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New Dogs on the Block
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Tapped Out Quest Information
Level: 15
Update: Dog Days
Required characters: Wiggum, Homer
Optional characters: Lou, Eddie, Emily Winthrop, McGriff the Crime Dog, Marge, Luann, See Currency-earning jobs
Internal name(s): NewDogsOnTheBlock
ID(s): 257001 - 257005
Previous quest(s): Danger in Numbers
Next quest(s): Lost the Translation


New Dogs on the Block is an event-exclusive questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Dog Days content update.

Dialogue[edit]

Pt. 1[edit]

After completing Danger in Numbers
Emily Winthrop I should introduce myself — Emily Winthrop, of Emily Winthrop's Canine College.
Wiggum I never went to college, doggie or other.
Emily Winthrop I'll be handling all the training for your new canine police force. This is my best dog, Laddie.
Laddie *bark* *woof* This guy reeks of weakness.
Wiggum - Proud His barks are just so cute!
Task: "Collect Dog Bones" (x145).
Task: "Make Wiggum Wonder What Laddie Said". The job takes place at the Police Station and takes 4 hours.
If Lou is owned: Task: "Make Lou Order Dog Uniforms". The job takes place at the Police Station or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
If Eddie is owned: Task: "Make Eddie Install Dog Seatbelts in the Cruiser". The job takes place at the Police Station or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
Bart Dad, how'd the police dog tryouts go?
Homer - Annoyed That dog is so stupid.
Bart - Sad That's Santa's Little Helper you're talking about!
Homer - Annoyed Not him. The Chief of Police dog, Laddie. He gave Santa's Little Helper a 10.
Bart 10 out of 10?! That's pretty great!
Homer - Angry Ten out of a thousand!
Santa's Little Helper - Sad *whimper*
Bart Hold up. My old dog, Laddie, is there?
Homer - Snobby Yeah, acting like he runs the place, just because he's running the place now.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10
Laddie

Pt. 2[edit]

After completing Pt. 1
Emily Winthrop We've finished selecting the new police dogs. If anyone needs me, I'll be busy training them at Emily Winthrop's Canine College.
Eddie Yes, we know who you are and we know whose college it is.
Emily Winthrop Who me, Emily Winthrop at Emily Winthrop's Canine College?
Eddie Oh, brother. Chief, do we have to deal with this lady?
Wiggum - Annoyed At least you don't have to give up your office chair to a dog.
Laddie - Annoyed *bark* I'm gonna need this seat Febreze'd. It smells like failure.
Task: "Collect Dog Bones" (x125).
Task: "Make Wiggum Hand Over His Chair to Laddie". The job takes place at the Police Station and takes 4 hours.
If Emily Winthrop is owned: Task: "Make Emily Winthrop Train More Police Dogs". The job takes place at Emily Winthrop's Canine College and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Homer Train Santa's Little Helper Himself". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 4 hours.
Emily Winthrop - Angry Sit down! *cracks whip* Roll over! *cracks whip*
Wiggum - Sad Wow, you're really harsh on these dogs.
Emily Winthrop - Annoyed I was talking to you!
Wiggum - Confused Oh, sorry. What'd you want me to do again?
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10
Springfield Animal Police Academy

Pt. 3[edit]

After completing Pt. 2
Wiggum Alright, Rosa Barks, since this is your first ride-along, watch how the pros do it.
Rosa Barks - Confused *bark* *ruff* Where are these "pros"?
Wiggum I'll assume you were just admiring me.
Lou Rosa, we're gonna take a stroll down Main Street so keep your eyes open for perps.
Rosa Barks *bark* *bark* I see a perp!
Lou Good eyes, Rosa! Let's sic 'em!
Task: "Collect Dog Bones" (x145).
Task: "Make Wiggum Chase the Perp". The job takes 4 hours.
If Lou is owned: Task: "Make Lou Cut Off the Perp Around the Corner". The job takes 4 hours.
Rosa Barks - Annoyed *growls* Grrrr.... Grrrr.... *bites the perp*
Lou Wow, that was the fastest perp takedown I've ever seen!
Rosa Barks *bark* *bark* All in a dog day's work.
Lou Did you see that, Chief? Chief?
Wiggum Gimme a break, Lou! I'm still unbuckling my seat belt.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10
The Pitiless Pup Attack Dog School

Pt. 4[edit]

After completing Pt. 3
Emily Winthrop Chief Wiggum, have you met McGriff, our new detective?
McGriff the Crime Dog I'll be handling the tough cases from now on.
Wiggum - Surprised You can talk?
McGriff the Crime Dog - Annoyed Yes, I'm a freak. But I can also translate for the other dogs.
Laddie - Annoyed *bark* *bark* Tell that beef bag to stay out of his office which is MY office now! *bark*
Wiggum What'd Laddie say?
McGriff the Crime Dog - Surprised Uh... Laddie just said "respect".
Wiggum - Happy I respect you too, Laddie.
McGriff the Crime Dog Also, YOUR office is now in the basement.
Wiggum - Confused Come again?
Task: "Collect Dog Bones" (x125).
Task: "Make Wiggum Head to the Basement". The job takes place at the Police Station and takes 4 hours.
If Lou is owned: Task: "Make Lou Put a Dog Bed in Wiggum's Office". The job takes place at the Police Station or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
If Eddie is owned: Task: "Make Eddie Add Snausage Water to the Office". The job takes place at the Police Station or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
If Emily Winthrop is owned: Task: "Make Emily Winthrop Test Out a New Whip". The job takes place at Emily Winthrop's Canine College and takes 4 hours.
If McGriff the Crime Dog is owned: Task: "Make McGriff the Crime Dog Solve Cold Cases". The job takes place at the Police Station or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
Wiggum What case are you working on, McGriff? That double murder behind the Krusty Burger? The serial kidnapper?
Lou Sad that we've never really solved anything in our careers...just sad.
McGriff the Crime Dog I'm working on the oldest cold case on the books. Trying to crack, once and for all, who is a good boy.
Wiggum - Happy I think you're a good boy. Who's-a-good-boy-YOU'RE-a-good-boy-yes-you-are!
McGriff the Crime Dog - Annoyed Ugh. No more cold cases.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10
Pet Costumes

Pt. 5[edit]

After completing Pt. 4
Brockman - TV With the latest arrest numbers, the Springfield Police have had a dramatic turnaround.
Marge - Happy It's incredible how quickly Chief Wiggum has improved our city.
Luann I've heard it's actually the new police dogs who are to thank. Apparently, Laddie is completely running things now.
Wiggum All wild rumors, ladies. I'm still the Chief in charge.
Luann But you're working out of the basement.
Wiggum - Proud The basement is where all the action is...and the water heater.
Marge - Confused How did you get into my house?
Wiggum A cop's job is to sniff out trouble. That includes troubled pork chops.
Wiggum - Guilty I'm gonna need to take yours in for evidence.
Task: "Collect Dog Bones" (x185).
Task: "Make Wiggum Take Pork Chops as Evidence". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 4 hours.
If Marge is owned: Task: "Make Marge Hand Over Pork Chop Evidence". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 4 hours.
If Luann is owned: Task: "Make Luann Tell EVERYONE What Happened". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 4 hours.
Wiggum - Angry Alright, everybody here needs to know I'm still the Chief of Police. I'm running things! NOT some dumb dog!
Lou Chief, nobody can hear you down in the basement.
Wiggum - Annoyed I'm assuming the rats crawling everywhere will spread the word.
Quest reward: Cash200 and XP20
K9 Unit

Behind the Laughter[edit]

The quest name is a reference to the boy band New Kids on the Block.

Currency-earning jobs[edit]

Task Character(s) Time Location(s) Reward
Distract Dogs and Steal Their Dog Bones Wiggum, Lou, Eddie, Quimby, Homer, Bart, Lisa, Brockman, Ralph 4h Visitable Homes Dog Bone5, XP45
Unearth Old Dog Bones Santa's Little Helper Springfield Dog Park, Dog Playground, Springfield Park Entrance, Visitable Homes, Simpson House Dog Bone8, XP70
Pay Top Dollar for Designer Dog Bones Emily Winthrop Swapper Jack's, Quick & Fresh, Try-N-Save, Springfield Grocery Store, CostMo, Kwik-E-Mart, Simpson House