The Simpsons: Tapped Out Easter 2014 content update

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The forty-ninth content update, known as the "Easter 2014 Event" for The Simpsons: Tapped Out is a content update that was released on April 15, 2014.

Easter 2014's Artwork

Easter 2014's App Icon

Easter 2014 Guide

Characters

Image Name Unlock message Bunny #24601 300px Egg Council Guy Hugs Bunny Father Sean Shary Bobbins Chirpy Boy and Bart Jr. 200px Crazy Cat Lady 300px Mojo the Helper Monkey

Decorations

Image Name Costs Easter Banner 12,500 Pastel Picket Fence 100px Gold Easter Box Easter Float 15,000 Kodos Topiary 100px Gold Easter Box (or 15) Kang Topiary 100px Gold Easter Box (or 15) Faberege Egg 100 Sumatran Century Flower 75 Easter Gate 100px Gold Easter Box (or 40) Beach Towel and Umbrella 100px Blue Easter Box Easter Tree 100px Blue Easter Box Easter Pond 100px Pink Easter Box Easter Egg Pile 100px Pink Easter Box Easter Fence 100px100px Blue or Pink Easter Box Frinkthetic Egg Generator 1 40 Frinkthetic Egg Generator 2 75

Buildings

Image Name Costs Blocko Store 100px Blue Easter Box Johnny Fiestas 100px Pink Easter Box Crazy Cat House 180 Fireworks Candy and Puppies 60 Banana Dictatorship 100px Gold Easter Box

Easter Boxes

In your Springfield, you zap bunnies to earn blue or pink eggs. One bunny generates every five minutes, with a maximum of 40 bunnies in your town at one time. The Bunny Stunner is activated when you tap and hold, and it stuns any bunny within proximity of your finger. You can also get eggs in your friends' towns by tapping on their buildings. The first 30 taps give you 5 eggs per tap, the next 30 give you 4 eggs per tap, the next 30 give you 2 eggs per tap, and the remaining 180 taps give you 1 egg per tap.

There are three types of Easter boxes, blue, pink, and gold. Once you collect 500 eggs of a certain color, you receive an Easter box for that color. The blue and pink eggs come from the bunnies, while the gold eggs are prizes from the blue and pink Easter boxes.

Players of the update are divided into two groups, the pink group and the blue group. Those in the pink group receive a majority of pink eggs, with quests and tasks rewarding pink eggs. Those in the blue group receive a majority of blue eggs, with quests and tasks rewarding blue eggs. There is no gold group. The odds for a box depend on which group you are in.

Easter baskets

Easter baskets can be obtained through donuts or by zapping bunnies. Once you place an Easter basket, a friend can place 100 eggs of one color (blue or pink) into that basket, and receive 50 eggs of the other color in exchange. A maximum of 400 eggs can be placed in a basket for exchange, and once that happens, the basket disappears. The owner of the basket will receive the 400 eggs placed in the basket. Baskets only work for one-way exchanges; blue to pink baskets only work in that direction, and vice-versa.

Image Name Costs Blue Egg Basket 10 0.3% chance from bunny drop Pink Egg Basket 10 0.3% chance from bunny drop

Store

Image Name Costs 550 Blue Eggs 15 1700 Blue Eggs 25 4550 Blue Eggs 50 550 Pink Eggs 15 1700 Pink Eggs 25 4550 Pink Eggs 50 5700 Pink and Blue Eggs 100 550 Golden Eggs 15 (only from May 8) 1700 Golden Eggs 25 (only from May 8) 4550 Gold Eggs 50 (only from May 8)

Prizes

Pink Easter Box

• Chirpy Boy & Bart Junior cannot be awarded before 12 boxes and is guaranteed at 80 boxes.
• Blocko Store cannot be awarded before 12 boxes is guaranteed at 81 boxes.

Image Name Blue Odds Pink Odds Chirpy Boy and Bart Jr. (or 250) 2% 5% Blocko Store (or 250) 3% 5% Easter Fence 20% 20% Beach Towel and Umbrella 15% 12.5% Easter Tree 15% 12.5% 100 (if Blue eggs is your group) 0% 45% 300 (if Pink eggs is your group) 45% 0%

Blue Easter Box

• The Egg Council Guy cannot be awarded before 12 boxes and is guaranteed at 81 boxes.
• Johnny Fiestas cannot be awarded before 12 boxes and is guaranteed at 80 boxes.

Image Name Blue Odds Pink Odds Egg Council Guy (or 250) 5% 2% Johnny Fiestas (or 250) 5% 3% Easter Pond 12.5% 15% Easter Egg Pile 12.5% 15% Easter Fence 20% 20% 100 (if Pink eggs is your group) 45% 0% 300 (if Blue eggs is your group) 0% 45%

Gold Easter Box

• Shary Bobbins cannot be awarded before 20 boxes and is guaranteed at 80 boxes.
• Hugs Bunny is guaranteed at 81 boxes.
• Father Sean is guaranteed at 50 boxes.
• Bunny #24601 is guaranteed at 20 boxes.
• Banana Dictatorship is guaranteed at 15 boxes.

Image Name Odds Hugs Bunny 3% Father Sean 5% Shary Bobbins 2% Bunny #24601 12% Banana Dictatorship 16% Easter Gate 17% Kodos Topiary 7% Kang Topiary 7% Pastel Picket Fence 31%

Gameplay

Easter

Four-Day Weekend For Our Sins Pt. 1

After the player logs in Whaaaaack...ing....day...whack...ing...day..... Whack-ing-day!... Whack-ing-day! WHACKINGDAY!!! WHACKINGDAY!!! WHACKINGDAYWHACKINGDAYWHACKINGDAYWHACKINGDAYWHACKINGDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Lisa, know what day it is? Here's a hint -- it's the day we whack snakes with sticks until they die. Can you guess? ... Oh, right. I forgot you're not a fan. But even YOU can appreciate my new whacking stick. It's got everything -- a handle, the part you hit the snack with... and that's all. I've always been partial to Crushman Co.'s line of whacking sticks: the Brainseeker, the Snake Harmer, the Blunt Force Mama... Sure, those were fine sticks in their day. But the new carbon fiber whackers are light years ahead. It's almost like the snake is whacking itself. In all our squabbling over personal preference, let's not lose sight of the true meaning of Whacking Day -- God hates snakes. The player receives "Four-Day Weekend For Our Sins Pt. 1" which is to "Make Homer Prepare for Whacking Day", "Make Apu Prepare for Whacking Day", and "Make Willie Prepare for Whacking Day". It takes 24 hours.

Four-Day Weekend For Our Sins Pt. 2

After tapping on Homer ... Whacking Day is here, and all we've got in town are rabbits? How am I supposed to murder adorable, innocent bunnies? By bashing them in the skull, same as the snakes. I'll show ye. Willie, you wouldn't! Oot a me way, little girl! Now, I simply entice the fluffy devil to me with a carrot, raise me whacking stick, look into its innocent soulful eyes and... and... Ach! I canneh wack them. And now you don't have to! Thanks to my latest least-plausible -- the Bunny Stunner! Instead of humanely bopping them on the head, it will humanely shoot thousands of volts through their body. How is that humane? They've very few amps. Ugh, a science lesson?! Just shut up and let me try it already. The player receives "Four-Day Weekend For Our Sins Pt. 2" which is to "Humanely Zap Bunnies (x10)". I guess the upside here is that by letting the bunnies live, we can whack them again and again. It's quantity over quality -- the hallmark of Simpsons Tapped Out!

Four-Day Weekend For Our Sins Pt. 3

After tapping on Lisa Is it my imagination, or are these bunnies... laying eggs? You don't think that these are ACTUAL Easter Bunnies, do you? So the Easter Bunny is real? Because my friend Janey doesn't believe in him, yet she still gets a basket. It's only anecdotal evidence, but it's sent shock waves through the entire second grade's belief system. Of course the Easter Bunny is real! Don't listen to that moron Janey. Just cling tight to your remaning innocence with all your strenght, little girl. Okay, will do. Phew. Now, stand aside. Daddy's got some eggs to collect. The player receives "Four-Day Weekend For Our Sins Pt. 3" which is to "Make Homer Steal Easter Eggs". It takes 12 hours

Four-Day Weekend For Our Sins Pt. 4

After tapping on Ned Bunnies instead of snakes? It makes no sense! Maybe it does. Consider that over the years, we've whacked the local snake population into near-extinction. Leaving bunnies without a key predator, thereby allowing their numbers to explode. Once again, we see evidence of the fludity of natural ecosystems. Animal populations change over time depending on their environment. So you're saying that all these bunnies are proof that nature is capable of adaptation and change. Sort of like evolution? I suppose... Well, we can't have evidence of evolution hopping around everywhere. Time to go bunny-huntin'! The player receives "Four-Day Weekend For Our Sins Pt. 4" which is to "Make Ned Hunt Bunnies". It takes 16 hours

Four-Day Weekend For Our Sins Pt. 5

After tapping on Homer I remember my first rabbit hunt like it was yesterday. I had hired myself out as a guide on an African safari. My client's name? Teddy Roosevelt. Dad, that's great, but I'm kind of busy right-- We were pushing through the undernush, in search of a 12-point bull rabbit the indigenous people called "El Guapo." Teddy Roosevelt died before you were born, "El Guapo" is Spanish, and "12-point" refers to antlers, which rabbits don't have. Now, I really have to-- I spotted El Guapo up ahed. He was leaning casually on the rim of his rabbit hole, chomping a carrot and giving me the old "What's up, Doc?" That's a cartoon and-- I snuck up to him, but just before I shot, the wascally bandit informed me that wabbit season had just ended, and that it was now duck season. Imagine my shock! The player receives "Four-Day Weekend For Our Sins Pt. 5" which is to "Make Homer Endure One of Grampa's Stories". It takes 24 hours

Four-Day Weekend For Our Sins Pt. 6

After tapping on Apu Hello, Lisa! Care to choose from our selection of ultra-high-quality Easter-themed items? A few days ago this store was stuffed with Whacking Day supplies. How'd you switch to Easter so quickly? You think it's so difficult getting plastic junk in a hurry? That said, this is, of course, only the highest-quality plastic junk. Sold at a very reasonable markup of 6,000%. And still they buy. How I weep for my adopted homeland. The player receives "Four-Day Weekend For Our Sins Pt. 6" which is to "Make Apu Stock the Kwik-E-Mart for Easter". It takes 8 hours

Four-Day Weekend For Our Sins Pt. 7

After tapping on Homer Zappin' rabbits? It's what Easter's all about! Not to niptick, Homer, but Easter is actually about the resurrection of our Lord. Really? How come I'm just hearing about this? You can't be serious. You go to church every Sunday. Has literally none of it sunk in? I like the part when we all shake hands and wish each other well. It's fun because sometimes you shake the hand of a dude you hate, and you can God-bless them in a sort of Clint Eastwood-style voice. Like, you say "Peach be with you," but what you really mean is "I'll see you in hell." And if that's all I take from religion, well, that's enough. It truly is. Homer, I... I have to... go... now. The player receives "Four-Day Weekend For Our Sins Pt. 7" which is to "Make Ned Prepare Easter Dinner". It takes 4 hours

Four-Day Weekend For Our Sins Pt. 8

After tapping on Lisa There's simply no logical explanation for a rabbit that lays eggs. It's like something out of a bad movie, or a poorly-thought-out video game! I beg ta differ, little pointy-haired girl. As an expert on crossbreeding and inbreeding of all kind, I know genetic oopies like this happed every day. There's several Spucklers what lays eggs. You never tasted such delicious yolks. Ain't no egg like a person egg. You're saying these rabbits might have been genetically engineered to lay eggs? But who would do such a thing? And why? I reckon that's for later missions. Right now, I need to grow some carrots for our little friends. For all I know, they's kin! The player receives "Four-Day Weekend For Our Sins Pt. 8" which is to "Reach Level 6 and Build Cletus's Farm" and "Harvest Carrots at Cletus's Farm" and It takes 4 hours.

Four-Day Weekend For Our Sins Pt. 9

After tapping on Lisa Principal Skinner, are you aware that the school library is woefully undersupplied with books on genetic engineering? Well, our funding has been drastically cut back. But we did recently acquire some mid-eighties L.L.Bean catalogs. Quench your thirst for knowledge on those. And while I realize that the latest fad theories in education would dispute this, I've never really felt that girls and science are a good fit. Principal Skinner! I souldn't have said that, should I? Please, I'm just trying to determine if rabbits can be bred to lay eggs. Ah, yes. Well good luck with your worthy inquiries. Me, I plan on enjoying the free eggs while they're here. Mother never let me go on an egg hunt. She said it was waste of good food that I'd never find anyway... The player receives "Four-Day Weekend For Our Sins Pt. 9" which is to "Reach Level 9 and Build Springfield Elemantary" and "Make Skinner Search the School for Eggs". It takes 24 hours

Four-Day Weekend For Our Sins Pt. 10

After tapping on Lisa I don't know. Maybe Dad's right. Maybe these egg-laying bunnies are all just magic and wonder. Hmm, an email in my inbox. From a "D.E. Machina." DON'T GIVE UP. FOLLOW THE EGGS. SENT FROM MY PHONE. WHO ARE YOU? AND WHY SHOULD I TRUST ANYONE WHO HASN'T TURNED OFF THAT ANNOYING "SENT FROM MY PHONE" SIGNATURE? I KEEP MEANING TO LOOK UP HOW TO DO THAT. SENT FROM MY PHONE. SOMEONE IS BUYING UP ALL THE EGGS. FIND OUT WHO. SENT FROM MY PHONE. FINE. IN THE MEANTIME, GO TO SETTINGS/MAIL/SIGNATURE AND CHANGE THE SIGNATURE TO BLANK. YOU'RE WELCOME. The player receives "Four-Day Weekend For Our Sins Pt. 10" which is to "Make Lisa Follow the Eggs". It takes 60 minutes.

Four-Day Weekend For Our Sins Pt. 11

After tapping on Homer Here bunny... *zap* whoo, an egg! Here bunny... Why's everyone so excited about hunting magical bunnies around town? I've been doing it for years. Yeah, but these bunnies aren't drunken hallucinations, Barn. They're real. Oh. Hey, that IS exciting! Yeah, well it don't hold a candle to Whacking Day. There's something about killing defenseless little animals that just warms a creep's heart. Wait -- what am I saying? The only reason people ain't killin' bunnies is because they're squeamish. But there ain't an ounce of squeam in me! The player receives "Four-Day Weekend For Our Sins Pt. 11" which is to "Reach Level 15 and Build Moe's Tavern" and "Make Moe Hunt Bunnies with Prejudice". It takes 1 day and 8 hours.

Four-Day Weekend For Our Sins Pt. 12

After tapping on Lisa Milhouse, I need your help. Anything for you, Lis. So long as it in no way conflicts with my being a word-class chicken. Or involves breaking any rules of any kind, even rules I know to be stupid and/or unenforceable. Come on, Milhouse. Live a little. I've made it ten years without living. I'm not about to start now. I'm trying to track down where the eggs go after they're redeemed. I need you to buy an Easter Box from the mysterious stranger. If you help me out, Puppy Goo Goo gets invited to every tea party I throw from now on. I can't deny that Puppy Goo Goo's anaemic social life is the greatest concern of my life. Very well, Lisa, I'm in. The player receives "Four-Day Weekend For Our Sins Pt. 12" which is to "Make Lisa Investigate the Easter Boxes". It takes 12 hours.

Four-Day Weekend For Our Sins Pt. 13

After tapping on Lisa I've tracked the egg shipment to the nuclear plant. I think Mr. Burns may be behind the evil pot! Like he's behind every single evil plot Springfield has ever faced? Yeah, this town could use another villain. But first, we need to break into the nuclear plant. How good are you at climbing fences? Coach Krupt has called me "the most disappointing physical specimen ever to grasp a dodgeball." Compared to my P.E. assessment, that's a compliment. Looks like you're the man for the job! The player receives "Four-Day Weekend For Our Sins Pt. 13" which is to "Make Milhouse Sneak into the Control Building". It takes 8 hours. There's a whole egg factory in there! Bunnies laying eggs as far as the eye can see! Wait a second, if Mr. Burns can produce his own eggs, why is he buying up everyone else's? It doesn't make sense! I'm sure Hubert Wong could figure it out. Well, he hasn't been added to the town yet. And anyway, I'm smarter than Hubert Wong. ... I am TOO smarter!

Four-Day Weekend For Our Sins Pt. 14

After tapping on Homer Must get every Easter Box prize... Must complete set... Life meaningless until all are mine... Snap out of it, man! Quit letting a randomized outcome rule your life. Oh, it's not random. There's a pattern, I'm sure of it. Just like there's a pattern to how we walk around town... I assume. Maybe you should just go to work. Then you could earn enough money to buy the things you want outright. What's the point of that? There's no drama, no delectable tension. Besides, Mr. Burns told all his employees to take the month off and collect eggs. Which I find in no way suspicious! Now shut up. According to an online forum post I just read, the next Easter Box I buy is guaranteed to pay off big! Guaranteed! The player receives "Four-Day Weekend For Our Sins Pt. 14" which is to "Buy another Easter Box".

Four-Day Weekend For Our Sins Pt. 15

After tapping on Bart Lisa, everyone in town but you and me is obsessed with egg-collecting. Follow the eggs... follow the eggs, he said... Oh my God, it's got my sister, too. Well, as the only non-zombified person here, I owe it to the town I love to embark an a massive crime spree. To the spary paint store! Wait! Bart, an anonymous whistle blower is emailing me clues about the scientific origins of the bunnies. I have to find out who it is. To catch a geek, hire an even bigger geek. The player receives "Four-Day Weekend For Our Sins Pt. 15" which is to "Make Bart Question Comic Book Guy". It takes 4 hours. You have come to the right place. On the internet, no one can hide from... FREAKZILLA48! That's a pretty lame handle for a cyberwarrior. What can I say -- FREAKZILLA1 through FREAKZILLA47 were taken. Anyhoo, typety-typety... "D.E.Machina" appears to be originating from a server that goes by the name "Sax on the Beach." *sigh* "Sax on the Beach" is the title of Bleeding Gum Murhpy's only album! If this mystery involes jazz in any way, I vote we let this whole town go to hell. Seconded! Horrible, horrible music. For your information, jazz is America's-- --only indigenous art form? Yes, we've all heard that argument before. And yet the music still blows.

Four-Day Weekend For Our Sins Pt. 16

After tapping on Lisa Maybe if we listen to "Sax on the Beach," we'll find a clue as to why these bunnies were bred. Listen to jazz? I'd rather die. Seriously. That's not an expression. I honestly, rationally choose death over jazz. I really don't understand this hatred for America's-- ONLY INDIGENOUS ART FORM??? WE GET IT!!! IT'S STILL GROWN MEN NOODLING AROUND ON WIND INSTRUMENTS FOR HOURS ON END. Sorry. Look, you're my sister. And despite that fact, I like you. On rare occasions. But don't ask this of me. If I hear lick one, I will literally vomit to death. The player receives "Four-Day Weekend For Our Sins Pt. 16" which is to "Make Lisa Listen to a Bleeding Gumps Murphy Album". It takes 12 hours.

Four-Day Weekend For Our Sins Pt. 17

After tapping on Lisa It's strange. Most of Murphy's songs are about the love of his life, but I can't remember him mentioning a special woman. In fact, the only obsession I recall him having was for Faberge Eggs... Eggs? As in Easter Eggs? But Farberge eggs are crazy expensive. You'd have to be fantastically wealthy to acquire even one. As wealthy as... MR. BURNS! It all fits! It's time for D.E. MACHINA to come clean. The player receives "Four-Day Weekend For Our Sins Pt. 17" which is to "Make Lisa Contact the Whistleblower". It takes 24 hours. BURNS PAID FOR THE DEVELOPMENT OF EGG-LAYING BUNNIES. BUT WHY? HOW WILL CREATING LOTS OF EGGS HELP HIM ACQUIRE A 'FABERGE' EGG? WHAT INTERESTS A MAN WHO HAS EVERYTHING? WHY, THE IMPOSSIBLE, OF COURSE. YOU ARE ALMOST THERE. THINK, BY GLAYVIN! WAIT, "GLAYVIN?" PROFESSOR FRINK, IS THIS YOU? NO! FOR HOYVIN-MAYVEN'S SAKE! OKAY, FINE, YES. IT'S ME. WITH THE SLIP-UPS, AND THE POOR WORD CHOICE, AND THE WHY DIDN'T I ERASE THAT BEFORE HITTING "SEND?"

Four-Day Weekend For Our Sins Pt. 18

After tapping on Lisa So it was you who engineered these rabbits? I never suspected it would be the one and only scientist in town! It's true. I gave life to these adorable abominations. Sooooo fluffy, sooooo cursed. Glayvin. But why reach out to me? Because I knew it was wrong. My delicate nerd bones crumple under the weight of a three-pound backpack, let alone a half ton of guilt. Burns' farm is enormous, and those rabbits breed like overly linbidinous I-can't-think-of-the-word. It was inevitable a few rabbits would escape into the wild. And Burns doesn't want to lose their eggs! That leaves only one question left to answer. The player receives "Four-Day Weekend For Our Sins Pt. 18" which is to "Make Lisa Confront Mr. Burns". It takes 8 hours. Why did I do it? You see, I've collected nearly all the Faberge eggs that survive to this day. And it easn't easy. You have no idea how difficult stealing from Russian oligarchs is. "Paranoid" doesn't begin to describe those guys. But there's on kind of Faberge even THEY don't have. A naturally-occurring one. And so I hired Frink to create a creature that just might someday lay one. So that's why you needed every single egg. On the off chance that one might contain your prize. Ha! I guess even the super-rich are powerless against the endless, unquenchable urge to collect things they don't need. Of course! It's universal. A fact for which all of us in this digital town should be very grateful. Hmm, I guess if people weren't suckers for collecting, EA would have no reason to keep updating this game. Exactly. So stop pointing out how useless this whole endeavor is, you idiot! We need these people! Message All bunnies now have a rare chance to plop out the exlusive Natural Faberge Egg. Message Or, if you're completetly, utterly sick of death of randomly-generated events, you can get it from the store.

Easter Basket

After the player has placing an Easter Basket Huh? Where did this basket come from? An incredibly stupid question I will be delighted to answer! That is the bleeding edge of modern egg exchange technology. So… a basket that holds eggs? Ooh, what an incredible time we live in! It's for holding, processing, tabulating and more! Just put out a basket and any visitor can input eggs of the matching color. When the basket is full, you can collect its contents. For each donation, your friends get a return of eggs of another color! The trade is not equal, however. As the saying goes, you can't make an egg exchange without getting a little bit ripped off. Or words to that effect. Glayvin.

Sucking Out

After tapping on Lisa What are you even going to do with all these eggs, Dad? Haven't thought about it. I'm simply obeying my brain's deep-seated, irrational impulse to collect things. It's a weakness we all share, and one evil game designers are expert at exploiting. Thanks, game designers! But why are we talking, when we could be collecting? Pssst... I'll tell you what you can do with them. Collect enough eggs and I'll trade you a mysterious box from my extensive collection of rare objects from around the world. Ooh! More collecting! Pretty sweet… Dad, is this really the most productive way to spend your time? Lisa, someday you'll understand that collecting things so you can trade them in for collectibles from some dude's collection is the only way to feel good about yourself. But they're random prizes, Dad? What if you just get a bunch of fences? Hey yeah, I hate winning fences! If you suck out and get a total of 50 Easter fences from boxes, I'll also give you a free 15 donuts. 15 donuts?! Holy crap! I love winning fences!!! The player receives "Sucking Out" which is to "Buy and Easter Box" and "Place Easter Fences (x50)".

Priming the Pan

After tapping on Homer Chasing bunnies is wearing me out! I wish I could snap my fingers and make piles of Easter Eggs appear. Well, now you can! With my new, state-of-the-art egg-generating technology! I give you... The Frink-thetic Egg Generator! That's a lot of blinking lights. They do nothing, but they scream "high tech." Idiot customers insist on them. Do we ever! Go ahead, give it a whirl. The player receives "Priming the Pan" which is to "Place the Frink-thetic Egg Generator". Professor Frink, I don't mean to pry, but why do you have all these bunny- and egg-related devices on hand? Just what are you implying? All my research is highly ethical, notoriously unsuspicious, and infamously intrigue-free! That was... and odd way to phrase that. Good Glayvin! I think I left a bunsen burner on back at the lab! Must go! Professor Frink! Wait!

1+1=1

After the "Four-Day Weekend For Our Sins Pt. 4" is completed If you sit on an Easter Egg, it hatches and makes a Tooth Fairy! That's why it's important to sit on every egg you see. Otherwise a Tooth Fairy dies. The player receives "1+1=1" which is to "Build Wiggum House" and "Make Ralph Collect Easter Egg Count". It takes 16 hours

Cutting Out the Middle Man

After the "Four-Day Weekend For Our Sins Pt. 5" is completed I ain't got time to chase bunnies around for eggs! I'm going straight to the source! The player receives "Cutting Out the Middle Man" which is to "Reach Level 21 and Build the Muntz House" and "Make Nelson Raid Bird Nets". It takes 16 hours

Easter Box Prizes

Banana Dictatorship

Tropical Thunder

The player receives "Tropical Thunder" which is to "Build the Banana Dictatorship". It takes 24 hours. Banana Dictatorship?! I love stores named for a repressive, socially stratified politcal system. It just screams "fashion."

Blocko Store

Hip To Be Cubical

The player receives "Hip To Be Cubical" which is to "Build the Blocko Store". It takes 24 hours. Oooh, the Blocko Store! Where, if you can imagine it, you can build it! The doctor says I was born without an imagination. But you guys can all have fun!

Father Sean

White Collar Hero Pt. 1

After tapping on Homer I just backed into a parked motorcycle with my car! I gotta get out of here before ts rightful Son of Anarchy shows up! Excuse me? Your vehicle appears to be on my bike. Too late! The gang has me! I'll be chain-whipped to a bloody pulp! Relax, friend. The only "gang" I run with meets Sunday morning at St. Thomas More church. Your motorcycle gang meets in a church? Whoa, that's pretty hard-core. I sure am sorry about your bike. If you need to inflict gruesome street justice on me, I understand. Instead why not make it up to me by attending a service? We're always looking for new members. See you Sunday! Oh my God. I'm going to be in a motorcycle gang! This is the greatest day of my life. The player receives "White Collar Hero Pt. 1" which is to "Make Father Sean Be Cool on his Motorbike". It takes 12 hours.

White Collar Hero Pt. 2

After tapping on Homer Flanders, I've always been a good friend to you. But for your own safety, please know that I'm in a motorcycle gang now. What truly horrible news! It IS great, isn't it? Yeah, my gang leader is called Father Sean. Which, I don't need to tell you, is a very cool nickname. On Sundays we throw these sick gang parties. We sing songs, and drink Sacramento wine... And you know how bad guys in movies are always quoting from the Bible? Father Sean does that too. A ton. Because he's the most evil gang leader ever. But he also quotes from contemporary rap songs. Kind of speaks to all us gang-types on our level, you know? He's so awesome. Homer, I'm not entirely sure this "gang" is what you think it is. The player receives "White Collar Hero Pt. 2" which is to "Make Father Sean Be Cool on his Motorbike". It takes 8 hours.

White Collar Hero Pt. 3

After tapping on Homer Hey Flanders! Wanna hear another cool thing about my gang? The worldwide leader of the whole deal is called "the Pope." How twisted is that? "The Pope." Just like that dude in Rome who's way nicer than the one that came before him. Homer, brace yourself. I think this "gang" you've joined is actually the C-c-c-c... oh, I can't say it. It's too horrible. Out with it, stupid Flanders! The Catholic Church! *SOBS UNCONTROLLABLY* Church?! Father Sean, are you saving my eternal soul? How dare you! Let's talk about this later, yeah? My band is about to go on stage. Your band! Stop making religion cool, Celibate Fonzie! The player receives "White Collar Hero Pt. 3" which is to "Reach Level 15 and Build Moe's Tavern" and "Make Father Sean Play Drums in a Priest Ban". It takes 1 hours.

White Collar Hero Pt. 4

After tapping on Father Sean I'm sorry I tricked you into coming to church, Homer. I'm just bummed out there's no motorcycle gang. Because deep down I want what every man wants... ...to belong to a doctrinaire, hierarchical organization that enforces its will through intimidation and violence. But the Catholic Church did all those things and more. Sure, but then Pope Francis came along and ruined everything. With all his caring about poor people, and seeming like a decent guy. Disgusting! I'll admit, it's been an adjustment for all of us. The player receives "White Collar Hero Pt. 4" which is to "Make Father Sean Make Catholicism Cool". It takes 4 hours.

White Collar Hero Pt. 5

After tapping on Father Sean Homer, if I'm trying to recruit you for Catholicism, it's only because I want you to get into heaven. What, all I need to punch my heaven ticket is to repent my sins right before I die, correct? Well, uh, TECHNICALLY that's true... So I can sin all I want, then just before I croaks, I say "My bad, sorry guys," and I get the same result that a genuinely good person would? Uhhhhhhhhh... Loophole! You're not really appreciating the spirot of the ting... Hey, don't blame me if you guys goofed when you wrote the rules. See ya on my deathbed, dude. Not a moment before. The player receives "White Collar Hero Pt. 5" which is to "Make Father Sean Regret Meeting Homer Simpson". It takes 24 hours.

Hugs Bunny

The Last Temptation of Hugs Bunny Pt. 1

After tapping on Homer Look, Tapped Out players! It's the Easter Bunny! Actually, sir, my name is Hugs Bunny. Or rather, that'a the name of the character I am portraying. I am plainly a man in a bunny suit. Oh. I mean, look, TSTO gang! It's a guy in a bunny suit! Geez, everybody. Don't be so gullible. Did you REALLY believe that was the Easter Bunny? Because I sure didn't. Not for a second. Seriously, everybody, I think tapping on that phone all day is turning your brains to mush. As much fun as it is listening to you berate your local customers, I have work to do. You'll excuse me. The player receives "The Last Temptation of Hugs Bunny Pt. 1" which is to "Make Hugs Bunny Check on Easter Eggs". It takes 60 minutes.

The Last Temptation of Hugs Bunny Pt. 2

After tapping on Homer Hugs, you are truly the most gifted performer the world has ever known. I own a bunny suit. That is the full extent of my talents. I've not even taken the time to develop an "act". Most four-year-olds find me woefully unprofessional. Let me be your agent, Hugs, and I promise you that within three years you'll be accepting the Oscar for Best Rabbit. There's no such thing, and even if there was, I would lose. See, the Oscars are a popularity contest, and I am famously difficult to work with. Because, when you get down to it, I am ashamed to be a man in a bunny suit. I believe in you, Hugs! Well, I don't. The player receives "The Last Temptation of Hugs Bunny Pt. 2" which is to "Reach Level 7 and Build the Blue House" and "Make Hugs Bunny Work a Birthday Party". It takes 4 hours.

The Last Temptation of Hugs Bunny Pt. 3

After tapping on Hugs Bunny Another day, another mildly disappointed birthday party. Let me be your agent, Hugs. Don't you want to make the big bucks? If I felt I deserved them, yes. But again, I am a lazy hack. A lazy hack who deserves to be paid more for his art. I can get you what's right and fair. Then I will take 30%, leaving you with 70% of what's right and fair. Doesn't that sound fair? Not especially, but I'm tired of arguing. Go for it. The player receives "The Last Temptation of Hugs Bunny Pt. 3" which is to "Make Hugs Bunny Fight for Fair Compensation". It takes 24 hours.

The Last Temptation of Hugs Bunny Pt. 4

After tapping on Homer Bad news, Hugs. Some lawyers from Disney saw an ad I took out for you. They're suing you for stealing their character. Hugs Bunny isn't a Disney character. I invented him! See, they did a movie with the Easter Bunny in it. So now they feel they own all holiday-themed rodents. They also claim to own the rights to Santa Claus, the Boogeyman, the emotion "love," Ronald Reagan and dreams. Oh, and in that same movie one character hugged another, so by using the name "Hugs," you're infringing on their intellectual property. Looks like Hugs is dead. Really sorry. You idiot! The player receives "The Last Temptation of Hugs Bunny Pt. 4" which is to "Reach Level 20 and Build the Town Hall" and "Make Hugs Bunny Battle Homer". It takes 8 hours.

The Last Temptation of Hugs Bunny Pt. 5

After tapping on Hugs Bunny Hugs Bunny, you have been found guilty of assauly, disturbing the peace, and resisting arrest. I hereby sentence you to twelve hours of community service, starting with an educational presentation at the local elemantary school. ... Well, at least you're back in show business, Easter Bunny. I am NOT the Easter Bunny, you buffoon! The player receives "The Last Temptation of Hugs Bunny Pt. 5" which is to "Make Hugs Bunny Give a Presentation to Children". It takes 12 hours.

Shary Bobbins

A Spoonful of Bitter Pt. 1

After tapping on Ned Homer, I was thinking my boys might benefit from having a woman in the house. I get it -- you want my advice on how to meet women. Well, "Christian Couples" is a great dating site for people like you. "PlentyofJesusFish" is also good. Or if you're feeling frisky, there's "Chritian Swingers." Though I imagine you'll meet some very conflicted people. No, no, I'm looking for a nanny! Someone like Shary Bobbins, who came into your life so magically, discovered what horrible people you are, then got sucked into a jet engine. Oh yeah -- happy memories. But hey, if Shary Bobbins is who you want, Shary Bobbins is who you'll get! But Homer... she's dead. Stupid Flanders, Shary Bobbins is magic! She WAS dead, but now she's alive... because of magic. You don't mean... BLACK magic? No! Let's call it... "grey" magic... Well, actually really, really dark grey. Like Payne's Grey. So dark it kinda looks black. But of course it's not. Only it is. The player receives "A Spoonful of Bitter Pt. 1" which is to "Make Shary Bobbins Practice "Grey" Magic". It takes 8 hours.

A Spoonful of Bitter Pt. 2

After tapping on Shary Bobbins I've never seen such well-behaved childern! Your rooms are spotless, your homework is done, and you've completed every task set before you. Oh no, we've run out of chores! It's a kid's worst nightmare! Bedtime isn't until 5:30. However shall we ever fill the time? Now, now, children. If you search a little harder, you can always find some meaningless task to fill the time... I feel a song coming on... BUSY WORK! BUSY WORK! POINTLESS TASKS FOR IDLE JERKS! NOTHING THAT NEEDS DOING, NOTHING REALLY WORTH PURSUING! BUSY WORK! BUSY WORK! ANYTHING THAT LEAVES YOU IRKED! SORTING'S ALWAYS BRUTAL, EVEN MORE SO WHEN IT'S FUTILE! The player receives "A Spoonful of Bitter Pt. 2" which is to "Make Shary Bobbins Sing an Educational Song". It takes 4 hours.

A Spoonful of Bitter Pt. 3

After tapping on Shary Bobbins Wow, Shary Bobbins! We just spent hours accomplishing nothing! You see, children? I knew you could do it! Now, imagine how much more fun it would be if, instead of just wasting time, you actally accomplished something? And what if the thing you accomplished was something very, very naughty? Wouldn't that be even MORE fun? You're scaring me, British lady. NAUGHTY PRANKS! NAUGHTY PRANKS! TRY THEM AND YOU'LL GIVE ME THANKS! KIDS BEHAVING BADLY NEVER PASS THE EVENING SADLY! NAUGHTY PRANKS! NAUGHTY PRANKS! SOON YOU WILL BE ROBBING BANKS! LET'S GET INTO TROUBLE, AND LET'S DO IT ON THE DOUBLE! The player receives "A Spoonful of Bitter Pt. 3" which is to "Make Shary Bobbins Encourage Evil Deeds". It takes 60 minutes.

A Spoonful of Bitter Pt. 4

After tapping on Shary Bobbins Daddy, Shary Bobbins is making us do bad things! Miss Bobbins, far be it from an American to criticize anyone with a British accent... ...but why are you corrupting my little angels? Godness me! Most people who use the Dark Arts to summon their nannies from beyond the grave EXPECT this kind of thing! Yes, well, it didn't say anything about "demonic tendencies" in your references. I've been meaning to update those. The player receives "A Spoonful of Bitter Pt. 4" which is to "Reach Level 7 and Build the Blue House" and "Make Shary Bobbins Update her References". It takes 12 hours.

A Spoonful of Bitter Pt. 5

After tapping on Ned Miss Bobbins, I'm afraid this just isn't working out. Are you firing me? "Firing" is such an ugly word. Let's call it "encouraging your relocation by brining in an exorcist and dousing the entire house in holy water." I suppose it's for the best. I've never met such perfect angels as your boys. It makes me sick. If only Homer Simpson would take me back. That son of his shows real promise, evil-wise. Ah, well. Goodbye, children! The player receives "A Spoonful of Bitter Pt. 5" which is to "Make Shary Bobbins Fly on her Umbrella". It takes 24 hours.

Johnny Fiestas

After the player builds Johnny Fiestas Johnny Fiestas! I've been there with one of my women's groups. Their margaritas are fantastic! What is their food like? I have no memory of their food... The player receives "Mexican-Themed Hat Dance". It takes 24 hours to build and the player receives 250 and 10

Crazy Cat Lady

Look What the Cat Dragged In Pt. 1

After tapping on Lisa Welcome back to Springfield, Eleanor Abemathy! Aiiririarrr! Sorry, I didn't get that. Could you say it again, and maybe not hurl cats at me while you do? Gruiirahgruuugh! I know that behind that endless barrage of cats and babbie lies the mind of an intelligent woman, I have to find a way to talk to you! Flumliilirajodamogh! Ow! Cats hurt, you know. The player receives "Look What the Cat Dragged In Pt. 1" which is to "Make Crazy Cat Lady Throw Cats". It takes 12 hours.

Look What the Cat Dragged In Pt. 2

After tapping on the Crazy Cat Lady Aisiijelkrrr! Flamphumph! Eleanor Abernathy, graduate of Harvard Medical and Yale Law at age 24... reduced to this. So sad. Perhaps I can be of assistance! I believe I have found a way to communicate with this insane-but-somehow-ravishing-at-least-to-me-but-I'm-so-so-lonely-person. Professor Frink! Do you like the Crazy Cat Lady? Nooooooooo... Or rather, yes, so much! It's comes with being immensely hard up, you see. Very logical! Ew. It is "ew!" No one knows more than I. Anyway, let me explain what my latest invention can do... The player receives "Look What the Cat Dragged In Pt. 2" which is to "Make Crazy Cat Lady Polish her Degrees (With a Cat)". It takes 4 hours.

Look What the Cat Dragged In Pt. 3

After tapping on the Crazy Cat Lady You see, I believe that the Crazy Cat Lady's babblings are actually coherent thoughts, expressed in the language used by cats themselves. Blauidiioeummmmaaah! Good glayvin, you're intoxicating. That's incredible. But why, may I ask, did you invent a machine to speak cat? I was hired by the Defense Department to build an argon laser that could be fired from space. But a few screws in the wrong place, and boom -- cat translator. Now, Ms. Abernathy, if you would be so kind as to speak into the flayvin-moyvin, we'll begin. The player receives "Look What the Cat Dragged In Pt. 3" which is to "Make Crazy Cat Lady Speak Cat". It takes 8 hours.

Look What the Cat Dragged In Pt. 4

After tapping on the Crazy Cat Lady Aiisenbloooossunaaai! Can your machine translate that, Professor? I must know what this brilliant woman is telling us! I believe the translation is coming through now... ...CAT!...CAT GOOD DOG BAD!... Yes, Eleanor, we know you are fond of cats. We can understand you know. What do you want to say to us? ...CAT! ALL CAT NO DOG NEVER DOG! CAT! THROW CAT! CAT CAT! THROW NO DOG BUT CAT THROW YES! Ow! Eleanor, there's no more need to throw cats -- you can express yourself through language! And, again, cats hurt. CAT THROW YOU DO CAT? CAT CAT! CAT CAT CAT! DOG BAD DOG GO NO CAT CAT DOG THROW NO CAT THROW! The player receives "Look What the Cat Dragged In Pt. 4" which is to "Make Crazy Cat Lady Babble Incoherently". It takes 60 minutes.

Look What the Cat Dragged In Pt. 5

After tapping on the Crazy Cat Lady CAT CAT THROW NO DOG DOG! ALWAYS CAT! MOUSE CHASE EAT MOUSE NO DOG BAD DOG! *sigh* Thanks for trying, Professor. I suppose the bright young woman that was Ms. Abernathy is gone for good. Bye. CAT NO NEVER BAD ALWAYS GOOD BUT DOG BAD! ... IS THE LITTLE GIRL GONE? EXCELLENT. NOW GATHER 'ROUND, MY FELINE ARMY. THAT WAS A NARROW ESCAPE, BUT THE HUMANS STILL HAVE NO KNOWLEDGE OF OUR PLANS. SOON THE HUMANS WILL FALL UNDER OUR CLAWS. THE EARTH -- AND ALL ITS PLUSH TOYS AND SCRATCH POSTS -- WILL BE OURS!!! FOR THE DAY OF MAN IS ENDING. AND TOMORROW WILL SEE THE DAWN OF THE PLANET OF CATS!!! The player receives "Look What the Cat Dragged In Pt. 5" which is to "Make Crazy Cat Lady Plan a Cat Revolution". It takes 24 hours.

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