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To Surveil with Love/Quotes

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Season Episode
460 "The Squirt and the Whale"

"To Surveil with Love/Quotes"
"Moe Letter Blues" 462
[Chief Wiggum is explaining to new recruits how to use the monitors]
Chief Wiggum: "Now just follow a little formula called PB&J, pear at the monitor, be judgmental and jot it down. And one way to remember that is ABC, Always Be Considering PB&J, but the single most important rule is the four 'a's, Always Act According to ABC."

Marge: "That's not Sesame Street, that's a gay bar."

[Shauna is making out with Jimbo but they both freak out when they hear a voice coming from somewhere]
Jimbo: "Come on baby it's just a voice."

Flanders: "...Like God created the Devil."
Homer: "God create the devil? Finally he did something cool!"

Queen Elizabeth II: "I'll miss that Ralph Wiggum. He reminds me of my boy."
Prince Charles: "Mommy, my cat's breath smells like cat food."

Mr. Burns: "Just find the biggest idiot on our payroll and slip it in his bag."

[Chief Wiggum is using the police monitors to spy on Edna Krabappel sunbathing topless]
Lou: "Chief I think we got miss use police equipment on ZZ99"
Season 21 Quotes
Homer the Whopper Bart Gets a "Z" The Great Wife Hope Treehouse of Horror XX The Devil Wears Nada Pranks and Greens Rednecks and Broomsticks Oh Brother, Where Bart Thou? Thursdays with Abie Once Upon a Time in Springfield Million Dollar Maybe Boy Meets Curl The Color Yellow Postcards from the Wedge Stealing First Base The Greatest Story Ever D'ohed American History X-cellent Chief of Hearts The Squirt and the Whale To Surveil with Love Moe Letter Blues The Bob Next Door Judge Me Tender