  
Gone to the Dogs
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| Gone to the Dogs
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| Tapped Out Quest Information
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Gone to the Dogs is an event-exclusive questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Dog Days content update.
Dialogue[edit]
| Between June 24, 2022 and July 20, 2022
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*bark* *woof* Chief, we've tripled the arrests since taking over for those buffoons!
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*bark* They should have quadrupled!
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*arf* We need more feet in the street... I mean paws.
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*ruff* *woof* We need to head to the rough part of town and scrounge up some real muscle from the junkyard.
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*bark* On my way, Chief.
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Meanwhile, in the basement...
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Alright, I'm willing to concede that we may have lost control here.
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Eating their dog food is helping no one.
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We're gonna need an expert.
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An expert is how we got into this mess in the first place.
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Then we're gonna need someone who's more — experter.
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Task: "Collect Dog Collars" (x145).
Task: "Make Wiggum Try to Think of Someone More Experter". The job takes place at the Police Station and takes 4 hours.
If Lou is owned: Task: "Make Lou Get New Orders From Laddie". The job takes place at the Police Station or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
If Eddie is owned: Task: "Make Eddie Get New Orders From Laddie". The job takes place at the Police Station or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
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I've got it! We hire a dog whisperer who will then whisper to us what they're up to!
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*whispers* But you can't hear whispers.
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What's that, Lou?
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Or we hire a LOUD dog behavior expert to trick the dogs into giving the power back to us.
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These dogs are pretty smart. Do you really think an expert can outsmart them?
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Pfft, just leave it to me, Lou.
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By which I mean the expert. But leave it to me to hire the expert – and then we'll leave it all up to the expert.
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Very confusing, but most of your plans are.
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Quest reward:  100 and  10
Rosa Barks
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| After completing Pt. 1
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So you're from the Dognitive Behavioral Therapy Institute?
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That's right. Elaine Wolff. I specialize in Dognitive Behavioral Therapy.
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I don't want to hear that again so please proceed.
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I'm a firm believer in getting inside the mind of a dog to really analyze their motivations. I can solve your pooch problem by bringing in an expert.
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I thought YOU were the expert?
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On why dogs scooch their butts across the carpet, not canine hierarchical power structures. This requires the big guns.
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Task: "Collect Dog Collars" (x145).
If Elaine Wolff is owned: Task: "Make Elaine Wolff Consult With Crazy Dog Man". The job takes place at the Dognitive Behavioral Therapy Institute and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Wiggum Get Budget Approval for the Big Guns". The job takes place at the Police Station and takes 4 hours.
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Hraaarjjkjrjar! *throws dog*
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I hear what you're saying. So, the power structure has limits?
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Skrajjkjhewaarjh! *throws two dogs*
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Of course. The carrot and the stick. It's classic behavioral conditioning.
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You can understand him?
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When you're married to a crazy person for ten years, you pick up some things.
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Karagibukaaaa! I just told him that last month's alimony check is still missing.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
Crazy Dog Man
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| After completing Pt. 2
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Alright, we're using the carrot and the stick approach with the dogs.
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We give them carrots and sticks?
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No. The "carrot" is the reward for behavior we desire. We'll entice them with things doggies love.
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Dog parks, snack dispensers, and pig's ears...
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I like those things too!
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They're not meant for you.
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No fair! Can I at least have a stick?
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There are no sticks. It's a metaphor.
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I can't fetch a metaphor!
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Fine. Fetch some sticks.
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I'll keep an eye on him.
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Task: "Collect Dog Collars" (x125).
Task: "Make Wiggum Gather Sticks". The job takes place at Trees and takes 4 hours.
If Elaine Wolff is owned: Task: "Make Elaine Wolff Oversee Construction of "Carrots"". The job takes place at the Dognitive Behavioral Therapy Institute and takes 4 hours.
If Lou is owned: Task: "Make Lou Turn to the Camera and Make a Face". The job takes place at the Police Station and takes 4 hours.
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Mr. Simpson, is it true that on the 14th of October you said to your dog, and I quote, "Who's a good boy?"
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Detective, is there a problem with that?
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I'm the one asking the questions, ma'am.
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Now Mr. Simpson, is your dog, in fact, a good boy?
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No, I lied. I only said that to convince someone to buy him from us.
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*gasp*
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He's a bad boy...he's a really bad boy.
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Homer, how could you?!
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That's all the questions for now. Your family needs some room to heal.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
Springfield Dog Park
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| After completing Pt. 3
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Are the carrots distracting the dogs so that we can take back our precinct?
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Um...
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Meanwhile, at the Police Station...
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*bark* *bark* The humans are accepting our rule. We've even received snack dispensers and pig's ears.
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And have you visited the new Springfield Dog Park? *woof*
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I've already left messages for the others on fire hydrants there.
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Now it's time to smack the humans with the rolled-up newspaper of our superiority. *bark*
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*bark* And you've brought more muscle from the junkyard. *woof*
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*woof* Just tell me who I gotta bite.
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*bark* Finally, it's my turn to lift my leg of rule on the humans!
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*bark* *bark* Then take to the streets! Clamp the jaws of authority on any human that questions you! *bark*
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Meanwhile...
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Um...yeah. We're still cooking the carrots...
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Task: "Collect Dog Collars" (x125).
Task: "Make Wiggum Wait Patiently on Dog Psychology". The job takes place at the Police Station and takes 4 hours.
If Elaine Wolff is owned: Task: "Make Elaine Wolff Give More "Carrots"". The job takes place at the Police Station or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Homer Answer More of McGriff's Questions". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 4 hours.
If Lou is owned: Task: "Make Lou Run From Tyrannical Police Dogs". The job takes 4 hours.
If Eddie is owned: Task: "Make Eddie Run From Tyrannical Police Dogs". The job takes 4 hours.
If Emily Winthrop is owned: Task: "Make Emily Winthrop Check in to See How Things Are Going". The job takes place at the Police Station or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
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I feel like this is not quite going according to plan.
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*fighting off dogs* You think?!
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Maybe we should try the actual sticks now?
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I'm way ahead of you! *swings a stick*
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*bark* *ruff* Attacking an officer of the paw is a crime! You're going downtown. *handcuffs Elaine Wolff* *bark*
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Meanwhile, at the Simpson house...
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Things have gone to the dogs! Meaning police dogs are locking up anyone who refuses to give treats!
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And they're planting evidence of chewed-up homework on humans to deflect blame from dogs!
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Actually, I mighta ate one of your history papers. Mmm... Louisiana Purchase.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
Dog Playground
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I'm tired of everyone in town complaining that I created a terrifying police dog state.
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What are you gonna do about it?
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Nothing. I just wanted to say I'm really tired.
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We should get out of here. I hear the dogs coming.
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Task: "Collect Dog Collars" (x185).
Task: "Make Wiggum Hide From the Dogs". The job takes place at the Police Station or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
If Lou is owned: Task: "Make Lou Hide From the Dogs". The job takes place at the Police Station or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
If Eddie is owned: Task: "Make Eddie Hide From the Dogs". The job takes place at the Police Station or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
If Elaine Wolff is owned: Task: "Make Elaine Wolff Use Her One Phone Call". The job takes place at the Police Station, Springfield Penitentiary, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
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Chief Wiggum?
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Elaine? I thought they arrested you? Wait. You're a fool if you used your one phone call to call me.
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Then I'm a fool. Just get me out of this!
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Well, I'm kinda tied up right now. Yes, the dogs caught me and tied me up.
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Who knew dogs could tie knots?
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Quest reward: 200 and 20
Cheep, Cheep, Cheap!
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Currency-earning jobs[edit]
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| Swipe Dog Collars From Sleeping Dogs
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Wiggum, Lou, Eddie, Quimby, Homer, Bart, Lisa, Brockman, Ralph
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4h
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Springfield Dog Pound, Dognitive Behavioral Therapy Institute, Animal Hospital, Springfield Animal Shelter, Fireworks, Candy & Puppies, Barking Good Butchery, Bar Dogs, Simpson House
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| Rescue Old Collars From the Trash
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Santa's Little Helper
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Dumpster 2, Dumpster 1, Trash Can, Springfield Dump, Visitable Homes, Simpson House
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8, 70
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| Convert Tiny Belts Into Dog Collars
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Elaine Wolff, Emily Winthrop
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Banana Dictatorship, Abercrombie & Rich, Carnaby Street, Costington's, Tomorrow's Costington's, Turban Outfitters, Victor's Secret, Spiffany's, Simpson House
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