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| All the World's a Cage
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| Tapped Out Quest Information
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All the World's a Cage is an event-exclusive questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Dog Days content update.
Dialogue[edit]
| Between July 12, 2022 and July 20, 2022
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Am I the only one in this family who realizes we're now living in a doggy dystopia?
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Gotta live somewhere.
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All our regular stores now only sell dog clothes!
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I hear the new fall muzzles are out. You should try one.
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Dad, are you just gonna sit and watch TV while the people of Springfield are getting imprisoned?
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Eh, there's nothing else good on.
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I'll bet if you save Wiggum from the kennel, he'll cancel all your outstanding parking tickets.
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*gasp* I'm in!
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*gasp* Me too!
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I thought you didn't care about any of this? Oh, wait. You have FOMO, don't you?
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I do not! I just have a fear of missing out!
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Task: "Collect Dog Food" (x125).
Task: "Make Homer Vow to Stop Those Pesky Dogs". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 4 hours.
If Bart is owned: Task: "Make Bart Have Extreme FOMO". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Lisa Rally Springfielders Against the Dogs". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 4 hours.
If Marge is owned: Task: "Make Marge Brainstorm Anti-dog Tactics". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 4 hours.
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Laddie, you're gonna hold up your end of the bargain, right? I broadcast your demands and you make me the new mayor in your doggy dystopia. I mean...utopia.
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*bark* *bark* *woof* *ruff* You should just do what I tell you and I won't give your mansion to the corgi gang, you bloated local news hack. *woof*
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What did he say?
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He said it's a deal.
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Quest reward:  100 and  10
Tinkle in the Wind
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| After completing Pt. 1
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*whimper* *whimper* I've found my true love in Rosa Barks, but she wants to enslave humans, including my family. *whimper*
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*whimper* *whimper* How can I possibly choose between them? *whimper*
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*whimper* But I must. *whimper*
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Santa's Little Helper seems really depressed today.
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Yeah, I've never seen him hold a sad expression for three straight dialogue boxes!
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We should take him to the veterinarian.
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No way! I'm not giving that guy another two hundred bucks just to tell me my dog's breath stinks.
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He was saying that about you.
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*annoyed grumble*
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Task: "Collect Dog Food" (x125).
Task: "Make Homer Go to the Veterinarian". The job takes place at Lionel Budgie D.V.M., Animal Hospital, Springfield Animal Shelter, or the Simpson House and takes 4 hours.
If Marge is owned: Task: "Make Marge Go to the Veterinarian". The job takes place at Lionel Budgie D.V.M., Animal Hospital, Springfield Animal Shelter, or the Simpson House and takes 4 hours.
If Bart is owned: Task: "Make Bart Go to the Veterinarian". The job takes place at Lionel Budgie D.V.M., Animal Hospital, Springfield Animal Shelter, or the Simpson House and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Lisa Go to the Veterinarian". The job takes place at Lionel Budgie D.V.M., Animal Hospital, Springfield Animal Shelter, or the Simpson House and takes 4 hours.
If Santa's Little Helper is owned: Task: "Make Santa's Little Helper Go to the Veterinarian". The job takes place at Lionel Budgie D.V.M., Animal Hospital, Springfield Animal Shelter, or the Simpson House and takes 4 hours.
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Your dog has a classic case of down-in-the-dumps-dog-itis.
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Is that a real thing?
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It's not. But I need a disease name in order to bill you for this visit.
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What could Santa's Little Helper possibly be sad about? Too much dog butt sniffing? Not enough dog butt sniffing?
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By the look in his eyes, I'd say... He's torn between two loves.
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One, a familial love. Long lasting and pure. The other, romantic. Passionate and tender. He knows he cannot have both.
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Wow, you really understand dog psyche.
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Or...your dog's got indigestion.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
Puppy Gap
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| After completing Pt. 2
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Santa's Little Helper seems to be in a better mood.
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*bark* *woof* Because I've chosen my family! I will help you defeat the dogs, including my love, Rosa Barks! *ruff*
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Why is he scratching at the closet door? *opens door*
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What is it, boy? What's in there? A treat? One of your toys?
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*bark* *ruff* I'm trying to show you how to defeat the dogs! *bark*
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I don't get it.
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*bark* I'm literally pointing right at it. *woof*
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*gasp* This stupid dog has inadvertently shown me exactly how to defeat the dogs!
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*woof* Oh, brother.
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Task: "Collect Dog Food" (x145).
Task: "Make Homer Realize Exactly How to Defeat the Dogs". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 4 hours.
If Santa's Little Helper is owned: Task: "Make Santa's Little Helper Question Choosing His Family". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 4 hours.
If Marge is owned: Task: "Make Marge Rally People for the Final Battle". The job takes place at Shops and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Lisa Rally People for the Final Battle". The job takes place at Shops and takes 4 hours.
If Bart is owned: Task: "Make Bart Collect Weapons for the Final Battle". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 4 hours.
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Mr. Burns, are you concerned about keeping the hounds locked up while all the other dogs are taking over the town?
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Why should that bother me?
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Well, the hounds might want to escape to run free with their own kind.
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Smithers, how many times have I ordered you to release the hounds?
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So many times. It makes my head spin.
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And they always come back. Do you know why?
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The same reason I keep coming back. They know who their master is.
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Yes, let's not forget that. Now SIT! Roll over! Play dead!
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
Abercrombie & Fetch
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| After completing Pt. 3
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And it all comes down to this, folks. Half of Springfield is NOT locked in the dog kennel and marches to save the other half that IS locked in.
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*bark* *bark* Heh, heh, heh. *woof*
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Laddie trots out to meet them and laughs diabolically... I think.
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Give us all our people back! Or at least that kid that loads me up at the Krusty Burger drive-thru!
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*bark* *bark* First you must pledge fealty to your doggy overlords! *woof*
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The time for translating woofs and barks is over! Springfielders, prepare to attack!
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Pull out the dog's greatest enemy – the VACUUM! *pulls out vacuum*
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*pulls out vacuum*
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*pulls out vacuum*
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*yelp* *yelp*
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I think we all understand a yelp when we hear one. No translation necessary!
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Task: "Collect Dog Food" (x145).
Task: "Make Springfielders Attack With Vacuums" (x20). The jobs take place at the No Kill Kennel, Town Hall, or a Visitable Home and take 4 hours.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
Bones & Noble
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| After completing Pt. 4
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All the dogs have retreated into the woods. All thanks to Santa's Little Helper pointing out the vacuum in our closet!
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Your Hoovers, Bissells, and Eurekas saved me!
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Not me. I'm staying here to live in the doggy cages.
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Okay, Ralphie. Why don't I put on your leash and we'll go for a walk...home. Your mother must be worried sick.
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Meh.
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Nobody puts a leash on Danger Dog!
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Danger Dog can get a bath on the front lawn if he comes home.
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Yay, lawn bath!
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The dogs will be back soon. Wish we had a dozen vacuums — those robotic Roombas with the AI that can be set in "Dog Defense" mode.
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We don't have the budget for that. We can afford one cleaning lady with a mop for half a day.
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Task: "Collect Dog Food" (x185).
Task: "Make Wiggum Approve Vacuum Budget". The job takes place at the Police Station, Town Hall, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Homer Bug Wiggum About Parking Tickets". The job takes place at the Police Station, Town Hall, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Lisa Install Vacuums Around Police Station". The job takes place at the Police Station, Town Hall, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
If Bart is owned: Task: "Make Bart Secretly Install Turrets on Vacuums". The job takes place at the Police Station, Town Hall, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
If Santa's Little Helper is owned: Task: "Make Santa's Little Helper Pine for Rosa Barks". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 4 hours.
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*bark* *woof* How could you do this? I thought we had something between us. *bark*
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*bark* *ruff* The only thing between us was a knotted rope. I'm sorry, Rosa. We weren't meant to be. *bark*
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*bark* Can we spend this one last night together? *bark*
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*woof* For old time's sake... *bark* *licks* Oh, Rosa.
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*licks* Oh, Santa's Little Helper.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
Fit Dog Heaven and Fat Dog Hell
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Currency-earning jobs[edit]
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| Salvage Dog Food From Dumpsters
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Wiggum, Lou, Eddie, Quimby, Homer, Bart, Lisa, Brockman, Ralph
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4h
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Dumpsters, Simpson House
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 5, 45
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| Beg for Dog Food
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Santa's Little Helper
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Visitable Homes, Simpson House
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8, 70
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| Pick Up Fancy Dog Food From Fancy Stores
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Lionel Budgie, Les Moore, Elaine Wolff, Emily Winthrop
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Swapper Jack's, Quick & Fresh, Try-N-Save, Springfield Grocery Store, CostMo, Kwik-E-Mart, Simpson House
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Behind the Laughter[edit]
The quest name is a reference to the phrase "all the world's a stage" from the William Shakespeare play As You Like It.
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