  
All Bark and Even More Bite
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| All Bark and Even More Bite
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Tapped Out Quest Information
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15
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| Update:
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Dog Days
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| Required characters:
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Wiggum, Dog-proof Suit Wiggum, Normal Springfielders, Homer
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| Optional characters:
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Quimby, Les Moore, Ralph, Sarah Wiggum, Lou, Eddie, Brockman, See Currency-earning jobs
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| Internal name(s):
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AllBarkAndEvenMoreBite
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| ID(s):
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257011 - 257015
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| Previous quest(s):
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Danger in Numbers
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| Next quest(s):
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Lost the Translation
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All Bark and Even More Bite is an event-exclusive questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Dog Days content update.
Dialogue[edit]
| Between July 3, 2022 and July 20, 2022
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Wiggum, I thought they arrested you. How'd you get out?
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I gave the bailiff a dog treat and he let me go. It was like taking candy from a baby.
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Or GIVING candy to a baby. But in this case a dog. So like giving candy to a dog. Candy that was a dog treat. Yep, like giving a dog treat to a dog.
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That is time I will never get back.
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We need to make this dog nonsense sit or heel now!
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Maybe we drive them out of Springfield Pied Piper-style. I play a mean piccolo.
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Or how about having Frink engineer a zombie virus where the zombies only eat dog brains?
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Why are zombies the only ones that get to eat brains?
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Task: "Collect Fire Hydrants" (x125).
If Quimby is owned: Task: "Make Quimby Brainstorm Solutions". The job takes place at the Town Hall or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Wiggum Brainstorm Solutions". The job takes place at the Town Hall or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
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I've got it. We lure the dogs to a kennel and trap them in.
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Lure them with what?
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With bait. You still have that dog-proof suit, right?
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Hey, wait... I don't want to be the bait! You do it.
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And risk losing the mayor of the town amidst a crisis?
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Is losing the Chief of Police better?
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For me it is.
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Quest reward:  100 and  10
Dog Gang
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| After completing Pt. 1
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You want to use my No Kill Kennel to trap these dogs?
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That's the idea. Not killing, just trapping.
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Okay, but if we run out of space for all the dogs, I've got a way to, uh – "not kill 'em" but mysteriously-lose-and-never-see-again them.
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Let the "no killing" begin!
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Task: "Collect Fire Hydrants" (x145).
If Les Moore is owned: Task: "Make Les Moore Prep the Cages". The job takes place at the No Kill Kennel and takes 4 hours.
If Quimby is owned: Task: "Make Quimby Prepare His "Mission Accomplished" Speech". The job takes place at the No Kill Kennel or Town Hall and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Wiggum Put on the Bite-Proof Suit". The job takes place at the No Kill Kennel or Police Station and takes 4 hours.
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*licks*
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*licks*
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Finally, Santa's Little Helper got a girlfriend.
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Maybe now he'll get a job, get a place of his own and stop mooching off us.
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That's Rosa Barks! She's second in command of the dog police force that's terrorizing the town!
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You're just jealous 'cause he's got someone and you don't.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
Dog-proof Suit Wiggum
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| After completing Pt. 2
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Alright. Open the kennel cages! "Operation Bite Me" is going live!
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Uh, it appears the operation is already working...
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*bark* *ruff* Not so fast!
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Ah!
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How did Laddie discover our plan?
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*woof* *bark* I have spies...and fleas everywhere.
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*growls* Grrr... Grrr...
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Okay, we give up!
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I pledge fealty!
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I'm in the dog-proof suit. So I got no problem being bitten!
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*bites Wiggum*
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*bites Wiggum*
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*bites Wiggum*
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*bites Wiggum*
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*bites Wiggum*
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Hey, dogs only, Mayor!
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Task: "Collect Fire Hydrants" (x125).
Task: "Make Dog-proof Suit Wiggum Get Ravaged By Dogs". The job takes 4 hours.
If Quimby is owned: Task: "Make Quimby Give Up". The job takes place at the No Kill Kennel or Town Hall and takes 4 hours.
If Les Moore is owned: Task: "Make Les Moore Pledge Fealty to the Dogs". The job takes place at the No Kill Kennel and takes 4 hours.
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*bark* Chief, I put the chunky one in the kennel. And the skinny one and the corrupt one have pledged fealty. *bark*
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*bark* Well done, Barks. *bark*
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I think I understood one of those "barks".
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*crouching in the kennel cage* Excuse me...where do the humans go potty around here?
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
Animal Hospital
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| After completing Pt. 4
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Danger Dog, In honor of your bravery, the city of Neuterville awards you this Key to the City.
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This is truly an honor, your Honor—
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Ee-gads! It's your arch nemesis, Molly Ringworm, and she's attacking City Hall!
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Stop, evildoer!
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Danger Dog to the rescue!
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We interrupt this asinine cartoon to bring you this breaking news...
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Police dogs have taken over the town and are enslaving Springfielders at the No Kill Kennel, including former Police Chief Wiggum.
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*in the cage* I'm being treated pretty well. *eats dog food*
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Daddy!
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I'm told his captors are not forcing the Chief to eat dog food. He just likes it.
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Mommy! We have to save Daddy!
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Meh.
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*gasp* If not Mommy, then it's Danger Dog to the rescue! Pup-pup and away! *puts on cape and runs out the door*
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Task: "Collect Fire Hydrants" (x145).
If Ralph is owned: Task: "Make Ralph Believe He Is Danger Dog". The job takes place at the Wiggum House and takes 4 hours.
If Sarah Wiggum is owned: Task: "Make Sarah Wiggum Be Ambivalent". The job takes place at the Wiggum House or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Wiggum Eat Dog Food in the Kennel". The job takes place at the No Kill Kennel or Police Station and takes 4 hours.
If Lou is owned: Task: "Make Lou Get Locked in the Kennel Too". The job takes place at the No Kill Kennel, Police Station, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
If Eddie is owned: Task: "Make Eddie Get Locked in the Kennel Too". The job takes place at the No Kill Kennel, Police Station, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Springfielders Watch it All on TV" (x20). The jobs take place at a Visitable Home and take 4 hours.
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Bad doggies! Bad doggies!
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*bark* Who is this pumpkinhead?
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*in the cage* Ralphie?
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Nuh-uh, citizen. I'm Danger Dog!
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*woof* Strange. He doesn't look like a dog.
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*bark* Just put him in the cage with the rest. *bark*
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*bark* *woof* As Danger Dog I fight evil. But also as Danger Dog, I'm a doggie! *bark*
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*bark* He does talk like us. *woof*
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*ruff* *woof* We are not the enemy. You don't have to fight us. *bark*
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*bark* *bark* Oki-dokie. I'll join you then! *bark*
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Uh-oh, Ralphie's siding with dogs again.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
Danger Dog
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| After completing Pt. 4
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Police Chief Laddie will now make a statement and McGriff the Crime Dog will translate.
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*bark* *bark* People of Springfield!
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Listen up, human chew bones!
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*bark* *woof* You need not oppose us!
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*pointing to the cages* This is what happens to those who oppose us!
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I was always gonna learn Spanish but maybe dog language is more useful.
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Task: "Collect Fire Hydrants" (x185).
Task: "Make Homer Make a Case for the Doggy Overlords". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 4 hours.
If Brockman is owned: Task: "Make Brockman Broadcast From the No Kill Kennel". The job takes place at the No Kill Kennel, Police Station, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Wiggum Take a Nap in the Cage". The job takes place at the No Kill Kennel or Police Station and takes 4 hours.
If Ralph is owned: Task: "Make Ralph Pretend to Be Danger Dog". The job takes place at the No Kill Kennel, Police Station, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
If Les Moore is owned: Task: "Make Les Moore Hose Down Wiggum's Cage". The job takes place at the No Kill Kennel and takes 4 hours.
If Quimby is owned: Task: "Make Quimby Give Laddie the Key to the City". The job takes place at the No Kill Kennel or Town Hall and takes 4 hours.
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Danger Dog, you've saved City Hall. Neuterville owes you a debt of gratitude.
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Just doing my job, Mayor.
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The only reward I require is a hot date with Kate Barkinsale!
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Quest reward: 200 and 20
Neuterville City Hall
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Currency-earning jobs[edit]
| Task
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Character(s)
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Time
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Location(s)
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Reward
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| Pry Fire Hydrants From Street Corners
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Wiggum, Lou, Eddie, Quimby, Homer, Bart, Lisa, Brockman, Ralph
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4h
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Hydrants, Simpson House
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 5, 45
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| Sniff and Mark Fire Hydrants
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Santa's Little Helper
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8, 70
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| 3D Print Fire Hydrants
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Les Moore, Elaine Wolff, Emily Winthrop
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