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The Simpsons: Tapped Out Level 38 content update

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The Simpsons: Tapped Out Level 38 content update is the The forty content update for The Simpsons: Tapped Out and was released on January 16, 2014. It included two characters: Judge Snyder and Blue Haired Lawyer, two buildings: Court House and Springfield Grocery Store and four decorations: Lady Justice Statue, Khlav Kalash Stand, Greenpeace Boat and Knightboat.


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Level Up Message

The level up is message is spoken by Lindsay Naegle

Level Up Message
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Characters

Image Name Unlock message
Blue-haired lawyer.png Blue Haired Lawyer Tapped Out Unlock Blue Haired Lawyer.png
Roy Snyder.png Judge Snyder Tapped Out Unlock Judge Snyder.png

Buildings

Image Name Building time Costs Task Character(s) unlocked when built Level required
Court House Tapped Out.png Court House 1d 12h Cash138,450 Sentencing People to Jury Duty Judge Snyder 38
Springfield Grocery Store Tapped Out.png Springfield Grocery Store 24h Cash87,000 Price-Checking Embarrassing Items 38

Decorations

Image Name Costs Character(s) unlocked when built Level required
Tapped Out Lady Justice Statue.png Lady Justice Statue Cash4,500 38
Tapped Out Khlav Kalash Stand.png Khlav Kalash Stand Cash760 21
Greenpeace Boat.png Greenpeace Boat Cash1,300 21
Knight Boat.png Knightboat Donut40 15

Gameplay

Blue Haired Lawyer

The Devil Wears Blue Pt. 1

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark
Homer Ooh! There's a new flavor of Squishee at the Kwik-E-Mart!
Homer Mmm... Grey!
Lisa Eww Dad. This label says the main ingredient is mop water.
Homer Finally, a Squishee I can make at home. Lisa, go tell your mother to start mopping!
Ned I hate to be a noisy neighboreeno!
Homer THEN DON'T!
The player receives "The Devil Wears Blue Pt. 1" which is to "Make Homer Get Squishee Brain-Freeze". It takes 30 minutes and the player receives total Cash140 and XP20 in reward.
Homer Owww! My brain feels like it's frozen.
Lisa It's just like brain-freeze, dad.
Homer That doesn't sound right.

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Hello there! Did I hear a minor complaint about local business, ripe for a lawsuit?
Lisa Were you just hiding in the bushes?

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No, those bushes were just blocking my stealthy crouch. I'm taking them to court!

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And sir, frozen brain syndrome is no laughing matter. Why just last year, fewer than 7 people died of it.

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And I would be happy to help you receive the financial justice you deserve.

The Devil Wears Blue Pt. 2

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark
Lisa Dad, let's go. Remember your New Year's resolution of not trusting people who pop out of bushes.
Homer No, Lisa. That resolution was for shrubs. Bushes are fine.

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I'm not proposing anything illegal. Just your father an injury to become undeservedly rich off of other people's head-earned cash.
Lisa That is totally illegal! Dad, he's just trying to profit from your stupidity.
Homer Why if I had a dime for every time someone took advantage of my stupidity -

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Sir, I believe I'm legally entitled to a percentage of the dime in question. As well as all future dimes.
Homer See, Lisa, he's what's known as a go-getter. Now let the grown-ups discuss how Daddy can make a quick, questionably legal buck.
The player receives "The Devil Wears Blue Pt. 2" which is to "Make the Blue-Haired Lawyer Hatch Plans with Homer". It takes 12 hours and the player receives total Cash700 and XP160 in reward.
Homer So, all I have to do is get hurt in different shops around town and you'll let me have 30% of all the money we sue for?

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That's right, 30%!

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...minus my expenses, my hourly rate, my retainer, and my teenage daughter's retainer.
Homer I happily accept your less-than-generous offer!

The Devil Wears Blue Pt. 3

After tapping on Blue Haired Lawyer's exclamation mark

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As legal council. I recommend you head to you nearest unsanitary dining establishment.
Homer Krusty Buger it is! I love those thin brown crunchy things they have.

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French fries?
Homer No, cockroaches.
The player receives "The Devil Wears Blue Pt. 3" which is to "Reach Level 7 and Build a Krusty Burger" and "Make Homer Eat at Krusty Burger". It takes 30 minutes and the player receives total Cash140 and XP20 in reward.
Homer A moment on the lips, a lifetime... struggling with life-threatening digestive problems.
Homer I guess I'm going to have to sue this fine establishment for all the delicious pain and suffering it has caused me.
Krusty What?! I heard that!
Krusty You can't sue me! Every burger you buy comes wrapped in an ironclad contract.
Krusty Once you bite into that burger, you have legally consented to consuming any non-food products including diseases.

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Blast. Foiled by foil!

The Devil Wears Blue Pt. 4

After tapping on Blue Haired Lawyer's exclamation mark

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Alright Homer. I have a task so simple that even you can't mess it up.
Homer People usually regret saying that to me.

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All you have to do is drink a beer, watch the game, and hang out with friends at your favorite watering hole.
Homer WOO HOO!!

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...and then choke on a pretzel as you slip off your bar stool and ban your head on the ground.
Homer D'oh!
The player receives "The Devil Wears Blue Pt. 4" which is to "Reach Level 15 and Build Moe's Tavern" and "Make Homer Choke on a Pretzel". It takes 3 hours and the player receives total Cash145 and XP45 in reward.
Homer *thump* D'OH!
Moe What's-a-matter Homer? You didn't see one off those Victorian-era ghosts again, did you? 'Cause those were just albino hipsters.
Homer No... I'm... fine... *gasp* I mean I just... chocked on one of your pretzels.
Moe Pretzel? Where do you think you are? The Ritz? We don't have the money to stock pretzels, with their fancy curves. If it dosen't pickle, I don't serve it.
Homer Maybe it was a pickled pretzel?

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If I may interject, my client appears to have chocked on a food product served in your establishment.
Moe I see how it is. The ol' slip n' fall. The din n' trip. The choke n' sue.
Moe Well, I'm assembling my legal counsel right now - two shells for my shotgun. Any objections?

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This won't be the last you see of us!
Homer Yeah, I'll probably come back tomorrow.

The Devil Wears Blue Pt. 5

After tapping on Blue Haired Lawyer's exclamation mark

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All I need is your John Hancock and I'll be ready to deliver the lawsuits, Mr. Simpson.
Homer ...

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Your autograph.
Homer ...

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Just write your name.
Homer Can I sign with an X?
The player receives "The Devil Wears Blue Pt. 5" which is to "Make the Blue-Haired Lawyer Deliver Lawsuits To Local Businesses". It takes 24 hours and the player receives total Cash1,100 and XP235 in reward.

The Devil Wears Blue Pt. 6

After tapping on Apu's sexclamation mark
Apu I cannont believe that Mr. Simpson is suing me! After I kindly allowed him to eat the hot dogs I dropped on the floor. At the full price.
Krusty Yeah, me too! He was only one burger away from joining the Krusty Burger VIP Club. You get to eat the same burger hind a velvet rope.
Apu I'm sure Homer would listen to us, if we came as friends rather than foes.
Moe I ain't Homer's friend. Not anymore! I'm sanding his butt groove out of his favorite stool.
Krusty That's the spirit - we don't need him. There are plenty of fast slobs in this town. Homer's banned from Krusty Burgers nationwide INCLUDING GUAM.
Moe Without grease or alcohol, Homer won't last a day.
The player receives "The Devil Wears Blue Pt. 6" which is to "Make Apu Attend Negotiations", "Make Krusty Attend Negotiations", "Make Moe Attend Negotiations", "Make the Blue-Haired Lawyer Attend Negotiations", and "Make Homer Attend Negotiations". It takes 4 hours and the player receives total Cash1,060 and XP260 in reward.
Homer Hi, friends. Isn't it nice, all of us hanging out outside of work?
Moe Can it, Homer. I've already replaced you with a shaved bear and he makes way less of mess in the bathroom.

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My client will not be intimidated by your verbal abuse. Although he will sue for intimidation.
Apu Mr. Simpson, surely we can settle this like we do in India - accept your fate, live with your head down and be rewarded in the afterlife.
Moe Why are you listening to this guy, Homer. We've got your best interests at heart - booze and fried food, day in and day out.
Homer He told me I could get rich by doing basically nothing! You know how my two dreams in my life are to be rich and lazy.
Krusty Leave being rich for the rich. A schlub like you would probably fill his swimming pool with water.

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I'm afraid this meeting is over, and I need to itemize Mr. Simpsons's bill. Three angry men - $10,000. Table - $3,000. Oxygen we are breathing - $500.
Homer You guys are still coming to my BBQ, right? Slam the door in my face if you are.

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Door slam - $1,000.

The Devil Wears Blue Pt. 7

After tapping on Moe's sexclamation mark
Moe That's it! Homer's gonna play hardball, then I'm going to have to brush up on my sports analogies.
Krusty We need to get Homer alone. We can fool... I mean reason with Homer when he's by himself.
Apu Exactly. Deep down, underneath layer after layer after layer after layer of fat, he's a good man.
Moe I know, let's invite Homer to the Gulp'N'Blow for a meal...
Krusty Yeah, maybe if we butter him up a little, we can convince him to drop the lawsuits. It usually works with my secretaries.
The player receives "The Devil Wears Blue Pt. 7" which is to "Make Homer Negotiate in Secret", "Make Apu Negotiate in Secret", "Make Krusty Negotiate in Secret" and "Make Moe Negotiate in Secret". It takes 6 hours and the player receives total Cash1,000 and XP220 in reward.

The Devil Wears Blue Pt. 8

After tapping on Homer's sexclamation mark
Homer I don't want to *hic* sue you guys. But that lawyer, with all his technical terms like stapler and *hic* three-hole punch...
Krusty Oh lawyers - one minute they're your best friend. The next, they're suing you for accidentally chopping off their hands.
Moe You've got to do what millions of Americans do everyday. You've got to get drunk and hope this all magically disappears.
Homer Yeah! I'm going to forget this lawsuit like I did my regular suit, when I left it at the cleaners.
Apu I am so relieved I can hardly believe it! I thought I would have to mark up all the prices in Kwik-E-Mart to pay for this law suit!
Apu Oh, what the heck, since I am feeling so cheerful I will mark them up anyway!
The player receives "The Devil Wears Blue Pt. 8" which is to "Make Homer Avoid the Lawyer". It takes 8 hours and the player receives total Cash375 and XP80 in reward.

The Devil Wears Blue Pt. 9

After tapping on the Blue Haired Lawyer's sexclamation mark

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While I was hiding in the bushes, I overhead those business owners convince Homer to blow me off.

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I ought to sue him for everything he's worth...

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...which apparently is negative $10,000.
The player receives "The Devil Wears Blue Pt. 9" which is to "Make the Blue-Haired Lawyer Look Unimpressed". It takes 8 hours and the player receives total Cash520 and XP115 in reward.

The Devil Wears Blue Pt. 10

After tapping on the Mr. Burns's sexclamation mark
Mr. Burns You there! Blue-haired man crouched behind that shrub! Your dead eyes and bitter sneer suggest you are a lawyer?

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Not to mention my humorless bench ads!
Mr. Burns Ooh... I like your nasal accent.
Mr. Burns How's your conscience? I need an employee that will cater to my every whim, no matter how sick or twisted they may be.
Smithers But Mr. Burns, what about me?!
Mr. Burns You should have thought about this before you told me I couldn't open my plane window because it would "kill us all."

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Personally I'd sue the airline and the plane manufacturer for the lack of personal window options on every plane.
Mr. Burns Excellent. You're hierd.
The player receives "The Devil Wears Blue Pt. 10" which is to "Make Mr. Burns Blue-Haired Lawyer Dino Ride". It takes 16 hours and the player receives total Cash1,600 and XP410 in reward.

Level 38

Scandalous Spending Pt. 1

After tapping on Wiggum's exclamation mark
Wiggum You said it was an emergency, sir? I ran all the way here. At least until I passed out and an ambulance took me the rest of the way.
Quimby I, er, need you to take care of someone for me, Wiggum.
Wiggum Don't you usually go to the mob when you need someone take care of?
Quimby Not that kind of taken care of! I just need you to sweep something under the rug.
Wiggum Don't you usually go to the janitor when you need something swept under the rug?
Quimby No, you idiot! A copy of the town's financial records went missing and now someone is blogging about them.
Quimby Since this is time-sensitive and your skills as a detective leave ah... much to be desired, I'll let you use my copy of NSA's new 'Super Snooper' software.
Wiggum Sure think Mayor, I'll get right on it!
The player receives "Scandalous Spending Pt. 1" which is to "Make Chief Wiggum Procrastinate". It takes 12 hours and the player receives total Cash520 and XP110 in reward.
Wiggum This spying software is great! It's like a video game except everything is in real time and I can't use donuts to speed it up.
Wiggum ...
Wiggum Do something, you boring productive members of society!
Wiggum ...
Wiggum That's it, you have three seconds to do something interesting or I'll shoot!
Wiggum Three!
Wiggum Two!
Wiggum *BANG*
Wiggum Oops, I fired early. Also, I shouldn't have fired at all.

Scandalous Spending Pt. 2

After tapping on Wiggum's exclamation mark
Wiggum Lou, is shooting a computer under warranty?
Lou We don't have any warranties. You told me to use that money to buy police cut-off shorts.
Wiggum And you've never looked better, Lou.
Eddie If you need to use a computer, why don't you head down to the Java Server. They have free Wi-Fi, as well as free refills, freeloaders, and free Tibet merchandise.
Wiggum Great idea, Eddie. When Christmas bonus time comes around, expect an extra pair of cut-offs.
The player receives "Scandalous Spending Pt. 2" which is to " Make Chief Wiggum Use free Wi-Fi at the Java Server". It takes 3 hours and the player receives total Cash235 and XP45 in reward.
Wiggum All-you-can-drink pumpkin spice lattes? I should have shot my computer sooner!
Wiggum Wait a minute, Super Snooper says that the blogger's been posting from this very cafe.
Wiggum Time to get up and do some good old-fashioned detective work. Eh, I'll just scoot my chair over.

Scandalous Spending Pt. 3

After tapping on Comic Book Guy's exclamation mark
Comic Book Guy Finally I've found a form of activism that doesn't require participating in 5K's ‚blogging!
Comic Book Guy And all this publishing of Springfield's shameful misuse of public funds has actually made me lose a little finger weight. I can't wait to buy new gloves!
Comic Book Guy Now time to become my sexy Guy Fawkes alter ego and tear down the government. What scandal should I scan in today?
Comic Book Guy How about the Mayor's private jet with the name ‚ ‘Mayor Force Fun'.
Comic Book Guy Two puns in one name?! Shameless!
The player receives "Scandalous Spending Pt. 3" which is to "Make Comic Book Guy Become a Slacktivist". It takes 30 minutes and the player receives total Cash140 and XP20 in reward.

Scandalous Spending Pt. 4

After tapping on Chief Wiggum's exclamation mark
Wiggum Freeze, fatty! You're under arrest.
Comic Book Guy You can't arrest me if you can't catch me.
Wiggum But you didn't go anywhere,
Comic Book Guy You and I both know how embarrassing that chase would be.
The player receives "Scandalous Spending Pt. 4" which is to "Make Chief Wiggum Bust Budget Blogger". It takes 10 hours and the player receives total Cash450 and XP100 in reward.

Scandalous Spending Pt. 5

After tapping on Wiggum's exclamation mark
Wiggum Alright, whistleblower. You're under arrest for theft of government property, espionage, and murder.
Wiggum But if you confess to the first two, we'll drop the murder charge.
Comic Book Guy I own all the Law and Order action figures, so I know I have the right to a fair and speedy trial with a jury of my peers.
Wiggum “Fair and speedy trial?” There's no way that's a thing. “Speedy” is a funny made-up word, not a law word.
Lou Actually Chief, it's right here in the rulebook. We got to give him a trial.
Wiggum You don't say! Huh, I've got a lot of families to apologize to.
The player receives "Scandalous Spending Pt. 5" which is to "Build Court House". It takes 1d and 12h, the player receives total Cash100 and XP10 in reward.

Scandalous Spending Pt. 6

After tapping on Wiggum's exclamation mark
Wiggum I'm here to make you a deal. Instead of going to court, you give my son your first edition Radioactive Man comic and we'll wipe this whole business under the rug.
Ralph Paper tastes better when it has super heroes on it.
Comic Book Guy I'd rather go on a hunger strike… and that means something coming from a man my size!
Comic Book Guy Speaking of hunger, it's been an hour since I last ate. Can I have a Krusty burger?
Wiggum Krusty burgers are for law abiding citizens. And due to a recent sponsorship, last meal recipients.
Comic Book Guy Then take me to the courthouse! At least they have a cafeteria.
The player receives "Scandalous Spending Pt. 6" which is to "Make Comic Book Guy Attend Court Hearing", "Make Chief Wiggum Attend Court Hearing", and "Make Judge Snyder Preside Over a Court Session". Comic Book Guy's and Chief Wiggum's task take 12 hours and Judge Snyder task takes 4 hours and the player receives total Cash1,360 and XP310 in reward.
Judge Snyder Mr. Jefferey Albertson. How do you plead to the charges put before this court?
Comic Book Guy Not guilty!
Judge Snyder Of course you do. Everyone does. Why do I even bother asking. I think I might be bad at my job.
After the task is complete.
Judge Snyder Thanks to budget cuts and my waning attention span, we go straight from plea to verdict! And the court finds the defendant NOT-GUILTY.
Judge Snyder Sorry, slip of the tongue, I mean GUILTY. Man, I really AM bad at my job.
Judge Snyder The mandatory punishment for this crime is SHAME! I sentence you to a week confined to a pillory in front of town hall.
Comic Book Guy But I belittle kids for a living. Kids with free afternoons and access to overly ripe tomatoes!
Judge Snyder Due to your girth and wrist size, we'll have to order a new extra large pillory from, Take a Chill Pill-ory.
Judge Snyder Unfortunately, because of our over strained budgets, and the fact that such a store has never existed in the show, we don't currently have such a store.
Judge Snyder So you're free to go.
Comic Book Guy The irony. The same bureaucracy I was fighting to stop, saved me from humiliation and embarrassment. Thank you, misappropriated funds!
Judge Snyder On an unrelated note, the courthouse cafeteria is closed until further notice.
Comic Book Guy Worst‚ Victory‚ Ever!

Two Extra Eyes On Springfield Pt. 1

After tapping on Brockman's exclamation mark

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My ratings are in a slump, and the network is threatening to replace me with one of the members of the Blue Man Group. I'm not sure which one, but nobody is.
Lisa Why don't you follow in the footsteps of Edward R. Murrow and Walter Cronkite and uphold the highest standard of journalism?

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Little girl, you've given me a great idea. I should tell my security to not let little girls into the building.

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I've got to get back to my roots - special interest pieces on the diverse and welcoming community that is Springfield.

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Now time to find some nut job whose depressing tale I can peddle for profits.
The player receives "Two Extra Eyes On Springfield Pt. 1" which is to "Make Brockman Find a Human Interest Piece". It takes 4 hours and the player receives total Cash275 and XP55 in reward.

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It seems someone forgot to sign out of this computer. But as a professional journalist, I'm above digging through someone's dirty laundry.

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Note to self: return Monty Burns' dirty laundry before he grows suspicious.

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Well, one click won't hurt!... AHHH! So many exotic photos of Chief Wiggum! Eew, the apple in his mouth was a poor choice.

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Wait, what's this Super Snooper thing? *Gasp* Wiggum has been spying on the whole town.

Two Extra Eyes On Springfield Pt. 2

After tapping on Brockman's exclamation mark

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This 'spy' story could finally make me important enough to have a Wikipedia page that I didn't write. Or better yet, it could be used to spy me up an even better story!

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That'll keep that blue man where he belongs - Vegas! And sometimes on tour!
The player receives "Two Extra Eyes On Springfield Pt. 2" which is to "Make Brockman Snoop on Fellow Springfielders". It takes 5 hours and the player receives total Cash300 and XP60 in reward.

Two Extra Eyes On Springfield Pt. 3

After tapping on Brockman's exclamation mark

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My job is saved thanks to all this government sanctioned dirt. Time for a tough choice.

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Take the boring stupid high road and report on Chief Wiggum spying.

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OR take the totally awesome low road full of winners and report on gossip.
The player receives "Two Extra Eyes On Springfield Pt. 3" which is to "Make Brockman Broadcast Internet Gossip as News". It takes 6 hours and the player receives total Cash325 and XP65 in reward.

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I'm happy to report tonight's edition of "Eye on Springfield" won its time slot, beating out both tone bars and OFF.

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And now the actual news of the world will be scrolled on screen faster than the human eye can read.

Two Extra Eyes On Springfield Pt. 4

After tapping on Ned's exclamation mark
Ned By the pitchforks and torch-o-reenos, I'm guessing there's an angry mob forming.
Marge I'm so furios at Brockman for spilling all our secrets, I almost can't cook this ham.
Marge Oh who am I kidding, I can cook a ham anywhere, anytime.
Ned And I feel so ashamed that everyone knows that I'm not left handed. I'm ambidextrous... with a prefence for my left! *sob*
Ned Well, I suppose mob justice is the good book's preferred form of justice. Hand me that baseball bat.
Jasper Finally! I knew I got a knife installed in this cane for a reason.
Moe BURN DOWN THE NEWS STATION!
Marge No! If we riot, think of all that extra news Brockman will get to report. We've got to handle this in a way no one will care about - a peaceful protest!
The player receives "Two Extra Eyes On Springfield Pt. 4" which is to "Make Citizens Protest"(15x). It takes 24 hours and the player receives total Cash600 and XP150 from each character in reward.

Two Extra Eyes On Springfield Pt. 5

After tapping on Marge's exclamation mark
Marge Shame on you, Brockman. Think of the children. And all their terrible secrets you uncovered.
Marge Now that I say it aloud, shouldn't we be alarmed that all of our children have terrible secrets?

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Bot no one was watching my show. You had backed me into a wall with your lack of interest and my poor performance.

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What other choice did I have? My numbers were down! My only sponsors were Consolidated Lint and political ads for inmate elections.

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So I used Police Chief Wiggum's snooping software to find gossip.
Marge Wiggum was spying on the town?
Jasper We have a police chief?
Moe Can we please riot now?
Marge You know what? I'm going to not say no.
The player receives "Two Extra Eyes On Springfield Pt. 5" which is to "Make Citizens Storm Police Station"(15x). It takes 12 hours and the player receives total Cash600 and XP150 from each character in reward.
Wiggum Quimby! Help! Brockman told the town about the Super Snooper. And they're trying to break down the door! Luckily it's made of reinforced steel.
Quimby No it's not. I misappropriated those funds for the "Council to Get Miss Springfield Some Jewelry" which I had to form that time I forget her birthday.
Wiggum But the whole town's out for MY blood! We're on the cusp of a revolution!
Quimby Just yours? Not mine? Well, that's okay then. Call if you have a real emergency.

Two Extra Eyes On Springfield Pt. 6

After tapping on Wiggum's exclamation mark
Wiggum Mayor Quimby, I look like a pig and I sequeal like a pig. If I go down, I'm taking you with me.
Quimby Twenty years of salary cuts and this is how you repay me?
Quimby Fine! I'll win them back just like I do every year with a confusing speech, a winning smile, and counting dead people as voters.
The player receives "Two Extra Eyes On Springfield Pt. 6" which is to "Make Quimby Give a Speech". It takes 60 minutes and the player receives total Cash170 and XP27 from each character in reward.
Quimby Listen up everyone. I am sure there is a perfectly reasonable explanation for the entire sequence of events that has lead up to this point.
Moe Oh yeah? What's that then?!
Quimby I have no idea. Which is why I'm forming a non-partisan committee to look into this.
Quimby It will be composed of cheerleaders from professional sports teams, and will meet at sea on my government-purchased yacht.
Sea Captain Yar, finally a government body I can stand behind.
After the task is complete.
Lisa No, don't listen to him! He's just trying to divert our attention.
Quimby Oh no, a precocious little girl. Every politician's worst nightmare. Time to bail!
Quimby I er...think we can all agree that it was uh...all Wiggum's fault. Vote Quimby!

Two Extra Eyes On Springfield Pt. 7

After tapping on Moe's exclamation mark
Moe Time to roast this pig at the stake! Any last words, Wiggum?
Wiggum I had a statement prepared, but I left the note cards in my police cut-offs.
Lisa Stop! We can't stoop to his level and break the law ourselves. We should challenge Wiggum's heinous trespasses in court!
Moe Aw, nobody will let me use my pig-roasting spit - not the building association, not the health apartment, and now not even an angry mob.
The player receives "Two Extra Eyes On Springfield Pt. 7" which is to "Make Chief Wiggum Attend Court Hearing", "Make Citizens Attend Court Hearing" and "Make Judge Snyder Preside Over a Court Session". It takes 12 hours and 4 hours and the player receives Cash100 and XP10 from each character in reward.
Judge Snyder Now why did you all pull me out of my chambers? I was in the middle of a very impoerant nap.
Lisa Chief Wiggum has publicly admitted to spying on the people of Springfield using a piece of dubious, government developed software.
Judge Snyder And...?
Lisa Well, it's immoral, unethical, and unconscionable.
Judge Snyder None of those words are illegal. I'm not here to decide what's right or wrong.
Lisa That's exactly what you're supposed to do.
Judge Snyder Man, maybe I'm notcut out for this. And maybe I should stop doubting myself aloud while in the midst of a case.
Judge Snyder Either way, NOT GUILTY!
Judge Snyder Now if you excuse me, I've got some soul searching to do...

Snyder House Rules Pt. 1

After tapping on Judge Snyder's exclamation mark
Judge Snyder You know, I signed up to be a judge because of the breezy uniform but who knew it would be so much work.
Judge Snyder I should go on one of those traveling staycations I've been hearing so much about.
Judge Snyder Where should I go? Why, Arizona? Or Whynot, Mississippi?
Snake Yo, let me know when you're going. I can keep an eye on your house, maybe even watch your dog for you.
Snake Unless you don't have a dog which will make the robbing all the easier.
Judge Snyder On second thought, maybe I should take one of those at-home vacations I've been hearing so much about.
The player receives "Snyder House Rules Pt. 1" which is to "Place a Minnow Pond" and "Make Judge Snyder Take a 24 Hour Vacation". It takes 24 hours and the player receives total Cash700 and XP150 in reward.
Judge Snyder Ah, nature - can anything compare to your beauty? Well, maybe photographs of nature. And nature documentaries.
Judge Snyder This lovely pond reminds why I moved to Springfield in the first place - lax building codes.

Snyder House Rules Pt. 2

After tapping on Judge Snyder's exclamation mark
Judge Snyder That vacation reminded me that I'm so much more than just a judge that passes down verdicts, I'm also a man that passes down verdicts.
Judge Snyder Time to start living my dreams.
Judge Snyder Starting with my long-time but never-before-mentioned dream of being an actor.
Judge Snyder Krusty is holding auditions for Moses in a straight-to-cell-phone production of 'The Exodus'.
Judge Snyder I did have a short lived TV show called 'Naked Court.' At least they told me it was a TV show...
The player receives "Snyder House Rules Pt. 2" which is to "Make Judge Snyder Try Out for a Role". It takes 12 hours and the player receives total Cash520 and XP110 in reward.

Snyder House Rules Pt. 3

After tapping on Krusty's exclamation mark
Krusty Hey hey hey! Judge Snyder! I admit I was drunk but Mr. Teeny was behind the wheel - I swear!
Judge Snyder Actually I'm looking to branch out from the under-appreciated world of justice to the over-appreciated world of acting. I'm auditioning for the role of Moses.
Krusty Wonderful! But you'll never get it like that. Justice might be blind, but the public isn't. And you're a little too...
Judge Snyder ...rotund?
Krusty No, that's not the word I'm looking for. Hefty? Heavy-Set? I got it - morbidly obese!
Judge Snyder I feel we could have stopped at rotund.
The player receives "Snyder House Rules Pt. 3" which is to "Make Judge Snyder Get in Shape for a Role". It takes 60 minutes and the player receives total Cash170 and XP27 in reward.

Snyder House Rules Pt. 4

After tapping on Krusty's exclamation mark
Krusty Judge Snyder! This time both Mr. Teeny and I where drunk but I don't think a crop duster is considered a vehicle.
Judge Snyder No Krusty, I'm still here for the audition. I've lost 30 pounds. Plus I donated my robe to be turned into a 6-person tent.
Judge Snyder So are you ready to part the Red Sea for me?
Krusty What? Oh yeah, Moses. Well, no one is going to see the film anyway. You've got yourself a deal.
The player receives "Snyder House Rules Pt. 4" which is to "Make Judge Snyder Act in a Local Film". It takes 8 hours and the player receives total Cash375 and XP80 in reward.