in his biplane.
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When I heard you had a nice big airport, I knew I could finally fly in.
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But you said you once landed your plane on a Tibetan field the size of a postage stamp.
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Riiight, that story. Well, if you'd had a postage stamp here, I would've come sooner!
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Task: Tap on Norbert Task: Send Springfielders on Flights [x3]
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I just got offered a job as a flight attendant on Anime Airlines.
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As long as I wear the right costume.
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Take the job. Bring me the left-over pretzel snacks.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Around the World Pt. 5
After completing Around the World Pt. 4:
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Excuse me, sir, can you direct me to some of the famous sights of Springfield?
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I hear there’s a Volcano Lair, a Ghost Pirate Ship, and Giant Mechanical Ants.
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Could be. Depends if Skyfinger was willing to pony up for premium items.
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Also, they tend to get moved around a lot.
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Some say a giant baby in the sky gets hold of our world and randomly slides things around while pooping.
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Maybe. But maybe we just need a Tourist Information Center.
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Task: Build the Tourist Information Center Task: Use the Tourist Information Center Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Around the World Pt. 6
After completing Around the World Pt. 5:
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These tourists aren't spending moolah at my bar.
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They're just hanging around the airport trying to get flights outta here.
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Good luck with that. I have flocks of geese flying around the airport to prevent departures.
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But maybe we should go on a fact-finding mission to other Springfields, to see how they are encouraging tourism.
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Wives not allowed on mission!
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Task: Tap Attractions in Other Springfields [x3] Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Around the World Pt. 7
After completing Around the World Pt. 6:
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Springfield Airport is once again number one… in flight delays and lost luggage.
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There's a mountain of lost bags behind the airport.
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Perhaps I shouldn't have given the baggage-handling contract to the company that does city trash compaction.
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Well, as long as the original owners will never, ever get their stuff back, might as well trade it in for SkyCredits.
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Task: Build the SkyCredits Reward Center Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Around the World Pt. 8
After completing Around the World Pt. 7:
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Use your SkyCredits to buy fabulous gifts or airline miles.
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Although certain travel blackout days apply.
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Actually, you can only use SkyCredits to fly on February 29 of a “century leap year”.
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So see you in the skies on February 29, 2400!
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Task: Purchase an Item at the Reward Center
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We are doing a great job collecting tourists' pins and stealing their luggage.
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But believe it or not, tourists want more than that from a travel experience.
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It's time to open Springfield's FrenchWorld, a celebration of the glories and beauty of France.
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Where shall we put it?
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I think there's space between the tire fire and the garbage dump.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Around the World Pt. 9
After completing Around the World Pt. 8:
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To make Springfield's FrenchWorld seem authentic to tourist rubes, we have to try and be as French as possible.
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Everyone, do what you would do if you were French!
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Finally, a use for my rudeness and addiction to garlic.
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Task: Make Apu Sell Gauloises Cigarettes (4h, Kwik-E-Mart) Task: Make Ned Wax His Mustache (4h, Flanders House) Task: Make Lisa Practice Miming (4h, Simpson House) Task: Make Homer Drink Wine With Breakfast (4h, Simpson House) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Around the World Pt. 10
After tapping on Ned's exclamation mark:
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Bon diddily jour, touristereeno. Care to take a walk around our “strolly sepulchre”?
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He's definitely French. Completely incomprehensible.
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Who would like to sample my genuine, French pâté?
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Apu, how wonderful you made something so fresh and natural.
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Actually, I just ran my hot dogs through the Squishee machine.
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Task: Make Ned Puzzle Tourists (4h, Flanders House) Task: Make Apu Sell Tourists “Pâté” (4h, Kwik-E-Mart) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Around the World Pt. 11
After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:
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How much longer is this French thing going on? I'm tired of wearing a striped shirt and playing the accordion.
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The tourists love it. Keep honking your squeeze box!
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I do love it, but what I really want is what every man seeks in Paris... love.
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If I set you up on a date, can I stop playing the accordion?
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Seems fair.
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Selma, I got an adventure for you…
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Task: Make Homer Try to Persuade Selma to Date a Tourist (4h, Simpson House) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Around the World Pt. 12
After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:
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Sorry, Mr. Tourist, Selma refused to go on a date with you.
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I'm filled with ineffable sorrow. Crank up the accordion.
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But I did find you someone else who's willing to offer companionship.
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Hey there, mon ami. Care to spend an evening in Flanders' fields?
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Well… that moustache *is* pretty amazing.
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Task: Make Ned Cook Dinner for a Tourist (4h, Flanders House) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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La Bicyclette
After completing Around the World Pt. 12:
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What could be more wonderfully French than a basket of wine and bread on a bicycle?
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A basket of French fries in a deep fryer.
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You have a point.
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Task: Place La Bicyclette Task: Make Homer Celebrate France by Gorging on Fries (4h, Simpson House) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Act 2 Teaser Dialogue
After completing La Bicyclette:
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People of Springfield, our attempt to attract tourists with a fake “FrenchWorld” was the greatest success this city has ever seen.
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By which I mean, a mild success.
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Now it is time to decide what foreign culture to rip off next.
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As always, my rip-off suggestion box is open.
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System Message
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Be sure to come back on February 12th to see what opens up next!
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Act 2 Gameplay
Of Rice And Yen
Of Rice And Yen Pt. 1
After the user logs in on February 12:
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Time to put together our next fake foreign attraction.
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If tourists loved our phony France, they'll go nuts for a counterfeit Kyoto.
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Ooh, we can have tea ceremonies, Zen gardens…
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And fire-breathing dinosaurs. Thousands of fire-breathing dinosaurs.
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Task: Make Homer Create Fire-Breathing Dinosaurs (4h, Simpson House) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Of Rice And Yen Pt. 2
After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:
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We are foodie tourists looking for an adventurous dining experience that captures the special essence of Springfield.
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Have you tried Krusty Burger?
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We said adventurous, not suicidal.
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Task: Reach Level 7 and Build Krusty Burger Task: Make Homer Eat at Krusty Burger (30m, Krusty Burger) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Of Rice And Yen Pt. 3
After tapping on Krusty's exclamation mark:
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Krusty, could your burger joints help us create a Japanese atmosphere by serving sushi?
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Are you kidding? Raw fish stored next to a deep fryer and sliced up by an untrained teen?
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Eh, why not? Can't be any less dangerous than my “Salmonella Chicken Sandwich.”
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I really should have done more test marketing on that name.
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Task: Make Krusty Revamp the Menu (4h, Krusty Burger) Task: Make Homer Order a Krusty Sushi Meal (4h, Krusty Burger) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Of Rice And Yen Pt. 4
After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark:
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One of the things about Japan is that there are vending machines everywhere.
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Maybe we should add a few to make our “JapanWorld” more authentic.
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But no American tourist knows that, so why are you bringing it up?
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I'm getting a kickback from the vending machine company.
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Buy from a machine! Send Lisa Simpson to band camp!
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Task: Place a Vending Machine Task: Make Homer Do His Shopping (4h, Vending Machine) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Of Rice And Yen Pt. 5
After tapping on Ned's exclamation mark:
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Ned Flanders, there's a kind of person in Japan who is renowned for being entertaining, friendly, and hospitable.
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You're talking about geisha aren't you?
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Yes, and you seem like you have the best personality to be one for our tourist friends.
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Well, okay. Can I keep my moustache?
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As long as you wear the kimono.
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Task: Make Flanders Pose as a Geisha (4h, Krusty Burger)
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Being a geisha is exhausting.
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I've received so many indecent proposals.
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And a couple mighty decent ones.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Of Rice And Yen Pt. 6
After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark:
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One thing we need to do to make our JapanWorld really seem like Japan is keep it spotlessly clean.
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You're just saying that so I'll spend more time cleaning up Springfield.
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I'm only eight! I don't know how to manipulate adults.
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Also, if I don't get a pony I'll cry really hard.
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Cleaning up it is!
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Task: Make Homer Clean Springfield (4h) Task: Make Lisa Clean Springfield (4h) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Of Rice And Yen Pt. 7
After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark:
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Time for some kabuki theater!
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The actors dress up in over-the-top costumes and put on exaggerated, hideous masks.
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Willie, you want to join in?
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I'll get to work on me demon mask.
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You're good as you are.
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Task: Make Lisa Practice Kabuki Theater (4h, Simpson House) On job start:
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Lisa, your kabuki theater has taught me an important lesson. There *are* worse things than jazz.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Of Rice And Yen Pt. 8
After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark:
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Tourists are loving our pretend Japan. They're even absorbing the Zen principles of quiet meditation.
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You mean the Zen principles of final disaster! Everyone's too busy meditating to buy stuff at our stores.
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Our next fake tourist world will exude excitement, thrills, and a lot of bare skin.
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Overpriced sunblock for all!
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If the user has Quimby: Task: Make Quimby Clarify Where He Means (4h, Town Hall) Task: Make Homer Listen to the Mayor (4h, Town Hall or Simpson House) On job start:
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System Message
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Come back on February 24th to see what's coming next to Springfield!
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Act 3 Gameplay
The Noise From Brazil
The Noise From Brazil Pt. 1
After the user logs in on February 24th:
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To attract tourists who want excitement and energy, I have conferred with my most wise and trusted and advisor.
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That's me! And I think Brazil is fun!
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When I visited Rio, every one fell in love with me, from millionaires to street monkeys.
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The monkeys would give me cameras they'd stolen from other Americans.
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Then BrazilWorld will be our next tourist attraction! Anything to keep you happy Miss Springfield.
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Then how about…
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Except marriage.
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If the user has Quimby: Task: Make Quimby Plan A Brazilian Tourist Destination (4h, Town Hall) Task: Make Homer Plan to Eat a Brazilian Fruit Headdress (4h, Brown House) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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The Noise From Brazil Pt. 2
After tapping on Ned's exclamation mark:
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Mayor Quimby, you've got to do something about these Brazil-loving tourists.
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They're everywhere in their skimpy outfits, dancing and doing soccer tricks that frankly look like witchcraft.
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There's only one way to get drunken revellers off the streets.
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Build them a Brazilian tavern to get even more drunk in.
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Task: Build the Barra
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Ah, we had a barra just like that next to the orphanage.
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Back when I was your age, it was my favorite place to drink!
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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The Noise From Brazil Pt. 3
After tapping on Ned's exclamation mark:
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Look all these tourists. It's practically a carnival on our city streets.
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Actually, the Brazilian Carnaval is a Christian religious celebration.
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Presbylutheran Christian?
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No, that other really big denomination.
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That's worse than Carnaval being nothing!
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Task: Make Ned Hide From Sin (4h, Flanders House) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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The Noise From Brazil Pt. 4
After tapping on Ned's exclamation mark:
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Mr. Flanders, you'd enjoy Brazilian culture a lot more if you'd let me teach you to dance the samba.
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But samba is home to the Devil's worst henchmen: syncopation and hip pops.
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No, no, samba dancing is a wonderful way to stay fit and healthy.
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Just like other Brazilian exercises, such as jiu jitsu or flamboyance.
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Well, I'll try it. But if I hear bongo one, I'm out of here.
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Task: Make Ned Learn to Samba (4h, Flanders House) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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The Noise From Brazil Pt. 5
After tapping on Ned's exclamation mark:
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Thanks for the samba lessons, but as far as dancing, I'm going to stick to gently nodding along to Gregorian chants.
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Of course. But let me play one last blood-stirring samba beat.
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What's going on? My body is dancing by itself!
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You cannot stop it. You have caught the sweet fever of flamboyance! Oi!
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By the way, at this point it is usual to tip your dance instructor.
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Task: Make Ned Pray to Stop Doing the Samba (4h, Flanders House) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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The Noise From Brazil Pt. 6
After tapping on Ned's exclamation mark:
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Dr. Hibbert, you've got to help me. I've caught samba fever.
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I start to dance any time I hear Latin music. Taco commercials are a nightmare!
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Did it ever occur to you that you just like having fun?
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No! Now cure me with a drug!
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Fine. You're the doctor.
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Task: Make Ned Try to Cure Samba Fever (4h, Flanders House) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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The Noise From Brazil Pt. 7
After tapping on Ned's exclamation mark:
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Ned, I hear you're an excellent samba dancer.
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We all want to dance, but our men are useless.
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There's no other man in Springfield who can pop a hip like you can.
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You don't want to leave us hanging, do ya?
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Lord, it is my duty to help the afflicted… so I'm going to fire up the flamboyance. Oi!!!
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Task: Make Ned Dance for the Ladies (4h, Flanders House) Task: Make Ladies Watch Ned Dance [x3] (4h, Flanders House) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Who Wants to Be a Brazilianaire?
Who Wants to Be a Brazilianaire? Pt. 1
After tapping on Apu's exclamation mark:
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We got all these tourists coming to town, but they ain't spending dime one in my bar.
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They are avoiding the Kwik-E-Mart like the plague, thanks to reports that my milk is contaminated by the plague.
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And for some reason tourists are not excited by a sarcastic and self-loathing comic book vendor.
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Why don't we have a meeting in Moe's bar to decide what to do?
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My craphole? Forget it. Let's go to that nice new barra.
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Task: Make Springfielders Drink at Barra [x5] (4h, Barra) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Who Wants to Be a Brazilianaire? Pt. 2
After tapping on Apu's exclamation mark:
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I have discovered our problem: a travel review site called “TripButtinski”.
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The tourists are rating our establishments there. And there's worse news…
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Their ratings are accurate.
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Oh dear God, we're doomed.
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Task: Make Springfielders Drink in Despair at Barra [x5] (4h, Barra) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Who Wants to Be a Brazilianaire? Pt. 3
After tapping on Apu's exclamation mark:
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I have a solution to our TripButtinski problem.
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We pay tourists to write us good reviews.
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Isn't it a bit unethical to make people write nice things about us?
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Well, how about I write the nice things, and they just have to post them.
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Can't get fairer than that, Apu.
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Task: Make Springfielders Drink to the New Plan [x5] (4h, Barra) Task: Make Apu Ask “The Ethicist” at the Daily Fourth Gradian (4h, Kwik-E-Mart) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Who Wants to Be a Brazilianaire? Pt. 4
After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark:
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Moe, as you know I write “The Ethicist” column for the Daily Fourth Gradian, and I recently received an anonymous letter.
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It said Springfield business owners are paying tourists to write good reviews for tripbuttinski.
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Not true! Although, uh, what would a good review for my bar sound like?
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Um… “Moe's Tavern is a welcoming space with quality beer served by a friendly, honest host.”
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That is good! I'm gonna pay a tourist to post that right now!
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Task: Reach Level 15 and Build Moe's Tavern Task: Make Moe Write a Glowing Review of His Bar (4h, Moe's Tavern) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Who Wants to Be a Brazilianaire? Pt. 5
After tapping on Apu's exclamation mark:
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I'm paying so much for fake good reviews on TripButtinski that I'm actually losing money.
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You can't give up now. Just borrow some cash from Fat Tony.
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I offer great rates and various painless options for paying me back.
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How do I know I can trust you?
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Just check out my great reviews on TripButtinski.
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If the user has Fat Tony: Task: Make Fat Tony Loan Money (4h, Barra) Task: Make Apu Buy Great Reviews (4h, Kwik-E-Mart) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Who Wants to Be a Brazilianaire? Pt. 6
After tapping on Moe's exclamation mark:
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It's no use. No matter how many fake reviews we post online, tourists ain't coming into our businesses.
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Plus, now Fat Tony wants us to pay back the money we borrowed to pay for fake reviews.
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Don't worry, he said he had painless payback options.
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It's true I have painless options, however I am opting for the painful ones.
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Task: Make Businessmen Default on Their Mob Loans [x3] (4h, Barra) If the user has Fat Tony: Task: Make Fat Tony Break Some Knees (4h, Barra) Task: Make Springfielders Party in the Barra [x3] (4h, Barra) Task: Make Lisa Write a Scathing Ethics Column (4h, Simpson House) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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The Noise From Brazil (cont.)
The Noise From Brazil Pt. 8
After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark:
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Our experiment with the tourist industry has been a triumph! By which I mean a less-than-total failure.
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Not so fast. It's true, we've created three perfect vacation destinations: Frenchworld, JapanWorld, and BrazilWorld.
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Normally, these “worlds” would be manned by flawless robots that would, only occasionally, start killing guests.
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But we're the workers here. And we're not robots.
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Exactly, Lisa. So logically, the killer robots must be… the tourists!
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Task: Make Springfielders Hide in the Barra in Terror [x10] (4h, Barra)
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Since we can't possibly tell real tourists apart from killer robots, I declare Springfield off limits to all out-of-towners!
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System Message
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Congratulations! Your town has rejected the benefits of the global economy. Now back to subsisting on Cletus's beans.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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