Moonshine River/Quotes

Quotes

Season 24 Episode Quotes

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[Bart visits Jenny's house and he knocks the door. Jenny answers the door]

Jenny: Eat my shorts!

[Jenny shuts the door cuts to Darcy's house. Darcy opens the door]

Darcy: Drop dead.

[Darcy shuts the door cuts to Gina's cell. Gina opens the cell]

Gina: Eat fist jerk!

[Gina punches Bart and shuts the cell door]

[Bart is in front of Nikki McKenna's house. Nikki answers the door.]

Nikki McKenna: You've got a lot of nerve showing up here. And not giving me a kiss.

[Bart kisses Nikki.]

Nikki: Inappropriate!

[Bart faces the opposite direction.]

Nikki: I miss you!

[Bart walks towards Nikki.]

Nikki: Stalker!

[Bart runs off.]

Nikki: Save me!

[Bart knocks on the door of Cletus' house. Cletus answers.]

Cletus Spuckler: Is you one of my kids?

Bart Simpson: No, sir!

Cletus: Prove it!

Bart: A, B, C -

Cletus: Alright, alright, you convinced me Einstein!

[Homer consoles Bart on his love life.]

Homer: "You've learned a very valuable life lesson, boy. Which is that love doesn't exist, except briefly between a man and a woman before marriage. After that it's just hangin' out with someone who kinda hates ya, but ya can't get it together to leave."

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Moonshine River • Treehouse of Horror XXIII • Adventures in Baby-Getting • Gone Abie Gone • Penny-Wiseguys • A Tree Grows in Springfield • The Day the Earth Stood Cool • To Cur, with Love • Homer Goes to Prep School • A Test Before Trying • The Changing of the Guardian • Love Is a Many-Splintered Thing • Hardly Kirk-ing • Gorgeous Grampa • Black-Eyed, Please • Dark Knight Court • What Animated Women Want • Pulpit Friction • Whiskey Business • The Fabulous Faker Boy • The Saga of Carl • Dangers on a Train