In the Name of the Grandfather/Quotes
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- [After Homer opens a shipping crate]
- Grampa: Moe?! You shipped yourself here?
- Moe: No, it's how you fly coach on Delta now.
- Irish police officer (1): So, it's a smoke-easy you're running then?
- Homer: Uh-oh! [tries to flee with Grampa]
- Irish police officer (2): Toots! It's escaping you're thinking of then?
- Homer: I can't tell if those are questions or statements!
- Irish Policeman #1: So, it's our syntax you're criticizin' then?
- [ The Simpsons are in the hot tub relaxing and the bubbles stop running]
- Homer: Hey,what happened to the bubbles?
- [They see Grampa who pulled the plug of the hot tub]
- Grampa: You good-for-nothing jellyfish! [drops the plug] While you were lying here soaking like a bunch of dirty dishes, I was lonelier than Estes Kefauver at a meeting of Murder Incorporated! [The Simpsons are stunned] That actually makes sense. Look it up! [grabs a baseball bat and hits the hot tub destroying it and the Simpsons twitched like a fish and he sits on a beach chair sadly]
- Lisa: [wiping on a towel] Sorry we missed your special day, Grampa. We'll definitely go next year.
